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This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! :D

 

When you're facing a route, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote!

 

 

Epic :lol:

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This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! :D

 

When you're facing a route, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote!

 

 

What's the tune to it? :lol:

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Guest Geordiesned

Tune is "That's Amore" by Dean Martin.

 

Probably best known as a football chant by West Ham fans singing about Zamora.

 

 

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This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! :D

 

When you're facing a route, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote!

 

 

Quality  :lol:

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Guest toonlass

Should just nick what Justin said on Real Radio.

 

Boom Boom Boom Cheik the room

Boom Boom Boom Cheik the room

Boom Boom Boom Cheik the room

Cheik Cheik Cheik Cheik Boom!

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Guest Roy the Irish Magpie

Lads I have a potiently decent one for tiote. Dunno if some one else came up with somthing simular(great minds think a like) before but here it goes

 

To the tune of arsenal's old chant for Viera( Viera Whoh!)

 

Cheick Tiote whoa

Cheick Tiote whoa

He comes from Ivory Coast

His shots they break the post

Cheick Tiote whoa

Cheik Tiote whoa

 

Or

 

Cheick Tiote whoa

Cheick Tiote whoa

He comes from Ivory Coast

He wins takles the most

 

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Guest Tall Striker

Lads I have a potiently decent one for tiote. Dunno if some one else came up with somthing simular(great minds think a like) before but here it goes

 

To the tune of arsenal's old chant for Viera( Viera Whoh!)

 

Cheick Tiote whoa

Cheick Tiote whoa

He comes from Ivory Coast

His shots they break the post

Cheick Tiote whoa

Cheik Tiote whoa

 

Or

 

Cheick Tiote whoa

Cheick Tiote whoa

He comes from Ivory Coast

He wins takles the most

 

 

Cheick Tiote whoa

Cheick Tiote whoa

He fuckin loves the toon

and he hates cameroon

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Guest Roy the Irish Magpie

Lads I have a potiently decent one for tiote. Dunno if some one else came up with somthing simular(great minds think a like) before but here it goes

 

To the tune of arsenal's old chant for Viera( Viera Whoh!)

 

Cheick Tiote whoa

Cheick Tiote whoa

He comes from Ivory Coast

His shots they break the post

Cheick Tiote whoa

Cheik Tiote whoa

 

Or

 

Cheick Tiote whoa

Cheick Tiote whoa

He comes from Ivory Coast

He wins takles the most

 

 

Cheick Tiote whoa

Cheick Tiote whoa

He fuckin loves the toon

and he hates cameroon

 

Whatever the words after the whoas' we need to start chanting this for the legend himself!

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Pretty s*** chant. Worht a go though.

 

I'll take the high road (Maybe coast road)

And you take the low road (maybe metro)

And i'll be at the Gallowgate afore ye

For the toon are my true love

We'll always watch them play

 

Sturggling for the last sentence.

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This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! :D

 

When you're facing a route, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote!

 

 

Quality  :lol:

 

Aye, top quality. Its gotta get an airing  :thup:

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I think we could make one about Sat to the sound of Benny And The Jets (Elton John). Here's the first line.

 

Ti-Ti-Ti Tiote and Leon Best

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLT8WZJNUgk

 

 

 

Now he makes tackles like this and he makes tackles like that

Now he scores goals like this, and he scores goals like that

And he thinks Cattermole is a right fucking twat (come on)

 

Cheik, Cheik, Cheik, Cheik, Cheik It

Cheik, Cheik, Cheik, Cheik, Cheik It

Cheik, Cheik, Cheik, Cheik, Cheik It

Cheik, Cheik, Cheik, Cheik, Cheik It

Cheik, Cheik, Cheik, Cheik, Cheik It

 

 

 

 

 

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would be class to see this bouncing round SJP,  or even Ewood park on saturday.

 

when i see Newcastle

i go out of my head

i just can't get enough

i just ca't get enough

 

all the thing you do to me

and everything you say

i just can't get enough

i just ca't get enough

 

we slip and slide as we fall in love

and i just can't seem to get enough of

 

 

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Im sorry like but we just cant sing songs like that ha.  I would hate to hear our fast version of that , as we make every song we sing 10 times faster than it should be.

 

well don't sing it fast!! lol

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This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! :D

 

When you're facing a rout, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote!

 

 

From the nufc.com match report:

 

PS: The events of today seem to have inspired a few of you into verse - we wouldn't normally care to trouble you with these, but the following rewrite of "That's Amore" did make us chuckle:

 

When you're facing a rout, and he's thirty yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, blasts it inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

Oh he left Fabregas, sitting flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When your losing four three, he says leave it to me, Cheick Tiote![\i]

 

Fame at last! :D

 

Couple of words changed so I hope none of you feckas is trying to pass it off as your own! :shifty:

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This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! :D

 

When you're facing a rout, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote!

 

 

From the nufc.com match report:

 

PS: The events of today seem to have inspired a few of you into verse - we wouldn't normally care to trouble you with these, but the following rewrite of "That's Amore" did make us chuckle:

 

When you're facing a rout, and he's thirty yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, blasts it inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

Oh he left Fabregas, sitting flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When your losing four three, he says leave it to me, Cheick Tiote![\i]

 

Fame at last! :D

 

Couple of words changed so I hope none of you feckas is trying to pass it off as your own! :shifty:

 

:lol: nice one

 

He was 30 yards so he gave it a clout, Cheick Tiote!

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Guest toonarmymia

We signed him on a free, Kuqi, Kuqi,

He’s as fat as Ashley, Kuqi, Kuqi

Our number 9 went to the Kop

But when Kuqi scores, he’ll bellyflop

Shefki Kuqi, Newcastles Number 9.

 

OR

 

We signed him on a free, Kuqi, Kuqi,

He’s as fat as Ashley, Kuqi, Kuqi

Spill his pint and he’ll give you the chop

But when he scores, he’ll bellyflop

Shefki Kuqi, Newcastles Number 9.

 

 

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