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Guest Rey Mysterio

First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live

without Ben Arfa in our side

But then I spent so many nights

Thinking of that bastard De Jong

I grew strong

But we sold Carroll and Nolan

But now we're back

Got lots of pace

I just woke up to find Marveaux was here, a smile upon my face

 

He turned down that stupid Scouse Jock

Came to Tyneside immediately

If I had known for just one second he'd be here to play for me!

 

Go on now go, Ba and Marveaux

Smith turn around now

cause you're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one we tried to replace with Cabaye?

 

Did I grumble

Though we still sell before we buy

Oh no, not I! We will survive!

Oh as long as the Toon's there to love, I know I'll stay alive

Transfer market we're active, but still don't know Ashley's motive

But we'll survive.

Oh we'll survive, hey hey!

 

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart

Kept tryin' to forget that relegation but it broke my heart

And I spent oh so many nights

just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry!

But now I hold my head up high.

Coloccini, Alan Pardew

I'm not that chained-up little person still in love with Hugh

 

The signings keep droppin' in

I just expect them to be free

Ashley's saving all the money hope he sells up quickly!

 

Go on now go, walk out the door.

You should have sold us up 3 years ago to that bloke Sheikh Mansour

Weren't you the one who tried to crush us with Dennis Wise

 

Did I crumble

Did I lay down and die?

Oh no not I, we will survive!

Oh as long as we sign Wagner Love, four years or maybe five

I've got all my life to live, you've got all that cash to give

And we'll survive, we will survive.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:  :clap:

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Few New Songs For Players:

 

Ben Arfaaa My Lord , Ben Arfaaa

Ben Arfaaa My Lord , Ben Arfaaa

Ben Arfaaa My Lord , Ben Arfaaa

Ohhhh Lord , Ben Arfaaa

 

They saw we've got the most fanatical fans

and we've got Peter Lovenkrands

and Ben Arfaa

La la la Ben Arfaa

 

He makes us sing and he makes us dance

He's our superstar and he comes from france

It's Ben Arfaa

La la la Ben Arfaa

 

He comes from a land were they drink champagne

But he's in the toon , so he'll drink broon ale

It's Ben Arfaa

La la la Ben Arfaa

 

We've got Danny , Danny , Danny  , Danny Gosling

On the pitch , on the pitch

We've got Danny , Danny , Danny , Danny Gosling

On the pitch , on the pitch

Danny , Danny Gosling

Danny Gosling on the pitch

Danny , Danny Gosling

Danny Gosling on the pitch

 

Allez the lads

Allez the lads

Allez the lads

Allez

Allez the lads

Allez the lads

Allez the lads

Allez

HOWAY THE LADS

HOWAY THE LADS

HOWAY THE LADS

HOWAY !!

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  • 2 weeks later...
Guest WashyGeordie

Just seen this on facebook:

 

When you're sat in the pub

And you're watching your club

That's a mackem!

 

When you leave at half-time

As you're done by the Tyne

That's a mackem!

 

When your team's on its arse

And your support is a farce

That's a mackem!

 

When your favourite date

Is in 1908

That's a mackem!

 

When you live in the dark

Cast by St James' Park

That's a mackem!

 

O0

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Sylvain Marveaux was only the start of it

Cabaye and Abeid, now they're a part of it

Now you've done it

You've signed for Alan Pardew

And you and you

And Demba Ba

Demba-Demba-Demba Ba

Demba-Demba-Demba Ba...

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Just seen this on facebook:

 

When you're sat in the pub

And you're watching your club

That's a mackem!

 

When you leave at half-time

As you're done by the Tyne

That's a mackem!

 

When your team's on its arse

And your support is a farce

That's a mackem!

 

When your favourite date

Is in 1908

That's a mackem!

 

When you live in the dark

Cast by St James' Park

That's a mackem!

 

O0

 

:lol:

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Guest Kevlaar

Sylvain Marveaux was only the start of it

Cabaye and Abeid, now they're a part of it

Now you've done it

You've signed for Alan Pardew

And you and you

And Demba Ba

Demba-Demba-Demba Ba

Demba-Demba-Demba Ba...

 

Brilliant.

 

How about.....(to the tune of that torres song liverpool used to sing)

 

He wears 19, hes got a dodgy knee, his knee

west ham went down, we got him on a free, a free

he holds it up, he bangs them in,

when he scores, were gonna win

demmmba ba-aaa, newcaslte's crock up front

 

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Tried it when we were linked with Gervinho but...

 

Yohan Cabaye, and Ba n Marveaux

Ba n Marveaux.

I don't know how you'll stop Cabaye

Ba or Marveaux

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  • 3 weeks later...

("You're not singing any more")

 

Where's the Carroll,

Where's the Carroll,

Where's the Carroll money gone?

Where's the Carroll money gone?

 

 

Ashley is a muppet,

Pardew is his puppet

Na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na

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