Tiresias Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 I think Pardew thinks if you motivate players enough barcalona style passing sort of happens magically, rather than by methodical training, and I don't even want barcalona style passing just some fucking comfort in possession Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Bobby Lee is a shining diamond of a man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Rob Lee looks like an overweight Jose Mourinho impersonator. Still quite a tasche on him like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Thank fuck for Rob Lee's tash Looks like he's gained a few pounds over the years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 You never know without Ben Arfa we may start to look a more cohesive team as the others will have to dig in and do something instead of relying on him all the time [/straws] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Rob Lee's tash is fucking immense. Adds such gravitas to his punditry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 You moany feckers. I myself am very pleased i mean, i appreciate and so grateful for the team that is on that pitch. Geeeee thanks Ashley, what a guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 You moany feckers. I myself am very pleased i mean, i appreciate and so grateful for the team that is on that pitch. Geeeee thanks Ashley, what a guy. What have you made of our set penises tonight? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Pardew seems to think that with this 4-2-3-1 formation, he can get away with playing two defensive midfielders, and I don't think he can. We're not getting enough from Bigi and Anita. Fortunately, the opposition don't look like they could score if they played for a week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliassenfredrik Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 i said it all along our team cant pass, cant control a simple football. it's like rocket science or something, its beyond them. i would have thought thats one the first things you learn as a footballer, control the ball. i wonder what these guys do in training with Pardew, oh I know it goes like this ...... Pardew doing his salesman routine, standing far out in the sidelines with his megaphone, shouting... "good lads! wow you guys are amazing, champions league spot contenders , honest! keep going" and then he watches the players run around the field like crazy headless chickens whilst he orders footballs to be fired from cannons with balls everywhere like confetti bouncing up and down like mad. Confetti bounces up and down? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Just open a whiskey bottle, to calm my nerves, as i am quite furious. HBA out injured, and we can not cross, pass or play football at the moment. What kind of whisky? The choice for today was a Glenlivet 18yo. Splendid! A wise choice my friend. Bruichladdich for me tonight - it goes well with c-grade european football I find. Never tasted that, will check it out. Love a good whiskey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 You moany feckers. I myself am very pleased i mean, i appreciate and so grateful for the team that is on that pitch. Geeeee thanks Ashley, what a guy. What have you made of our set penises tonight? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 As for our set penises, every cocking one hits the first man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Hahaha i was just on to that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Pardew, stop getting Tim to launch it will you, does us not winning one header tell you its not worth doing. You plank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 21,000 there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Just go in. Ben Arfa's injured?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 here we go again, pass the bottle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Right im now watching, let the magic begin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 i said it all along our team cant pass, cant control a simple football. it's like rocket science or something, its beyond them. i would have thought thats one the first things you learn as a footballer, control the ball. i wonder what these guys do in training with Pardew, oh I know it goes like this ...... Pardew doing his salesman routine, standing far out in the sidelines with his megaphone, shouting... "good lads! wow you guys are amazing, champions league spot contenders , honest! keep going" and then he watches the players run around the field like crazy headless chickens whilst he orders footballs to be fired from cannons with balls everywhere like confetti bouncing up and down like mad. Confetti bounces up and down? just everywhere i guess. bouncing would be like ping pong balls more like. your right. remember that sony advert when millions of balls get released into a san francisco street? and balls goes everywhere, thats how i imagine our training ground looks like. just players kicking thin air whilst footballs are out of control all over the place Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 You can almost hear Pards post match interview 'HBA big player....losing him hurt us... thought we played well......restricted their chances....doing just enough to get through....saving ourselves for sunday..... (not making up excuses for sunday) but southampton have had more time to prepare than us..." If so I would be expecting Barca like performance on Sunday then! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Cue Mackems slagging off the attendance and to be fair I didn't go tonight after going to the first 2 home games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Cue Mackems slagging off the attendance and to be fair I didn't go tonight after going to the first 2 home games. Scott Wilson @Scottwilsonecho Crowd of 21,632 at St James' - ah, the magic of European competition. #NUFC Bitter mackem cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Fans voting with their feet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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