cubaricho Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 “Every top club in the land has got one (DoF). We haven’t – that’s the difference. The manager can’t do everything." “I’m probably the only football manager to be a director of football." “I don’t know any other ex-managers who have. I’ve been a manager for 35 years. I’ve been Manager of the Year. I’ve won every award there is in football as a player." “I think all those qualities put me head and shoulders above every other director of football.” “Some directors of football have never played the game,” “I’m lending my experience as a manager for all those years - 10 years at Wimbledon, two years at Nottingham Forest, two years winning promotion at Luton and, of course, almost two years at Newcastle." “I would still be there had it (a heart attack) not occurred.” Jesus christ, so cringe-worthy. No words. Fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 As if this shitstain is associated with NUFC again. Ashley continues to laugh at us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 10 years at Wimbledon That's head and shoulders above that bloke City got who worked at Barca. Guess what. He didn't manage Wimbledon for 10 years. Edit: Less than a year at Forest too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Wait til he comes out with his 3 Ballon d'Or awards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 He needs urgent help. Absolute batshit crazy quotes again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 “I’m probably the only football manager to be a director of football." “I don’t know any other ex-managers who have. He can't be serious, he just can't be Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Dennis Wise for starters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I read the football forum here a whole lot less now he has been placed in charge. There's always something with him, he's going to continue to say stupid things and make this club the butt of everyones jokes for the 3 years and beyond he's going to be here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 His presence, his continued gobshitery, has managed to sap any excitement I had for the up coming season. If I hadn't already began to pay for the fucking thing my season ticket would be getting cancelled. What a joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bert Shaft Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 He must think that if he keeps telling people lies for long enough, that they will start to believe them, (a bit like wot the Nazis did in the late 20's and 30's). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 “I’m probably the only football manager to be a director of football." “I don’t know any other ex-managers who have. He can't be serious, he just can't be Matthias Sammer, Danny Blind, Johan Cruyff comes to mind. Pretty sure there are more out there. Sir Bobby had a similar role at Barca iirc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 The gift that keeps on giving...lumps of coal on Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 He's a fucking court jester. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 “I’m probably the only football manager to be a director of football." “I don’t know any other ex-managers who have. He can't be serious, he just can't be Matthias Sammer, Danny Blind, Johan Cruyff comes to mind. Pretty sure there are more out there. Sir Bobby had a similar role at Barca iirc. He's probably had conversations with Leonardo about Cabaye already but just assumed he was a nobody. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Keegan, Dalglish, Robson...that's three ex NUFC managers alone who've been DoFs. What a pleb. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 A complete buffoon/nutter. God help us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 He's a f***ing court jester. c**t jester more like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I like the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 "Geordie boys, taking the piss" should now be "Joe Kinnear, he's been on the piss". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Crazy, and ridiculous as per. The lunatics have taken over the asylum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 That chronicle article suggests Kinnear will be meeting the players before Pardew is back. Not enough for this idea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Question for me is, why in the fuck is Pardew still on holiday when the players are back. Could his holiday not have been in the last 2 months when there wasn't any football ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Question for me is, why in the fuck is Pardew still on holiday when the players are back. Could his holiday not have been in the last 2 months when there wasn't any football ffs. He is back for their first day training on Friday. Unless the jokes on here about Doctor Pardew are true his input to general health checks wont help anyone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Question for me is, why in the fuck is Pardew still on holiday when the players are back. Could his holiday not have been in the last 2 months when there wasn't any football ffs. He is back for their first day training on Friday. Unless the jokes on here about Doctor Pardew are true his input to general health checks wont help anyone If he's back the same time as the players fair enough, if he's back after them, just imo i think that's wrong. He should be there before the players are imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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