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Who's the player wearing nine?

Carroll! Carroll!

Born on the banks of the River Tyne,

Carroll! Carroll!

He loves to play in the black and white

Scoring goals, he's dynamite,

ANDY CARROLL, NEWCASTLE NUMBER NINE!

 

(Torres tune)

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Who's the player wearing nine?

Carroll! Carroll!

Born on the banks of the River Tyne,

Carroll! Carroll!

He loves to play in the black and white

Scoring goals, he's dynamite,

ANDY CARROLL, NEWCASTLE NUMBER NINE!

 

(Torres tune)

 

:smug: O0 :coolsmiley: :aww:

 

 

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Who's the player wearing nine?

Carroll! Carroll!

Born on the banks of the River Tyne,

Carroll! Carroll!

He loves to play in the black and white

Scoring goals, he's dynamite,

ANDY CARROLL, NEWCASTLE NUMBER NINE!

 

(Torres tune)

 

That's sick.

 

Except it has a few too many syllables, at least when i sing it in my head. Just skip a couple of "the's" This should be easier to sing:

 

Who's the player wearing nine?

Carroll! Carroll!

Born on the banks of (the) River Tyne,

Carroll! Carroll!

He loves to play in (the) black and white

Scoring goals, he's dynamite,

he's ANDY CARROLL, NEWCASTLE NUMBER NINE!

 

 

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Who's the player wearing nine?

CARROLL CARROLL

Born in Gateshead '89

CARROLL CARROLL

He's like a salmon in the air

He's got long hair but we dont care

Andy Carroll Newcastle number 9.

 

 

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City fans have been singing

 

Webuyanycunt.com

webuyanycunt.com

webuyanycunt.com

any race any size any age any price

from 50 quid to a hundred mil

webuyanycunt.com

enter your squad number now

at webuyanycunt.com

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City fans have been singing

 

Webuyanycunt.com

webuyanycunt.com

webuyanycunt.com

any race any size any age any price

from 50 quid to a hundred mil

webuyanycunt.com

enter your squad number now

at webuyanycunt.com

 

:clap:

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Guest BlacknWhiteArmy

City fans have been singing

 

Webuyanycunt.com

webuyanycunt.com

webuyanycunt.com

any race any size any age any price

from 50 quid to a hundred mil

webuyanycunt.com

enter your squad number now

at webuyanycunt.com

 

:thup:

 

:lol:

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(To Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)

 

Xxxx-Iiii-Ssss-Cccc-Oooo... Xixco, DANCE

 

He can prance if he want's to.

He can stick it in a blokes behind.

He has a right to mince and be shackled by Vince

even call himself Caroline.

 

Say he can blow who he want's to.

Dress in drag in his own spare time.

And if he want's to buck a mechanic named Chuck

then thats just fuckin' fine.

 

XISCO DANCE!

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(To Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)

 

Xxxx-Iiii-Ssss-Cccc-Oooo... Xixco, DANCE

 

He can prance if he want's to.

He can stick it in a blokes behind.

He has a right to mince and be shackled by Vince

even call himself Caroline.

 

Say he can blow who he want's to.

Dress in drag in his own spare time.

And if he want's to buck a mechanic named Chuck

then thats just fuckin' fine.

 

XISCO DANCE!

 

:facepalm:

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(To Safety Dance by Men Without Hats)

 

Xxxx-Iiii-Ssss-Cccc-Oooo... Xixco, DANCE

 

He can prance if he want's to.

He can stick it in a blokes behind.

He has a right to mince and be shackled by Vince

even call himself Caroline.

 

Say he can blow who he want's to.

Dress in drag in his own spare time.

And if he want's to buck a mechanic named Chuck

then thats just fuckin' fine.

 

XISCO DANCE!

 

:lol: I'd love it if we had a song to that tune like.

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Guest Level7leazes

You can forget about martins and michael owen too,

Coz weve got a lad that is united thru and thru,

Hes our number 9, scoring all the time,

Brought up near the river tyne,

Andy Carroll our Geordie number 9.

 

needs a lil work i think!

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We don't need no Titus Bramble

We don't need Gyan at all.

No Bent or Malbranque will make us fear them

Here's Ben Arfa on the ball.

Hey. Brucey. Hatem's here on loan.

Oh he'll bend another, free kick over the wall.

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Guest Geordiesned

Older viewers will remember the "You'll never beat Des Walker" chant that Forest fans used to sing when Desmond was at his peak. I don't see why we can't convert this for Jose: "You'll never beat Enrique! You'll never beat Enrique!"

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Heard "No-no, no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no-, no-no Kevin Nolan" to the tune of "No Limits" getting another airing  yesterday.  Maybe we could do the verse as well?

 

Kevin Nolan, he'll reach for a pie,

It goes to his hips and it goes to his thighs

Kevin Nolan, he's slow and he's wide,

As big from the front as he is is from the side.

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