Nobody Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I'm also wondering if the club has told JFK that he is allowed to do all these interviews before they announce it (presuming they are making an announcement), or if he's just doing it because he fancies it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Richard Offiong speaking well on TS... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I'm clinging on to hope that Mike is keeping quite to show us how bad it could be. If he ends up not actually being appointed we're all going to love Pardew. I realise I am really clutching at straws. Not fucking half Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Maybe he really has lost his marbles and he's imagining the whole thing. Wishful thinking on my part there of course. Can only think the club haven't commented because they simply cannot come up with any justifiable explanation for the appointment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Raises the age old question: "How far is too far to take a joke on a dementia sufferer?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I'm also wondering if the club has told JFK that he is allowed to do all these interviews before they announce it (presuming they are making an announcement), or if he's just doing it because he fancies it. There's actually still hope the club can still turn around and say "the club haven't actually appointed Kinnear as a DoF" (how funny/awkward if they do!) They're being really really quiet with it and all were going off is what Kinnear reckons. He did also think he was going to get the managers job when Hughton was sacked... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Hoping this is just a cry for help to be honest. No way we've actually brought him back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 No amount of wanks can salvage this day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Hoping this is just a cry for help to be honest. No way we've actually brought him back. He needs to be sectioned if he doesn't actually get appointed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillClinton Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Honestly he sounded deranged, that or on a massive amount of drugs. Ashley didn't turn himself into a millionaire by employing mentally unstable people, he's gotta see this.. I hope.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 No amount of wanks can salvage this day. And there's my new signature for the JFK era. Every cloud and all that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Hoping this is just a cry for help to be honest. No way we've actually brought him back. He needs to be sectioned if he doesn't actually get appointed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosenrot Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I've been laughing solidly for about 15 minutes now. This guy is a complete clown. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 "Sooooooooooo, Joe . . . oh gosh, um, this is awkward. You know when I was saying 'oh yeah, we'd totally have you back as director of football?' [stifled laugh.] Yeah, about that. I mean I totally though you got that it was a joke and were just playing along. Oh man. Yeahhhhhhh . . . So there's really no way we can actually do that. Yeah. Really sorry man." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 "We've just looked in your car Joe and we've found loads of drugs. Like fucking LOADS of drugs. Just mountains and mountains of drugs." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 "We've just looked in your car Joe and we've found loads of drugs. Like fucking LOADS of drugs. Just mountains and mountains of drugs." http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article4037137.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/ec0106p11wynyard1-4037137.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 No amount of wanks can salvage this day. And there's my new signature for the JFK era. Every cloud and all that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Just listening to the TalkSport interview for the first time. "Water off a ducks arse" :lol: Brilliant already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 This all feels like such a bad dream. The hierarchy here are just nuts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Oh my fucking word. He is fuckin nuts. I'm not even mad.. I'm impressed. Can see him sacked before he starts at this rate, what a lunatic, he is a one man wrecking crew. Genius move, see kinnear over to negotiate fees, they will give us what we want to get rid of him. This is the biggest farce yet from Ashely. Fuck me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 "We've just looked in your car Joe and we've found loads of drugs. Like f***ing LOADS of drugs. Just mountains and mountains of drugs." I might write some more 'Steve Kean: the eccie chronicles' but with Joe Kinnear and his obvious meth use. "Joe, we need to talk to you about transfers" "Argh fuck am pure buzzin oan meth man" "Joe please we are really worried about your meth use" "Fuck off man am fine leave us alone" It basically writes itself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I don't know what's funnier, the string of mispronunciations or the rat-a-tat of bare faced lies he came out with. I think the highlight was probably his claim that he bought Tim Krul. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Would it be wrong if all of us murdered Mike Ashley? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Ashley clearly mirroring old wwe storylines as vince McMahon bringing in the NWO to poison the wwe. It's the Kinnear World Order! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 How does Ashley not see what 99.999% of the population see. He mustn't want to sabotage the club, he's brought in Debuchy and Mbiwa on fairly large fees. it's all just baffling. Anyone person on this board could do a better job at director of football than that senile old cunt. Signing a goal scorer won't change our results, it's the supply and tactics that need changed first and foremost. A striker IS needed, but signing just a striker and changing nothing else won't see a change in results. The problem is Pardew, the senile dinosaur and fat cunt ash don't see any of this. Graham Carr must be scratching his head thinking, "what is going on here?!" Our only hope is that Carr can somehow manipulate Kinnear into his philosophy and recommended signings, otherwise we are fucked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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