NUFC Songbook

[mofo]

When the shit hits the fan,

and you don't have a plan that's a Pardew

 

When you don't have a clue

Your not sure what to do that's a Pardew.

 

To the tune of that's amore.

[Jordan]

When the shit hits the fan,

and you don't have a plan that's a Pardew

 

When you don't have a clue

Your not sure what to do that's a Pardew.

 

To the tune of that's amore.

Brilliant.

[Optimistic Nut]

Play Cisse on the wing

Yet still call yourself king

That's a Pardew

[The Bard of Byker]

The football's a disgrace

He'll nut you in the face

That's a Pardew.

 

When you've not got no fret

And don't fretten their net

That's a Pardew.

 

WHEN YOU'RE A CHRONIC LOSER

THAT'S A PARDEW.

[NEEJ]

We hate Alan Pardew,

We hate Ashley too (and Carver),

We hate Andy Woodman

but Newcastle we love you!

 

(pinched from Twitter)

[Guest reefatoon]

Liking the Amore one mind

 

When the football's a bore

and we can't even score

Sack a Pardew

[Wallace]

Perhaps we should send some of those anti pardew ones to sackpardew.com.  Would we good to get some new chants going especially those that highlight the negative football.

 

 

[steve_69]

Liking the Amore one mind

 

When the football's a bore

and we can't even score

Sack a Pardew

 

When you're out of your depth

and you've got zero fret

That's a Pardew

[Guest Roger Kint]

Liking the Amore one mind

 

When the football's a bore

and we can't even score

Sack a Pardew

 

When you're out of your depth

and you've got zero fret

That's a Pardew

 

Be great to have loads of verses for that

[steve_69]

When you're shitting your pants

Coz you're hated by fans

That's a Pardew

[steve_69]

I should really do some work

[Guest reefatoon]

I should really do some work

 

you should, as none of them rhyme

[Guest reefatoon]

When your subs are all cack

Coz you swap the left back

That's a Pardew

[Newintoon]

Then u loan out mapou

coz u don't have a clue

That's a Pardew

[Memphis]

Float a free kick to Mikey

Cause you've got no Plan B

That's a Pardew

 

 

[NEEJ]

Float a free kick to Mikey

Cause you've got no Plan B

That's a Pardew

 

 

Howay man.

[Guest reefatoon]

When your song doesn't rhyme

And you're wasting your time

That's a Memphis

[Memphis]

When your song doesn't rhyme

And your wasting your time

That's a Memphis

 

 

Hope that one catches on

[YankeeToon]

If it's science you blame

When you're losing a game

That's a Pardew

[Guest reefatoon]

When your song doesn't rhyme

And your wasting your time

That's a Memphis

 

 

Hope that one catches on

 

I f***ed that up by throwing the wrong "your" all over that!  damn my tired brain.

[Guest reefatoon]

If it's science you blame

When you're losing a game

That's a Pardew

 

Like. . .

[Wilson]

Someone stick all the non-memphis verses together and send it to them.

 

 

[Guest reefatoon]

When the victories gone

Coz the carnival's on

That's a Pardew

[Guest reefatoon]

When you think you're the king

Playing Gouf on the wing

That's a pardew

[AyeDubbleYoo]

You keep saying aye,

But we sold Cabaye