Dave Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/ry3FOw4.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 What the fuck has he been smoking? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Ambition.... Gone in the morning! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Nevermind the CL gibberish, is Pardew trying to take some sort of credit for possibly getting Remy in the French squad by playing him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Got to admit even though it's been blatant for a while we didn't secure a price to buy on his loan, given that he was playing for QPR under a pair of jokers he and he was decent and therefore available for far less than his worth it's actually surprising we've made such a mess of this but then...money spent might make Qatar tell us to go bankrupt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 To be fair to Pardew, the question could have been 'fancy a stab at the most laughable statement of the year?'. I'm therefore reserving judgement until Interpolic brings my Tardis back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 He's on a soundbite rampage at the moment, each more ridiculous than the last. He must be on a bet or something?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 We've already got something in common with the Champions League challenging clubs anyway, we'll do anything to avoid going into the Europa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I'd love to know how we can afford Champions League players when he tells us every day that we can't afford Champions League players. It's so laughably preposterous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I'd love to know how we can afford Champions League players when he tells us every day that we can't afford Champions League players. It's so laughably preposterous. His managerial ability man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 27 being young is a new one as well. Can only assume he was cowied off his tits when he said these things. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 27 being young is a new one as well. It would explain the persistence with Shola, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I'd love to know how we can afford Champions League players when he tells us every day that we can't afford Champions League players. It's so laughably preposterous. It's insane doublespeak. On the one hand you have to sell season tickets Pards, so try and give them hope, on the other hand tell them we can't compete with the likes of Southampton so they don't get shirty when we don't sign anyone again. If he devoted more of his obviously endangered brain cells toward tactics and motivation, we at least might not have to listen to so much of his mind-rotting slaver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 moar http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfers-loic-remy-move-3193275 On top target Remy, the Toon boss said: "I don't think it will come down to how much he loves the club, or what we think we can get here in terms of better players of Champions League football, it will be about the finances as well. That is a big part. "Rooney is an example of that - he was definitely going to leave, and now he is not. "Of course I want him to stay. I have enjoyed working with him. I have to say he is an easy guy to work with. Most strikers can be difficult in terms of their mood swings, kind of 'out-there' characters, a bit left field. "He is quite a sensible guy actually, apart from his dress code - which is definitely left-field. He is an easy guy to manage and he is doing well for us. "Like all strikers, he wants to achieve the best scenario he can for himself. I suspect that will be international football and Champions League. "One of those we can cross, and that is international football. He has been in the squad and he will have a good chance between now and the summer of making the World Cup. "Champions League football is the next one. In the summer that is the bridge that was have to persuade players we can cross. "We are now in the market for those type of players - Champions League players, or those who can get us there. Therefore you are in the market with all the big clubs and it is difficult. I think we can satisfy those needs in Loic but really and truly that is a question for the summer. "In terms of the financial situation, they are questions I can't answer. I know he loves it here and I know he enjoys working with my staff and it is all about flourishing when you get an opportunity. I don't think he flourished half as much at QPR as he has here. "Certainly his stock has gone up quite considerably. Sometimes the grass is not always greener, as we know." Comedy genius. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 God, I hate Pardew. Literally shaking with rage after reading that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 They're not mood swings Alan, they all think you're a c**t! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Lies, damned lies and Pardew utterances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I'd prefer it if it was Ashley just ringing home "fuck you I'll do what I want's" than this greasy cunt lying his way to a wage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Every manager makes those comments about Loic Remy ffs, stop nitpicking Pards every word. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Shut up Spud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Shut up Spud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Every manager makes those comments about Loic Remy ffs, stop nitpicking Pards every word. It's far better sport than his team can put out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I just can't take any more of his bullshit. I'm totally ashamed that he's our manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Nothink rong with wot he sed ther. He wants wot is best 4 this club lyk da rest ov us. Not hiz folt its the playurz. Pardle didint want to loose 2 derbys back to back at home 3-0. xxx Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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