1964 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Without doubt one of the stupidest and non-descript tweets ever. What next Lee 'Newcastle hopeful to be wearing black and white next season' #whatthefuckamIgettingpaidfor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I think there's bacteria who have got a better life than Ryder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 @lee_ryder #nufc understood to be hopeful of signing a player this week What other clubs in the world are hopeful of signing players in the upcoming weeks? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Be right back, just off to buy a Chronicle to catch up on this amazing story . . . . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 It must actually be challenging to write such utter bollocks on a daily basis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Lucky twitter only allows 140 characters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Ryder really does just spout bollocks on a daily basis. "hopeful" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 The lack of progress on signings has really upset me today. Feeling blue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Now tweeting newcastle are bookies favs to sign Austin we have been favourites on and off since the start Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Now tweeting newcastle are bookies favs to sign Austin we have been favourites on and off since the start That'll be favourites to sign for an Austin Allegro from Reg Vardy - new company car for Mclaren Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Now tweeting newcastle are bookies favs to sign Austin we have been favourites on and off since the start That'll be favourites to sign for an Austin Allegro from Reg Vardy - new company car for Mclaren I'd have thought he'd have brought a better car to the job . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Ryder is the ultimate hosepipe. Jesus Christ Totally unfair on hosepipe's that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 We have done nothing of real note in the transfer market since the 30 July 1996!! Well Owen maybe, but for all the wrong reasons! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 The difference in the quality of article between Lee Ryder and Mark Douglas is embarrassing. Genuinely don't know how Ryder has a job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Ryder blatantly tapping into the theme of that article from the other day in The Mag suggesting for financial reasons we don't buy before July 1st and the fans forum is on the 6th. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 The difference in the quality of article between Lee Ryder and Mark Douglas is embarrassing. Genuinely don't know how Ryder has a job. Got to agree there. I know we like to slag local journalists, but it's only the ones who clearly don't have any football acumen whatsoever. Douglas is decent IMO, but Ryder just reads like he's still in primary school. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I swear he's on the windup. Every tweet is worded in a way that is provocative to the average fan. He must know what he's doing. He can't be THAT thick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I love how he even has time to respond to Twitter backlash, you'd think a journalist with such an apparently time-consuming and difficult job would be dedicating their day to their work, not going on Twitter and getting upset at people telling him what a brainless whelp he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 The difference in the quality of article between Lee Ryder and Mark Douglas is embarrassing. Genuinely don't know how Ryder has a job. I've just assumed for a while now that "Lee Ryder" is actually just the pen name of the automated programme that someone cobbled together as a cheap alternative to this that writes stories without requiring any human interaction. Associated Press already use something similar for finance and sports reporting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 They are both trolling like http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-transfers-magpies-later-9548312 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Using Douglas' article as a quick guide. That's 11-12m we have spent on transfer fees, during June, in eight years under Ashley. Most of that is made up of the combined outlay for Jonas & Cabaye. The rest have been loans & frees. Jonas & Cabaye we activated clauses. You could say that all these incomings have been bargain basement deals, starring a club which especially resists paying the going rate for good players prior to the close of the financial year. Those accounts need to look pretty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Should we not just close this thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Then we'd have to ask who monitors the monitormen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 We should call this thread the Monitoring thread and the Other club's transfers thread simply "Transfers". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 This chap should cover our transfers https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTK2JLmwFEw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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