TRC Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Yeah if Sunderland lose a few in a row and we beat them in the Derby I think Lens and Mvila will turn to shit. Same with Kaboul, total mercenary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Yeah if Sunderland lose a few in a row and we beat them in the Derby I think Lens and Mvila will turn to shit. Same with Kaboul, total mercenary. Why is Kaboul a mercenary? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Think Lens and M'vila are actually decent. They'll probably scrape by again. I do love it when people judge Premier League players on what they've done in daft countries like France and Holland. You are a bad guy :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookidge Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Why would a mackem make a joke about nufc forming in 1991? Completely gone over my head. I'm quite young so am I missing something? He doesn't appear to be thick either.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookidge Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 First manager was keegan, thinks he's hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 What have I missed with the thread title? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 What have I missed with the thread title? This week's Squires cartoon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 What have I missed with the thread title? http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,96592.msg5702896.html#msg5702896 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 What have I missed with the thread title? http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,96592.msg5702896.html#msg5702896 Cheers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Newcastle have spent 31 out of 540 minutes in the lead this season. Sunderland have spent 3/540. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Newcastle have spent 31 out of 540 minutes in the lead this season. Sunderland have spent 3/540. We will probably both lose somehow in the forthcoming derby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Anyone who posts over on On The Busses (RTG) will I'm sure be devastated to find the news that long time mod The Streaker is brown bread. How sad..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/this-airport-craic.1136375/ Another day another made up story. "I remember a fat geordie confronting a lad in a Sunderland top at the airport. He was waiting for his luggage at the time and the greasy skunk told him to get the fuck out of the airport as Mackems shouldn't be allowed to use it. The lad was quite slight and actually looked a bit timid but out of no where he nutted this lad, knocking him out on the conveyor belt. Everyone just watched in awe as this fat twat was dragged along the conveyor belt with both legs hanging off it. By his second pass he still hadn't come around and no one had gone to seek help. I got my luggage after that so never found out what happened to him, he might still be on there now." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/this-airport-craic.1136375/ Another day another made up story. "I remember a fat geordie confronting a lad in a Sunderland top at the airport. He was waiting for his luggage at the time and the greasy skunk told him to get the fuck out of the airport as Mackems shouldn't be allowed to use it. The lad was quite slight and actually looked a bit timid but out of no where he nutted this lad, knocking him out on the conveyor belt. Everyone just watched in awe as this fat twat was dragged along the conveyor belt with both legs hanging off it. By his second pass he still hadn't come around and no one had gone to seek help. I got my luggage after that so never found out what happened to him, he might still be on there now." i don't know anyone would think this was beyond the realms of possibility like but the rest of it is made up bollocks clearly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 STILL laughing at the thread title. Squires is so good sometimes. Couldn't wait to show those frames at work. Cheers, joeyt. Keep'em coming. I know I'm going to hell but I just don't care. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Think it was Ketsbaia not me who found them first. I'll take credit for everything else good on this forum though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Might've been. No idea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 That 'Mag in the airport' story is brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/this-airport-craic.1136375/ Another day another made up story. "I remember a fat geordie confronting a lad in a Sunderland top at the airport. He was waiting for his luggage at the time and the greasy skunk told him to get the fuck out of the airport as Mackems shouldn't be allowed to use it. The lad was quite slight and actually looked a bit timid but out of no where he nutted this lad, knocking him out on the conveyor belt. Everyone just watched in awe as this fat twat was dragged along the conveyor belt with both legs hanging off it. By his second pass he still hadn't come around and no one had gone to seek help. I got my luggage after that so never found out what happened to him, he might still be on there now." They're geet precious about the airport like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Always find it funny how they make up random stuff about the airport. It's called Newcastle Airport. I find it funny when they call it Ponteland Airport and allsorts. Once sent a bloke I used to work with this after an argument with him about it when I was winding him up. Newcastle Airport Woolsington, Newcastle upon Tyne NE13 8BZ 0871 882 1121 www.newcastleairport.com Newcastle International Airport (IATA: NCL, ICAO: EGNT) is an international airport located near the Woolsington area of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, 5 nautical miles (9.3 km; 5.8 mi)[1] north-west of the city centre. In 2013 it was the 10th busiest airport in the United Kingdom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Always find it funny how they make up random stuff about the airport. It's called Newcastle Airport. I find it funny when they call it Ponteland Airport and allsorts. Once sent a bloke I used to work with this after an argument with him about it when I was winding him up. Newcastle Airport Woolsington, Newcastle upon Tyne NE13 8BZ 0871 882 1121 www.newcastleairport.com Newcastle International Airport (IATA: NCL, ICAO: EGNT) is an international airport located near the Woolsington area of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, 5 nautical miles (9.3 km; 5.8 mi)[1] north-west of the city centre. In 2013 it was the 10th busiest airport in the United Kingdom. Need planes to land on Northumberland street for it to count as Newcastle Airport tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I mean, isn't saying Woolsington isn't Newcastle just like saying Seaham or Boldon aren't Sunderland? They clearly are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I mean, isn't saying Woolsington isn't Newcastle just like saying Seaham or Boldon aren't Sunderland? They clearly are. Except Boldon isn't. It falls under South Tyneside council and has a NE postcode. The odd parts are Whitburn and Cleadon which are both South Tyneside but have SR postcodes. Cleadon is physically attached to South Shields though whereas Boldon is separated by some greenbelt. Hope that clears things up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Ah right, cheers. Well the point is roughly the same, in that just because the airport isn't slap bang where it says 'Newcastle-upon-Tyne' on maps, doesn't mean it's not Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Ah right, cheers. Well the point is roughly the same, in that just because the airport isn't slap bang where it says 'Newcastle-upon-Tyne' on maps, doesn't mean it's not Newcastle. Well it's in Newcastle Upon Tyne and It's called Newcastle Airport. If you ask any non biased person where Newcastle Airport is I think we would know the answer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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