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Timmy, Timmy Krul

Timmy, Timmy Krul

 

:facepalm:

 

There's gotta be something better than that for our future No 1?

 

Some clown stood behind me yesterday was singing "Tim, Tim in goal" to that song, nearly pissed myself laughing every time he came out with it. ;D

 

Some muppet next to me was singing "Damien, Damien Duff" !

 

I've got to admit, i did at first.

 

If it was me or not, is a different question though.  :blush:

 

Haha not sure mate, made me chuckle though. Probably wasn't as the lad didn't have a geordie accent and he didn't realise he was singing the wrong thing until Krul came over at the end and we were singing it and all of a sudden he changed mid song!

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How about for Ranger, instead of a song, when he comes on or whatever, everyone just goes, "der-derder-der-derder-der-der-der..." to the tune of the Lone Ranger. Think it'd be quality.

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Timmy, Timmy Krul

Timmy, Timmy Krul

 

:facepalm:

 

There's gotta be something better than that for our future No 1?

 

Not great but only the simple ones really catch on. Heard a few renditions of "Duff will tear you apart" at the game for the first time in a while.

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Timmy, Timmy Krul

Timmy, Timmy Krul

 

:facepalm:

 

There's gotta be something better than that for our future No 1?

 

Not great but only the simple ones really catch on. Heard a few renditions of "Duff will tear you apart" at the game for the first time in a while.

 

Didn't hear any Duff ones... Timmy Krul was out in a force on a number of occations though. Can't believe someone sang Tim in goal... Classic.

 

The one which is just us lot clapping, where does that stem from?

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If Ashley is going to be at the Reading game we should just be singing "SELL SELL SELL" from the very minute we get in there util we all leave.

 

How about;

 

Ashley is a wanker,

He wears a wankers hat,

He wouldn't sell our football club,

because he is a twat,

We're all fed up of Mike now,

We're fed up with his shite,

He'll never ever lose his pies,

least not without a fight.

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Timmy, Timmy Krul

Timmy, Timmy Krul

 

:facepalm:

 

There's gotta be something better than that for our future No 1?

 

Not great but only the simple ones really catch on. Heard a few renditions of "Duff will tear you apart" at the game for the first time in a while.

 

Didn't hear any Duff ones... Timmy Krul was out in a force on a number of occations though. Can't believe someone sang Tim in goal... Classic.

 

The one which is just us lot clapping, where does that stem from?

 

Duff songs might just have been at the train station after the game. Quite a lot of anti-Ashley chanting going on, mainly "get out of our club, get out of our cluuuuuuub, you fat fucking bastard, get out of our club".

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If Ashley is going to be at the Reading game we should just be singing "SELL SELL SELL" from the very minute we get in there util we all leave.

 

How about;

 

Ashley is a w*****,

He wears a wankers hat,

He wouldn't sell our football club,

because he is a t***,

We're all fed up of Mike now,

We're fed up with his s****,

He'll never ever lose his pies,

least not without a fight.

 

That's class apart from the last two lines which don't really fit. But I really like it, mate.

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If Ashley is going to be at the Reading game we should just be singing "SELL SELL SELL" from the very minute we get in there util we all leave.

 

How about;

 

Ashley is a w*****,

He wears a wankers hat,

He wouldn't sell our football club,

because he is a t***,

We're all fed up of Mike now,

We're fed up with his s****,

He'll never ever lose his pies,

least not without a fight.

 

That's class apart from the last two lines which don't really fit. But I really like it, mate.

 

Oh class indeed  O0 we can work with that :lol:

 

How about

 

Ashley is a w*****,

He wears a wankers hat,

He wouldn't sell our football club,

The fucking greedy t***,

We're all fed up of Mike now,

We're fed up with his shite,

He'll never get this club sold,

not without a fight.

 

 

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Timmy, Timmy Krul

Timmy, Timmy Krul

 

:facepalm:

 

There's gotta be something better than that for our future No 1?

 

Not great but only the simple ones really catch on. Heard a few renditions of "Duff will tear you apart" at the game for the first time in a while.

 

Didn't hear any Duff ones... Timmy Krul was out in a force on a number of occations though. Can't believe someone sang Tim in goal... Classic.

 

The one which is just us lot clapping, where does that stem from?

 

Duff songs might just have been at the train station after the game. Quite a lot of anti-Ashley chanting going on, mainly "get out of our club, get out of our cluuuuuuub, you fat fucking bastard, get out of our club".

 

Ye it was going on for a lot of the game, and rightly so. Even my old man had a blast at it, which is unheard of!

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If Ashley is going to be at the Reading game we should just be singing "SELL SELL SELL" from the very minute we get in there util we all leave.

 

How about;

 

Ashley is a w*****,

He wears a wankers hat,

He wouldn't sell our football club,

because he is a t***,

We're all fed up of Mike now,

We're fed up with his s****,

He'll never ever lose his pies,

least not without a fight.

 

That's class apart from the last two lines which don't really fit. But I really like it, mate.

 

Oh class indeed  O0 we can work with that :lol:

 

How about

 

Ashley is a w*****,

He wears a wankers hat,

He wouldn't sell our football club,

The f***ing greedy t***,

We're all fed up of Mike now,

We're fed up with his s****,

He'll never get this club sold,

not without a fight.

 

 

 

Ashley is a w*****,

He wears a wankers hat,

He wouldn't sell our football club,

The f***ing greedy t***,

We're all fed up of Mike now,

We're fed up with his s****,

He's killing NUFC,

and fucking loving it!

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We should have one for Andy Carroll. Maybe use the tune for the 60's (or 70's) song "Oh Carol"

 

Something along the lines of

 

Andy Carroll

I am but a fool

Andy Carroll

I'm so in love with you

We know you will score a screamer

Maybe one or two

Ooooh Andy Carroll

I'm so in love with you

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux49UBie-w8

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To the tune of I Am The Resurrection by The Stone Roses (aimed towards fat Ashley)

 

Down Down, you took us down

I see you fucking up our club and I can't sleep at night

Your face it has no place

No room for you inside our club we want you out of here

 

Don't waste your words we don't need anything from you

We don't care what you say or what you plan to do

 

Leave leave, we wish you'd leave

We're sick of the bullshit we've had enough you clueless twat

Cut loose, you're no use

We couldn't stand another second in your company

 

Don't waste your words we don't need anything from you

We don't care what you say or what you plan to do

 

Stone me what can't you see

You're a no-one nowhere washed up you're worse than Fred

 

Your brain is far too small

We don't like the way you've killed this once great club

 

Don't waste your words we don't need anything from you

We don't care what you say or what you plan to do

 

You are a fucking failure and we want you out

We couldn't ever bring ourselves to forgive you for your lies

 

(Followed by lots of drunk dancing and humming for the epic ending to the song)

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To the tune of I Am The Resurrection by The Stone Roses (aimed towards fat Ashley)

 

Down Down, you took us down

I see you f***ing up our club and I can't sleep at night

Your face it has no place

No room for you inside our club we want you out of here

 

Don't waste your words we don't need anything from you

We don't care what you say or what you plan to do

 

Leave leave, we wish you'd leave

We're sick of the bullshit we've had enough you clueless t***

Cut loose, you're no use

We couldn't stand another second in your company

 

Don't waste your words we don't need anything from you

We don't care what you say or what you plan to do

 

Stone me what can't you see

You're a no-one nowhere washed up you're worse than Fred

 

Your brain is far too small

We don't like the way you've killed this once great club

 

Don't waste your words we don't need anything from you

We don't care what you say or what you plan to do

 

You are a f***ing failure and we want you out

We couldn't ever bring ourselves to forgive you for your lies

 

(Followed by lots of drunk dancing and humming for the epic ending to the song)

 

 

Quality, i like that

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Timmy, Timmy Krul

Timmy, Timmy Krul

 

:facepalm:

 

There's gotta be something better than that for our future No 1?

 

Not great but only the simple ones really catch on. Heard a few renditions of "Duff will tear you apart" at the game for the first time in a while.

 

Didn't hear any Duff ones... Timmy Krul was out in a force on a number of occations though. Can't believe someone sang Tim in goal... Classic.

 

The one which is just us lot clapping, where does that stem from?

 

Duff songs might just have been at the train station after the game. Quite a lot of anti-Ashley chanting going on, mainly "get out of our club, get out of our cluuuuuuub, you fat f***ing b******, get out of our club".

 

Hope that gets a few airings on Saturday.

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think we should nick and adapt the tartan army's coming down the road song,  its short and catchy, can repeat for ages and build it up round the ground but have geordie boys not toon army boys cos i hate toon army!

 

We'll be coming

We'll be coming

we'll be coming down the road

when you hear the noise

of Alan Shearer's boys

we'll be coming down the road

 

i'd put a youtube clip on if i knew how to!!lol

 

FYP. O0

 

that song is class! would love to hear that being sung at a few games this season

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