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Guest WashyGeordie

Who's the Geordie in defence,

in defence,

in defence,

Whos the Geordie in defence,

Steeeeven Taylor!

 

And

 

We've got Stevie Harper

He's not from Seaham Harbour

He's from Red Star

He knows Lee Clark

(Mirandinha tune)

 

Would be two songs to improve the players side, to start with.

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Guest WashyGeordie

They really wouldn't. :lol:

 

Well how wouldn't they improve chanting "One *players name*"

 

People shout out for more creativity, more chants etc, but don't actually try and invent new songs, try and do something about it, or just criticise.

 

If people don't try, then we won't. Simplezz.

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By the way , the " Were Newcastle and Were gunna win the league chant " , was jumping in the John Smiths Pub at Sheffield on Boxing Day. . .

 

The wey yana chant was made up at Watford a few years back :

 

 

As the season went on a few verses were made up to go with it , so it didn't sound all soo repetitive they go something like this :

 

Peter Reid's got a fucking monkeys heed

a fucking monkeys heed

a fucking monkeys heed

Peter Reid's got a fucking monkeys heed

a fucking monkeys heed

a fucking monkeys heed

 

Wey yinaaaa Wey yinaaaa

 

Mick McCarthys got a fucking bendy nose

a fucking bendy nose

a fucking bendy nose

Mick McCarthys got a fucking bendy nose

a fucking bendy nose

a fuckign bendy nose

 

Wey yinaaa wey yinaaaa

 

Graeme Souness used to have a nice Moustache

have a nice moustache

have a nice moustache

Graeme Souness used to have a nice moustache

have a nice moustache

have a nice moustache

 

And then he weeeeeent and shaved it off

I'll tell u whyyyy

I'll tell u whyyyy

I'll tell u whyyyy

I'll tell u whyyyy

FACIAL HAIR IS WORTH ITS' WEIGHT IN GOLD ( CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAP )

 

Nothing wrong with the new verse IMO. . . .

 

Unless the major critics can come up with something else to liven up our very boring and repetitive song book?

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

A song which I heard last night for the first time , which may be seen as racist , tickled me a little bit to the tune  of Yellow Sumbarine:

 

Darren Bent sells armani in the bogs

Armani in the bogs

Armani in the bogs

 

Rather simple but tickled me a little bit.

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Guest Roger Kint

A song which I heard last night for the first time , which may be seen as racist , tickled me a little bit to the tune  of Yellow Sumbarine:

 

Darren Bent sells armani in the bogs

Armani in the bogs

Armani in the bogs

 

Rather simple but tickled me a little bit.

 

Wow thats a revolutionary twist to Kenwynes isnt it? :rolleyes:

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Guest ST James

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MACKEM IN MILAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MACKEM IN MILAN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MACKEM EVER SEEN A MACKEM EVER SEEN A MACKEM IN MILAN HAVE YOU FU -K                                          

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After that 6-2 I felt absolutely awful, wanted to curl up at home and watch the telly but instead, I got dragged to some rubbish pub where a mate of mine was singing. I thought aye, fair enough, it'll take my mind off it. There was a family of Man U fans there sat right by us and the fucking band played Local Hero and I forget what else, but there were a couple others which were Newcastle-related. I wanted to die.  :lol:

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