Interpolic Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Hans and Jack were the only 2 that actually crossed my mind. Stopped there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Maybe they're in cahoots? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 probs m8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I do believe we are up shits creek for as long as Ashley is here. I don't expect us to improve drastically while he's here. But I would be delighted if we played like Southampton and tried to win the cups. Even if we ended up finishing 9th and getting knocked out the cups regardless. That would give me some hope. I just want to hope again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire. What the fuck? :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire. What the fuck? :lol: I hope to Christ I'm not mistaken. I vaguely remember some shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Yep. Was something to do with being able to talk to the dead or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire. What the fuck? :lol: I hope to Christ I'm not mistaken. I vaguely remember some shit. I recall something about said older woman talking about speaking to her dead husband or some shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Yep. Was something to do with being able to talk to the dead or something? YES. Like...he was a widow, and he was talking to his dead husband, and something about movie reviews? It was some shit, Neil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Well, this is weird Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 he's a card alright Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 My reply is up, i'm very upset with this turn of events. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I remember Hanz' double life. He's got frisson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Just like to echo the praise for Wullie, excellent man. Disseminating that lit on fb. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 That wasn't me like I'm in there but not that comment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 You never know what you're in for when you click on a thread on this forum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I love this forum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Voting for Hans. I dunno. I think the "frisson of lust" has Jack Flash written all over it. It's quite elaborately and eloquently built up a really quite creepy scene which is something which would appeal to the Flasher's inner weirdo. Hans, for all his strengths, I'd dare say is less subtle. Also a distinct lack of deodorant can lids in this particular tale. Didn't Hans pretend to be an elderly woman on some other board for a few months? I'm certain I'm not mistaken. He's got frisson in his repertoire. What the f***? :lol: I hope to Christ I'm not mistaken. I vaguely remember some s***. I recall something about said older woman talking about speaking to her dead husband or some s***. Sure it was around the same time he admitted to wanking into deodrant can lids. Trying to find the posts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 "The Real Bimpy474 22 minutes ago What is this, this cannot be true. Mrs Bimpy does not bathe in Radox, in fact rather like the pet St. Bernard we used to have called Brian, who remarkably looked a lot like her, she hates baths. She prefers her folds of lovelyness to be free of such things. Her natural smell of lard brings the sparks of fear, loathing and downright terror as she slinks in the room with the look of lust in her eyes, that only a man facing the gallows can understand." How dare anyone pose as me, i've even had to sign up there with the wrong name to prove my innocence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Now for someone to post as "The REAL Real Bimpy474". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Now for someone to post as "The REAL Real Bimpy474". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76060.msg3793589.html#msg3793589 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76060.msg3793589.html#msg3793589 Quite literally burst out laughing at my desk there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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