YankeeToon Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When you've only won five Since the New Year arrived That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
localshop Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When you play one up front Call Pellegrini a c**t That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When your face is all sore After rimming Mike raw That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeToon Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Hoofing balls to Shola Freezing out Ben Arfa That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Hoofing balls to Shola Freezing out Ben Arfa That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When your player gets the word That you're shagging his bird that's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeToon Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Hoofing balls to Shola Freezing out Ben Arfa That's a Pardew Wasn't really happy with that one. Hoofing long balls to Sho' Ben Arfa's got to go That's a Pardew? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Make a reference to rape That's captured on tape That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When you swap the left-back To improve the attack That's a Pardew When you jizz in your trunks Coz nil nil makes you spunk That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When you lie and scapegoat, With Mike's cock down your throat Thats a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When you reach for the noose Coz you'd rather have Bruce That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When you've ruined the Gouf By persisting with hoof That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When you reach for the noose Coz you'd rather have Bruce That's a Pardew Good one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When your neck is too sore Cuz you're watching long ball That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When the ball hits the sky And you've started to cry That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When you play like our grans Yet you blame all the fans That's a Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 When the team has no fret and excuses are met Thats a pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Hope this gets sung, I'll feel like a right smug fucker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 You put your left-back on, your left-back out, in-out in-out, f**k it all about. You do the Pardew and you don't have a clue, that's not what it's all about! Ooohhh Alan Pardew! Ooohhh Alan Pardew! Ooohhh Alan Pardew! You're a c**t, clueless c**t, c**t c**t c**t I tried Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 You put your left-back on, your left-back out, in-out in-out, f**k it all about. You do the Pardew and you don't have a clue, that's not what it's all about! Ooohhh Alan Pardew! Ooohhh Alan Pardew! Ooohhh Alan Pardew! You're a c**t, clueless c**t, c**t c**t c**t I tried In-out or on-off and it works Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Yes but what is it getting at? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
watty 1892 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 We hate Alan Pardew, We hate Ashley too (and Charnley), We hate Andy Woodman, But, Newcastle We love you! Should maybe be in the SackPardew.com "dunno how you do the shrug thing" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 We hate Alan Pardew, We hate Ashley too (and Charnley), We hate Andy Woodman, But, Newcastle We love you! Should maybe be in the SackPardew.com "dunno how you do the shrug thing" That works well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Your football is SHIT. Your football is SHHIIIITTT! ALAN PARDEW YOUR FOOTBALL IS SHIT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 How about the end of Sex Pistol's God Save the Queen? No future No future No future For you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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