Alan Pardew

[Ryan_Taylor]

One and only question.

 

Can you just go away?

[Happy Face]

I've loathed Pardew since the day he was announced.

 

The day we appoint a more capable manager I'll be delighted.  Don't see it happening while Ashley is there though.

 

Just.... Wow.

 

So you loathe Pardew, but are so negative that you don't want him sacked because of a fear of someone EVEN WORSE coming in? I'm just incredulous at that.

 

If something's shit, it's shit. If something could be better, we should hope it gets better. Not worry that it might get worse.

 

That's exactly like Pardew defending a 0-0 draw, worried that we might concede instead of trying to score at the other end. How can you loathe him? He's basically you.

 

Pardew is more capable than Kinnear or Shearer.  He's on a par with Hughton. He offers a better working relationship with the chairman than Keegan.

 

He has been Ashley's best appointment.  I'm not going to demand Ashley have another go at fucking things up. If (as we could fear) a replacement takes us down the fans that pushed for his sacking will be to blame for making his position untenable.

 

Ashley's to blame for Pardew. If he improves on him champion. I'm not gonna give the fucker any excuses.

 

[Guest firetotheworks]

Taxfree's question 1 is THE question like.

 

Nailed on 'I don't think we are negative. If you look at X (Europa), Y (selling Ba) and Z (injuries) I think you'll find I'm right and you've been wrong every time you've watched every game this season.'

[Kanj]

Someone will ask about set plays and that'll be the toughest question that gets through.

[Chris_R]

Total Sport will be screening and denying loads of calls then.

 

I know most of the Q&A's on there in the past have been pretty well 'managed', but surely they can't avoid the tough questions now?

 

 

Pre-screening chap: "What would you like to ask Alan about?"

Me: "I want to know whether he likes living in Newcastle and does he like our countryside"

Pre-screening chap: "That sounds excellent, we'll put you on."

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Live phone-in guy: "You're through to Talk Sport with Alan Pardew as our guest, what do you want to ask him?"

Me: "Right, Alan. Let's have a chat about your tactics."

 

Shouldn't be too hard to get on if you're not a complete fucktard. Just once on, don't swear and don't give them a reason to cut you off. And have facts etc to back you up because he's a smooth, smarmy cunt is Pardew and you're only going to get one chance to put your side across, then he'll get all the airtime he needs to refute it.

 

It'll be like trying to nail jelly to the wall, but if there's enough of us asking enough tough questions, some of the jelly will eventually stick.

[Guest icemanblue]

Total Sport will be screening and denying loads of calls then.

 

I know most of the Q&A's on there in the past have been pretty well 'managed', but surely they can't avoid the tough questions now?

 

 

Pre-screening chap: "What would you like to ask Alan about?"

Me: "I want to know whether he likes living in Newcastle and does he like our countryside"

Pre-screening chap: "That sounds excellent, we'll put you on."

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Live phone-in guy: "You're through to Talk Sport with Alan Pardew as our guest, what do you want to ask him?"

Me: "Right, Alan. Let's have a chat about your tactics."

 

Shouldn't be too hard to get on if you're not a complete fucktard. Just once on, don't swear and don't give them a reason to cut you off. And have facts etc to back you up because he's a smooth, smarmy cunt is Pardew and you're only going to get one chance to put your side across, then he'll get all the airtime he needs to refute it.

 

It'll be like trying to nail jelly to the wall, but if there's enough of us asking enough tough questions, some of the jelly will eventually stick.

 

Like not asking your pre-screened question, you mean?

[Guest Eriksen]

Anyone remember this?

 

 

Seems like they're succeeding now!

[Interpolic]

Regarding this idea that it's pie in the sky to want to dominate games for a whole 90 minutes, how can you explain this deeply evident tactic of sitting back once a goal ahead? We choose not to dominate games, we say that's our lot so let's hang on, despite it blowing up in our faces on numerous occasions this season and some wins being far more close than they should have been. I recall a 3-0 win over a 10 man Wigan, have we won any others in the league by 2 or more goals? Might have won a lot more full-stop if we saw fit to put the game to bed now and again.

 

[Mick]

 

Pardew is more capable than Kinnear or Shearer.  He's on a par with Hughton. He offers a better working relationship with the chairman than Keegan.

 

He has been Ashley's best appointment.  I'm not going to demand Ashley have another go at f***ing things up. If (as we could fear) a replacement takes us down the fans that pushed for his sacking will be to blame for making his position untenable.Ashley's to blame for Pardew. If he improves on him champion. I'm not gonna give the f***er any excuses.

 

 

Horse piss.

[Kanj]

"We was having a look at our tactics and we have real real top players with excellent technical ability but the problem we've face this season are injuries. We was never going to recover from the number of injuries and our increased number of fixtures. So tactically we weren't able to get everything down in the matter of days we had to prepare for multiple fixtures in 1 week with players in and out of the team and its always difficult in this league and when you're travelling all over Europe.."

 

That's the type of answer you'll probably get from this fool.

[Chris_R]

Total Sport will be screening and denying loads of calls then.

 

I know most of the Q&A's on there in the past have been pretty well 'managed', but surely they can't avoid the tough questions now?

 

 

Pre-screening chap: "What would you like to ask Alan about?"

Me: "I want to know whether he likes living in Newcastle and does he like our countryside"

Pre-screening chap: "That sounds excellent, we'll put you on."

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Live phone-in guy: "You're through to Talk Sport with Alan Pardew as our guest, what do you want to ask him?"

Me: "Right, Alan. Let's have a chat about your tactics."

 

Shouldn't be too hard to get on if you're not a complete fucktard. Just once on, don't swear and don't give them a reason to cut you off. And have facts etc to back you up because he's a smooth, smarmy c*** is Pardew and you're only going to get one chance to put your side across, then he'll get all the airtime he needs to refute it.

 

It'll be like trying to nail jelly to the wall, but if there's enough of us asking enough tough questions, some of the jelly will eventually stick.

 

Like not asking your pre-screened question, you mean?

 

Fair point. But they can't cut everyone off. Well maybe they can, but that would be fucking hilarious in itself. At least that way you get on air and get to speak, rather than being denied even that.

[Guest icemanblue]

"We was having a look at our tactics and we have real real top players with excellent technical ability but the problem we've face this season are injuries. We was never going to recover from the number of injuries and our increased number of fixtures. So tactically we weren't able to get everything down in the matter of days we had to prepare for multiple fixtures in 1 week with players in and out of the team and its always difficult in this league and when you're travelling all over Europe.."

 

That's the type of answer you'll probably get from this fool.

 

Probably just tell you fuck off and ask for your mam's bra size and telephone number, tbh. He's awful.

[54]

Anyone remember this?

 

 

Seems like they're succeeding now!

Never seen that before

[Happy Face]

 

Pardew is more capable than Kinnear or Shearer.  He's on a par with Hughton. He offers a better working relationship with the chairman than Keegan.

 

He has been Ashley's best appointment.  I'm not going to demand Ashley have another go at f***ing things up. If (as we could fear) a replacement takes us down the fans that pushed for his sacking will be to blame for making his position untenable.Ashley's to blame for Pardew. If he improves on him champion. I'm not gonna give the f***er any excuses.

 

 

Horse piss.

 

So would you demonstrate against a new manager from the get go if he was unproven shite like Pardew?

[Kanj]

"We was having a look at our tactics and we have real real top players with excellent technical ability but the problem we've face this season are injuries. We was never going to recover from the number of injuries and our increased number of fixtures. So tactically we weren't able to get everything down in the matter of days we had to prepare for multiple fixtures in 1 week with players in and out of the team and its always difficult in this league and when you're travelling all over Europe.."

 

That's the type of answer you'll probably get from this fool.

 

Probably just tell you f*** off and ask for your mam's bra size and telephone number, tbh. He's awful.

 

He's a clown, and I still feel like such an idiot for falling for his drivel.  He tries to talk like he's a fucking genius and smarter than everyone but all he does is ramble on, never answer questions or answer it with some witty answer and it glosses over the issue. "Perfect corner" to "control the midfield you control the game" type shit last summer.

[Wullie]

Regarding this idea that it's pie in the sky to want to dominate games for a whole 90 minutes, how can you explain this deeply evident tactic of sitting back once a goal ahead? We choose not to dominate games, we say that's our lot so let's hang on, despite it blowing up in our faces on numerous occasions this season and some wins being far more close than they should have been. I recall a 3-0 win over a 10 man Wigan, have we won any others in the league by 2 or more goals? Might have won a lot more full-stop if we saw fit to put the game to bed now and again.

 

 

Only other game we've won by two is Southampton home.

[Cajun]

If they are planning on getting rid he should go now. Absolutely no point in him being here.

[Darth Crooks]

Rafa will never happen as long as there is a hole in my arse. Not worth getting your hopes up.

 

That can be attended to

 

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                                    WUT....

 

 

[Interpolic]

Regarding this idea that it's pie in the sky to want to dominate games for a whole 90 minutes, how can you explain this deeply evident tactic of sitting back once a goal ahead? We choose not to dominate games, we say that's our lot so let's hang on, despite it blowing up in our faces on numerous occasions this season and some wins being far more close than they should have been. I recall a 3-0 win over a 10 man Wigan, have we won any others in the league by 2 or more goals? Might have won a lot more full-stop if we saw fit to put the game to bed now and again.

 

 

Only other game we've won by two is Southampton home.

 

Well there you go, and it's a similar concept as when we accept a draw like at West Ham last week. We visibly stop making meaningful attacks, it's as if part of this consists of Pardew taking the flair players off to dissuade the team from going forward. Which invites pressure, blah blah blah. It's so depressingly flawed, so fuck going on about it being unrealistic to expect to dominate the game for 90 minutes when we barely even try to do so for half of them.

[Mick]

 

Pardew is more capable than Kinnear or Shearer.  He's on a par with Hughton. He offers a better working relationship with the chairman than Keegan.

 

He has been Ashley's best appointment.  I'm not going to demand Ashley have another go at f***ing things up. If (as we could fear) a replacement takes us down the fans that pushed for his sacking will be to blame for making his position untenable.Ashley's to blame for Pardew. If he improves on him champion. I'm not gonna give the f***er any excuses.

 

 

Horse p*ss.

 

So would you demonstrate against a new manager from the get go if he was unproven s**** like Pardew?

 

What are you on about?  You claimed "If (as we could fear) a replacement takes us down the fans that pushed for his sacking will be to blame for making his position untenable" and that is total bullshit.  If fans get Pardew sacked and Ashley screws up then that's down to Ashley and nobody else.

[Dave]

When your argument is 'the replacement could have us performing worse than needing to win our 37th match to not be relegated' then times are pretty bad.

[Happy Face]

So Pardew is capable of lining the team up to attack, to create chances, to take a lead...but then after we do it successfully he tells the players to stop doing it?

 

That doesn't make any sense, but suggests he's more capable than many on here will accept at least for starting games if not finishing them off.

 

Is it not more reasonable to suppose that Pardew lines them up in the effective fashion people describe....but that the players wilt and throw Pardews instructions out if the window?

[Happy Face]

 

Pardew is more capable than Kinnear or Shearer.  He's on a par with Hughton. He offers a better working relationship with the chairman than Keegan.

 

He has been Ashley's best appointment.  I'm not going to demand Ashley have another go at f***ing things up. If (as we could fear) a replacement takes us down the fans that pushed for his sacking will be to blame for making his position untenable.Ashley's to blame for Pardew. If he improves on him champion. I'm not gonna give the f***er any excuses.

 

 

Horse p*ss.

 

So would you demonstrate against a new manager from the get go if he was unproven s**** like Pardew?

 

What are you on about?  You claimed "If (as we could fear) a replacement takes us down the fans that pushed for his sacking will be to blame for making his position untenable" and that is total bullshit.  If fans get Pardew sacked and Ashley screws up then that's down to Ashley and nobody else.

 

We have seen the quality of Manager that Pardew is capable of appointing though. What makes you think he will do better than his best appointment yet?

[Dr Venkman]

No, you posted a few segments that showed we had performed well in a half or so. How many times have we sustained a performance for a full 90 minutes? You could count it on 1 hand this season.

 

And your the most negative bloke here ffs, your outright claiming that Pardew is the best Ashley will provide so we should just suck it up and accept it. People want Pardew gone because they believe this club can achieve far more without this berk holding us back, it's the opposite of negativity, it's aspiring for better.

 

If your aim is to dominate games for 90 minutes you're living in cloud cuckoo land.

 

 

 

 

f*** sake man

 

I don't agree with all the points the lad is making, but have to say I agree that it's unrealistic to expect to dominate a game for 90 minutes - the opposition are always going to have a spell where they're on top, it's the resilience to ride out those spells that's important.

 

Christ, I disagree that Dolly Parton sleeps on her front, but no-one's said that.

[Interpolic]

If they are planning on getting rid he should go now. Absolutely no point in him being here.

 

How do you feel about Pardew's comments about Arsenal and Europe, do you think they're disrespectful to the fans? Just asking as you've been quite patient with the manager so would be interested to know whether you think they're acceptable or significant. In other words not having a go.