Yorkie Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Ahhh man I didn't think he was fat at NUFC but he clearly is now. But I still maintain that, if this club had had a professional coaching set-up, it wouldn't have went wrong for him. He first got fat prior to 13/14. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Tough for a Muslim chap during Ramadan. Maybe he's bulked up deliberately? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 A Ben Arfa with an interest in being a professional footballer would have kept them up, not the obese pig who waltzed into 'ull. Laughable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Thing is, even if he is fat, I bet he's still decent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I know he's basically been out of football for 7 months or whatever but that's got to be some serious dietary issue. He must be eating takeaways 6 times a week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I will never have a bad word for him. He represents opposition to Pardew's Newcastle. He's a cult hero, albeit a chubby one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 aren't we all a little bit fat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I know he's basically been out of football for 7 months or whatever but that's got to be some serious dietary issue. He must be eating takeaways 6 times a week. Nah. He's still thinner than me and I don't eat like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Are you an athlete like? If he's in training and still that size he must be comfort eating to fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Yep. If you count #CHUGGING OIOIIIIIII!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Given that it's you, I do, yeah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I've only loved three footballers in my lifetime and that's Shearer, Carroll and this fat bastard. Such a shame. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Given that it's you, I do, yeah. I enjoy us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Bloody hell, he's absolutely huge Pre season's gonna be gruelling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 I will never have a bad word for him. He represents opposition to Pardew's Newcastle. He's a cult hero, albeit a chubby one. He represents a disgusting waste of talent and lack of professionalism tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Fair play to the lad imo, that's canny impressive Pardew ruined the lad, he clearly cannot be arsed anymore so has took the Brazilian way out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Give me a Colback 5 yard sideways pass before he runs and stands behind a man to not receive it back any day over this guy. When's Robbo's pic from btw? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Give me a Colback 5 yard sideways pass before he runs and stands behind a man to not receive it back any day over this guy. When's Robbo's pic from btw? Bout a year ago from a google search I think. He looks lean as fuck there like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Unless he just puts his thumb in his mouth and blows up on command like some sexy puffer fish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 To be fair to Colback, he isn't turning up 4 stone overweight at some second rate French outfit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
watty 1892 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 He looks slimmer in this picture than Mitrovic does in some pictures in his thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Just saw it on twitter and jumped to his defence without checking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Just saw it on twitter and jumped to his defence without checking It's not from a year ago man, he was here a year ago. This is also from today. Must have the worst bloating problem in the Northern hemisphere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 This fat cunt been released from his contract yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 This fat c*** been released from his contract yet? this forum needs new jokes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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