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Guy on SSN, saying Stoke to be best of the rest after the top 6/7?

 

Did I miss something?

 

Came 9th last season, have strengthened whilst the one team that finished above them haven't. Makes logical sense.

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Guy on SSN, saying Stoke to be best of the rest after the top 6/7?

 

Did I miss something?

 

Came 9th last season, have strengthened whilst the one team that finished above them haven't. Makes logical sense.

 

Sure they were 5/1 to do so in the W/O Top 7 bets. Not bad odds at all.

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Premiership

 

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Liverpool, Man Utd, Spurs

Relegation: Burnley, WBA, Palace

Overachievers: QPR

Underperformers: WBA

Top Goal Scorer: Rooney

Break Out Year: Wilshere, Sanogo, & Lamela

Season to Forget:

PFA Player of the Year: Rooney

PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilshere

Manager of the Year: Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Irvine (post Pulis)

 

Newcastle United

 

Where will we finish?: 11th

Top Goalscorer?: Rivière

How will we do in the cup competitions?: 4th round x2

How will we do in the derby games?: 1 point

 

Domestic

 

Championship Promotion: Boro, Wigan, Cardiff

Championship Relegation: Charlton, Blackpool, Huddersfield

League One Promotion: Sheff Utd, Doncaster, MK Dons

League One Relegation: Rochdale, Walsall, Scunthorpe, Yeovil

League Two Promotion: Tranmere, Pompey, Burton, Shrewsbury

League Two Relegation: Accrington, Cambridge

 

FA Cup: Man City

League Cup: Arsenal

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Preston

 

Europe

 

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juve

Bundesliga winner: FC Hollywood

Champions League winner: FC Hollywood

Europa League winner: Zenit

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

 

Who will start the most games at left back for us? Haidara

Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? No

How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? One out the drivers side, one out of the passenger and an x-rated boot shot

How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 8 in all comps

 

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Premiership

 

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool, Spurs

Relegation: Burnley, West Brom, Crystal Palace

Overachievers: Stoke

Underperformers: Villa?

Top Goal Scorer: Costa

Break Out Year: Oxlade-Chamberlain

Season to Forget: Rodwell

PFA Player of the Year: Costa

PFA Young Player of the Year: Sterling

Manager of the Year: Jose

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Nigel Pearson

 

Newcastle United

 

Where will we finish?: 8

Top Goalscorer?: Ferreyra

How will we do in the cup competitions?: shit

How will we do in the derby games?: draw and a loss

 

Domestic

 

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Swansea

 

 

Europe

 

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern

Champions League winner: Real Madrid

Europa League winner: Spurs

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

 

Who will start the most games at left back for us? Haidara

Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? No

How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 3

How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 3

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Premiership

 

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool, Everton

Overachievers: Stoke(in points than places no doubt)

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero

Manager of the Year: Jose

 

 

:yao: It all went terribly wrong after this good start :lol:

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With less than a week to the Football league starting I thought I'd start this now, as I'm getting excited to watching live competitive football again

 

Premiership

 

Winners: Arsenal

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd, Everton

Overachievers:Leicester 10th

Underperformers: Spurs 7th

Break Out Year: Stones

Season to Forget: Herrera

Manager of the Year: Wenger

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Sean Dyche

 

Newcastle United

 

Where will we finish?: 11th

Top Goalscorer?: Rivière

:lol: :lol:

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Some absolute corkers in here like :lol:

 

Break Out Year: Rolando Aarons

Break Out Year: Besic at Everton

Break Out Year: Joel Campbell

Break Out Year: Haidara

Break Out Year: Hopefully Aarons but think Sanogo could do OK this season

Break Out Year: Knockaert

Break Out Year: Sam Gallacher

Break Out Year: Drinkwater

Break Out Year: Shinji Kagawa

Break Out Year: Arnautovic

Break Out Year: Oxlade-Chamberlain

 

 

Top Goal Scorer: Lukaku

Top Goal Scorer: Robin van Persie

Top Goal Scorer: Walcott

 

 

Manager of the Year: Tony Pulis

Manager of the Year: Martinez

 

 

Season to Forget: Graziano Pelle

Season to Forget: Diego Costa

 

 

NUFC Top Goalscorer?: Emmanuel Riviere (11)

NUFC Top Goalscorer?: Ferrerya

NUFC Top Goalscorer?: Cabella

NUFC Top Goalscorer?: De Jong

 

 

Who will start the most games at left back for us? Mbiwa

 

 

Where will we finish?: 8th

 

 

Championship Promotion: Wigan

 

 

Underperformers: Southampton(could get sucked into relegation fight)

 

 

Overachievers: QPR

 

 

Relegation: Leicester, Burnley, Southampton

 

 

PFA Young Player of the Year: Markovic

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Premiership

 

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man United, Liverpool, Everton

Relegation: Sunderland, West Brom, Leicester

Overachievers: Burnley (by staying up), Swansea (coming 8th), Stoke (9th)

Underperformers: Southampton

Top Goal Scorer: Wayne Rooney

Break Out Year: Eric Dier, Erik Lamela, Charlie Austin, James Ward-Prowse, John Stones

Season to Forget: Graziano Pelle, Adam Lallana, Rio Ferdinand, Bafetimbi Gomis, Enner Valencia

PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard

PFA Young Player of the Year: Raheem Sterling or Romelu Lukaku

Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Alan Irvine

 

A mix of genius and idiocy :lol:

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Premiership

 

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool, Spurs

Relegation: Burnley, WBA, Leicester

Overachievers: QPR

Underperformers: Liverpool

Top Goal Scorer: Costa

Break Out Year: Ings

Season to Forget: Alan Irvine

PFA Player of the Year: Diego Costa

PFA Young Player of the Year: Courtois

Manager of the Year: Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Irvine

 

Newcastle United

 

Where will we finish?: 8th

Top Goalscorer?: Riviere

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Knocked out in the first two rounds of one cup, a jammy Quarter Final run in the other

How will we do in the derby games?: Home win, away draw

 

Domestic

 

Championship Promotion: Cardiff, Wigan, Norwich

Championship Relegation: Blackpool, Rotherham, Millwall

League One Promotion: Sheff Utd, Preston, Bristol City

League One Relegation: Scunthorpe, Notts Co, Oldham, Crewe

League Two Promotion: Luton, Portsmouth, Bury, Stevenage

League Two Relegation: Morecambe, Accrington

 

 

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Man City

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Preston

 

Europe

 

Mixed bag.

 

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Bayern Munich

Europa League winner: Valencia

World Player of the Year: Muller

 

Other

 

Who will start the most games at left back for us?  Santon

Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? Yes

How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 1

How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 5

 

 

Mixed bag.

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With less than a week to the Football league starting I thought I'd start this now, as I'm getting excited to watching live competitive football again

 

Premiership

 

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Manchester United

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Manchester City, Liverpool, Tottenham

Relegation: Burnley, Sunderland, West Brom

Overachievers: Leicester (will finish 12th)

Underperformers: Aston Villa (will finish 17th)

Top Goal Scorer: Sturridge with 20

Break Out Year: Erik Lamela, David Nugent, Luke Shaw, Siem de Jong, John Stones, Dwight Gayle, Harry Kane

Season to Forget: Diego Costa, Bacary Sagna, Danny Ings, Steven Gerrard, Enner Valencia, Christian Benteke

PFA Player of the Year: Hazard

PFA Young Player of the Year: Shaw

Manager of the Year: Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Sean Dyche

 

Newcastle United

 

Where will we finish?: 9th

Top Goalscorer?: Emmanuel Riviere (11)

How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup out in 3rd round, FA Cup out in 4th round

How will we do in the derby games?: Lose at home 0-3, draw away 1-1

 

Domestic

 

Championship Promotion: Norwich, Watford, Fulham

Championship Relegation: Millwall, Rotherham, Wolves

League One Promotion: Barnsley, Peterborough, Sheff Utd

League One Relegation: Walsall, Coventry, Crewe, Swindon

League Two Promotion: Hartlepool, Carlisle, Burton, Southend

League Two Relegation: Tranmere, AFC Wimbledon

 

FA Cup: Everton

League Cup: Arsenal

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Fleetwood

 

Europe

 

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Barcelona

Europa League winner: Fiorentina

World Player of the Year: Suarez

 

Other

 

Who will start the most games at left back for us?: Haidara with 18, Santon 12, Dummett 8 (league)

Will Bojan be a success at Stoke?: He will do moderately well. About 7 or 8 goals and they'll finish 11th.

How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 4

How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 10, mostly in the Champions League and cups. Only 4 in the league.

 

A few good shouts but the usual raft of horrible ones, i.e. Costa to be shit and Riviere to score some goals :lol:

 

Can't be arsed highlighting the whole thing so just picked out the correct shouts and some of the really shit ones.

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Premiership

 

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool, Spurs

 

:coolsmiley:

 

Will just leave the rest out

 

e: turns out basically everyone got that right if it turns out this way :lol:

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Premiership

 

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Everton

Relegation: West Brom, Sunderland, Leicester

Overachievers: Burnley? Think Stoke might be a bit better on the pitch but not necessarily league position. Us? :dontknow:

Underperformers: Southampton, Swansea unless Gylfi is mint again, Hull, Southampton, Aston Villa (half the league is s*** tbf)

Top Goal Scorer: Diego Costa

Break Out Year: Stevan Jovetic, Ander Herrera, Erik Lamela, Ben Davies, Harry Kane, Jordan Ibe (or so I hear from Liverpool fans' bleating)

Season to Forget: Bafetimbi Gomis :la: Graziano Pelle, Adnan Januzaj, Kun Aguero, Yaya Toure, Ideye Brown, Fabricio Coloccini :undecided:, Rio Ferdinand

PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard

PFA Young Player of the Year: Raheem Sterling / Christian Eriksen

Manager of the Year: Louis van Gaal

First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Alan Irvine / Nigel Pearson

 

Newcastle United

 

Where will we finish?: 9-12

Top Goalscorer?: Siem de Jong

How will we do in the cup competitions?: The usual

How will we do in the derby games?: Hopefully, with a bit of luck we might actually try to f***ing win one!

 

FA Cup: A Premier League team outside of the big four/five/six

League Cup: A Premier League team inside the big four/five/six

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: f*** knows, are Gateshead in that?

 

Europe

 

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Napoli/Roma

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Real, Chelsea or Bayern

Europa League winner: Dortmund, Juventus, Liverpool, Man City, Monaco, Roma, Schalke or PSG (basically, a Champions League dropout)

World Player of the Year: James Rodriguez

 

Other

 

Who will start the most games at left back for us? Someone who is not a first choice left-back. Failing that, Santon.

Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? Moderate, he'll probably score 5-10 in the league

How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? His chin'll be spilling to the ground

How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 2/3

 

Newcastle to finish mid-table and De Jong top scorer, ahh that pre-season optimism.

 

Season to forget for Aguero :lol:

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Premiership

 

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Manchester City

3rd-6th: Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Everton

Relegation: Leicester City, Sunderland, West Bromwich Albion

Overachievers: Burnley

Underperformers: Liverpool

Top Goal Scorer: Wayne Rooney

Break Out Year: Shinji Kagawa

Season to Forget: Edin Dzeko

PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard

PFA Young Player of the Year: Christian Eriksen

Manager of the Year: Louis Van Gaal

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Sam Allardyce

 

Newcastle United

 

Where will we finish?: 13th

Top Goalscorer?: Siem de Jong

How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd round in both

How will we do in the derby games?: 1-1

 

Domestic

 

Championship Promotion: Wigan Athletic, Fulham, Derby County

 

FA Cup: Manchester United

League Cup: Tottenham Hotspur

 

Europe

 

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Bayern Munich

Europa League winner: Villarreal

World Player of the Year: Cristiano Ronaldo

 

Other

 

Who will start the most games at left back for us? Massadio Haidara

Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? Yes

How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? Too many

How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 2 in the league, 8 total

 

Could've been worse I guess. Fucking Wigan though. :lol:

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Premiership

 

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool, Spurs

Relegation: Burnley, WBA, Leicester

Overachievers: QPR

Underperformers: Liverpool

Top Goal Scorer: Costa

Break Out Year: Ings

Season to Forget: Alan Irvine

PFA Player of the Year: Diego Costa

PFA Young Player of the Year: Courtois

Manager of the Year: Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Irvine

 

Newcastle United

 

Where will we finish?: 8th

Top Goalscorer?: Riviere

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Knocked out in the first two rounds of one cup, a jammy Quarter Final run in the other

How will we do in the derby games?: Home win, away draw

 

Domestic

 

Championship Promotion: Cardiff, Wigan, Norwich

Championship Relegation: Blackpool, Rotherham, Millwall

League One Promotion: Sheff Utd, Preston, Bristol City

League One Relegation: Scunthorpe, Notts Co, Oldham, Crewe

League Two Promotion: Luton, Portsmouth, Bury, Stevenage

League Two Relegation: Morecambe, Accrington

 

 

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Man City

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Preston

 

Europe

 

Mixed bag.

 

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Bayern Munich

Europa League winner: Valencia

World Player of the Year: Muller

 

Other

 

Who will start the most games at left back for us?  Santon

Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? Yes

How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 1

How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 5

 

 

Mixed bag.

 

Nailed the top 6, our cup runs & Alan Irvine. Shame about our league position, overachievers, Santon & Wigan. :yao:

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Premiership

 

Winners: Manchester United - MY ARSE

Runners Up: Arsenal - MY ARSE

3rd-6th: Man City, Chelsea, Liverpool, Everton - - MY ARSE

Relegation: Sunderland, Burnley, Aston Villa - MY ARSE

Overachievers: Leicester City - In a sense

Underperformers: Aston Villa - MY ARSE

Top Goal Scorer: Diego Costa - MY ARSE

Break Out Year: Luke Shaw - MY ARSE

Season to Forget: Torres, Lukaku - Erm

PFA Player of the Year: Ander Herrera - MY ARSE

PFA Young Player of the Year: Luke Shaw - MY ARSE

Manager of the Year: LVG - MY ARSE

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Paul Lambert - Not too far off

 

Newcastle United

 

Where will we finish?: 15th

Top Goalscorer?: Riviere - MY ARSE

How will we do in the cup competitions?: SF FA Cup - MY ARSE

How will we do in the derby games?: Draw both. - MY ARSE

 

Domestic

 

Championship Promotion: Derby, Norwich, Wigan - MY ARSE

Championship Relegation: Rotherham, Millwall, Huddersfield - 1/3

League One Promotion: Peterborough, Leyton Orient, Preston - 1/3, but O's go down

League One Relegation: Chesterfield, Crewe, Fleetwood - MY ARSE

League Two Promotion: Burton, Luton, Tranmere, Bury - Burton and Bury top 3, Tranmere bottom

League Two Relegation: Exeter, Morecambe - MY ARSE

 

FA Cup: Arsenal - I'll take that

League Cup: Tottenham Hotspur - MY ARSE

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheffield United - MY ARSE

 

Europe

 

La Liga winner: Real - MY ARSE

Serie A winner: Juve - YUP

Bundesliga winner: Bayern - YUP

Champions League winner: Bayern - YUP

Europa League winner: Arsenal - MY ARSE

World Player of the Year: Christiano Ronaldo - MY ARSE (probably)

 

Other

 

Who will start the most games at left back for us? Haidara - MY ARSE

Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? Mediocre - YUP

How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 243 - MY ARSE

How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 5 - Not far off

 

Awful. I guessed that Man U would be good, which kinda screwed everything up.

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