NG32 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 This thread is bloody awful. Kill it with fire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 my God these toontastic mongs popping out of the woodwork right after we avoid relegation all pompous Utterly embarrassing. Cringe-worthy. Who are they? Guess. I can't, I need someone more qualified to judge the credibility of fellow posters. Gemill. Happy Face. Funny game football, I have a sneaking suspicion that had we not been gifted two goals by Jose Bosingwa then we would not be enduring these "posters" right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 You know, for some people the club might be the only thing that they have right now, so it might just hurt a little bit more, since we are all human, can we not just accept that as being okay? Dawson's Club. Dawson's Club? Am I missing something here? http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/52419/dawson-crying-o.gif Awesome! Ace! Swell! Although just had a look through his posts and it does in fact seem like Gemmill is a complete c***, so I shouldn't have been surprised. "THIS CLUB IS ALL I GOT MAAAAAAN!" Oh and we don't use that naughty c-word on here. Oh dear. I'm not sure I said that the club was all that I have. I was just initially trying to make a reasoned reply to your vilification of people that are upset with the way things are going, and the way you seem to think that people caring a lot about the club is something to mocked. For what it is worth, I said cunt because it is was the first word that came to mind, but since you don't like that word, I'll just say that you come across like a vile, bullying, ignorant fool. I think we should probably pick this discussion back up when you've regained control of your emotions. Take all the time you need. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 This thread is bloody awful. Kill it with fire. Along the RELEGATIONOMETER please. Forget this season has happened and start over again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alijmitchell Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 my God these toontastic mongs popping out of the woodwork right after we avoid relegation all pompous Utterly embarrassing. Cringe-worthy. http://www.latania.co.uk/photos/2004/CharverWatch/charver1.jpg%5D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 my God these toontastic mongs popping out of the woodwork right after we avoid relegation all pompous Utterly embarrassing. Cringe-worthy. Is mongs on the banned list? Can I get this one referred please? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Thinking back to last season, we didn't play great football but we did display some good qualities. Our players were generally confident, the spirit was good, we rarely went on a long run of defeats. Add to that some good new signings and hopefully some more to come in the summer. Pardew will never be a brilliant manager, but those are things he should take some credit for. While he hasn't shown he's great at stopping a downward spiral, he has shown he's capable of maintain an upward one. If he's staying, which it looks like he is, let's just hope that we start next season well and he has something to build on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 my God these toontastic mongs popping out of the woodwork right after we avoid relegation all pompous Utterly embarrassing. Cringe-worthy. Is mongs on the banned list? Can I get this one referred please? I think we should probably pick this discussion back up when you've regained control of your emotions. Take all the time you need. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 my God these toontastic mongs popping out of the woodwork right after we avoid relegation all pompous Utterly embarrassing. Cringe-worthy. Is mongs on the banned list? Can I get this one referred please? Are you trying to troll? it's one of the most pathetic attempts i've ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 He's got to look at himself and know what he's doing wrong before he can fix it. My problem with him is that he's got so wrapped up in his excuses that I'm not sure he even knows what the real problems are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I'm beginning to suspect this thread is cursed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Gemmil is taking the piss. He is excellent at it and a very funny man. Don't believe I've been at all impolite. I've tried engaging people in discussion about Pardew's real flaws, the predicaments that were out of his hands and what people envisage Ashley being capable of replacing him with. The only responses to either approach seem to be "mong", "WUM" etc. Feel free to get back to the content of any of my posts rather than ad hominem attacks though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Gemmil is taking the piss. He is excellent at it and a very funny man. Don't believe I've been at all impolite. I've tried engaging people in discussion about Pardew's real flaws, the predicaments that were out of his hands and what people envisage Ashley being capable of replacing him with. The only responses to either approach seem to be "mong", "WUM" etc. Feel free to get back to the content of any of my posts rather than ad hominem attacks though. This is absolute bullshit for what it's worth. Just a blatant lie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Aye of course it is. When I see us passing and keeping posession and probing like in the first half [vs. West Brom] I think that's what Pardew has spent the week drilling them with. When I see us twating the ball out of defense I think that's the players getting tired and desparate and ignoring what they've been told. When I see shola coming on I think Pardew is trying to get those balls to stick and stop it being wave after wave of attack. This is what HappyFace actually believes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Aye of course it is. When I see us passing and keeping posession and probing like in the first half [vs. West Brom] I think that's what Pardew has spent the week drilling them with. When I see us twating the ball out of defense I think that's the players getting tired and desparate and ignoring what they've been told. When I see shola coming on I think Pardew is trying to get those balls to stick and stop it being wave after wave of attack. This is what HappyFace actually believes. Why does Pardew set us so differently in the first half of games to the second half of games in your opinion? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Aye of course it is. When I see us passing and keeping posession and probing like in the first half [vs. West Brom] I think that's what Pardew has spent the week drilling them with. When I see us twating the ball out of defense I think that's the players getting tired and desparate and ignoring what they've been told. When I see shola coming on I think Pardew is trying to get those balls to stick and stop it being wave after wave of attack. This is what HappyFace actually believes. He never actually said he had a clue tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest strongbow69 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Thinking back to last season, we didn't play great football but we did display some good qualities. Our players were generally confident, the spirit was good, we rarely went on a long run of defeats. Add to that some good new signings and hopefully some more to come in the summer. Pardew will never be a brilliant manager, but those are things he should take some credit for. While he hasn't shown he's great at stopping a downward spiral, he has shown he's capable of maintain an upward one. If he's staying, which it looks like he is, let's just hope that we start next season well and he has something to build on. okay, your saying last season wasn,t great, this season doesnt count and with some good new signings (january doesnt count) everything will be ok? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Aye of course it is. When I see us passing and keeping posession and probing like in the first half [vs. West Brom] I think that's what Pardew has spent the week drilling them with. When I see us twating the ball out of defense I think that's the players getting tired and desparate and ignoring what they've been told. When I see shola coming on I think Pardew is trying to get those balls to stick and stop it being wave after wave of attack. This is what HappyFace actually believes. Why does Pardew set us so differently in the first half of games to the second half of games in your opinion? I don't think there's a massive difference in the way we're set up either side of half time besides becoming gradually more negative as the game goes on providing we haven't gone behind. Even then, we sometimes have become more negative and gone for damage limitation. What's that got to do with your post though? It's an utterly terrible post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Happy Face is adamant to keep this weird argument going, like. Fervently defending a manager who he concedes is a "no-mark" purely because he doesn't like Mike Ashley. It's mad. Ad hominem. Doesn't engage any of my points. Just says I'm mad. There is evidence that Alan Pardew is capable of getting Newcastle united to finish in the top 5. There is evidence of awful injury issues hindering that this season, of our main goal threat being sold and not replaced adequately. There is evidence of improved results since he was given extra bodies to fill some of the gaps in January. What evidence is there that Mike Ashley can find a more accomplished manager? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Aye of course it is. When I see us passing and keeping posession and probing like in the first half [vs. West Brom] I think that's what Pardew has spent the week drilling them with. When I see us twating the ball out of defense I think that's the players getting tired and desparate and ignoring what they've been told. When I see shola coming on I think Pardew is trying to get those balls to stick and stop it being wave after wave of attack. This is what HappyFace actually believes. Why does Pardew set us so differently in the first half of games to the second half of games in your opinion? Because he is scared to lose what he has at half time. How many times have we seen us play a good first half to see us totally change tack and become ultra negative second half. Keep what you have. And then naturally as you sit back, the opponents sense an opportunity to press, and you defend deeper and deeper and get rid as far from your goal as....then bring a big tall physical type on to try and win said long desperate punts. It has happened like this most of the season, ie Pardew forgetting how we got on top in the first place, and changing tack to the other extreme and inviting pressure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I don't think there's a massive difference in the way we're set up either side of half time besides becoming gradually more negative as the game goes on providing we haven't gone behind. Even then, we sometimes have become more negative and gone for damage limitation. I still don't understand. Do the players ignore everything Pardew has said through the week and play more positively early in the game.....but then take great heed of everything he has to say at half time and come out ready to play his negative brand of football? It defies logic. Much more sensible to view it from the perspective that players lose concentration, they forget their instructions, they panic after a bit of pressure and resort more and more to methods that they had not been asked to use when in training for the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Aye of course it is. When I see us passing and keeping posession and probing like in the first half [vs. West Brom] I think that's what Pardew has spent the week drilling them with. When I see us twating the ball out of defense I think that's the players getting tired and desparate and ignoring what they've been told. When I see shola coming on I think Pardew is trying to get those balls to stick and stop it being wave after wave of attack. This is what HappyFace actually believes. Why does Pardew set us so differently in the first half of games to the second half of games in your opinion? Because he is scared to lose what he has at half time. How many times have we seen us play a good first half to see us totally change tack and become ultra negative second half. Keep what you have. And then naturally as you sit back, the opponents sense an opportunity to press, and you defend deeper and deeper and get rid as far from your goal as....then bring a big tall physical type on to try and win said long desperate punts. It has happened like this most of the season, ie Pardew forgetting how we got on top in the first place, and changing tack to the other extreme and inviting pressure. Spot on like, adding to this that we have no real pattern of play, no real way of keeping the ball. Which in a away game really does help keep the pressure off. Sitting back and your luck will run out, and 67 goals conceded would tell that story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I don't think there's a massive difference in the way we're set up either side of half time besides becoming gradually more negative as the game goes on providing we haven't gone behind. Even then, we sometimes have become more negative and gone for damage limitation. I still don't understand. Do the players ignore everything Pardew has said through the week and play more positively early in the game.....but then take great heed of everything he has to say at half time and come out ready to play his negative brand of football? It defies logic. Much more sensible to view it from the perspective that players lose concentration, they forget their instructions, they panic after a bit of pressure and resort more and more to methods that they had not been asked to use when in training for the game. Well from watching games, when the opposition makes changes and get at us, Pardew has no reaction, no change other than Shola it seemed at times. Overall Pardew doesn't react at all, hence we get pushed back combined with our terrible ball retension and lack of real forward movement and play. Well there it is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 People give managers too much credit for their ability to completely alter a game through tactics and team talks. The worst indictment of Pardew was never tactics or "negativity". Talented players we have signed have visibly regressed in his time in charge. They look unfit and disorganized. And for that reason above all, he needs to go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Much more sensible to view it from the perspective that players lose concentration, they forget their instructions, they panic after a bit of pressure and resort more and more to methods that they had not been asked to use when in training for the game. Aye and we just happen to do this the most out of every single team in the league. What a coincidence that Alan fucking Pardew is our manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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