kane2005 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Part one of our players songs. Part 2 and 3 will be tomorrow. Shay Given: One Shay Given Theres Only One Shay Given One Shay Giiiiven Tune: We Do Run Run He's number one one He's number one He dont fuck up like sorensen He's number one one He's number one Heeeeeey He's number one He dont fuck up like sorensen He's number one one He's number one Habib Beye: Tune: Daddy Cool Habib Habib Beeeeeye Habib Habib Beye Tune:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DMJN5YeoRis Oh habib beye We signed him from Marseille In our defence He is fucking immense Fab Collocini: Tune: Macarena I know a player his name is Collocini He is better than Paulo Maldini He hates El Haj Diouf Cos he always spits a greeny HEYYYY COLLOCINI Tune: Terry Hibbert Tune Weve got colo colo colo colocinni At the back at the back Weve got colo colo colo colocinni At the back at the back Collo Collocini Collocini at the baaaack Steven Taylor: Tune: Londons Bridge is falling down Who's the geordie in defence In defence In defence Who's the geordie in defence Steven Taylor He grew up in Whitley Bay Whitley Bay Whitley Bay He grew up in Whitley Bay Steven Taylor Jose Enrique: Jose , jose, jose , jose Jose , Jose Seba Bassong: Shall we sing BASSONG for you !! Geremi: Tune: Wemeberly , wemberly Geremi , Geremi He cannot take a corner And they call him Geremi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 And you wonder why people don't sing along with the new songs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 And you wonder why people don't sing along with the new songs. They do. So this is the reason you dont sing the songs. Because you dont like them? Part 2: J.Gutierrez: Oh Gutierrez From Buenos Aires He's Spiderman He's our superhero Playing on the left or right Wearing black and white He is fucking dynamite He's here , he's there He's everyfucking where Spiderman , Spiderman Nicky Butt: Tune: Baby give it up Nanananananana Nicky Nicky Butt Joey Barton: Tune: Brim full of asha He's called Joey Barton and he loves the toon He's called Joey Barton and he loves the toon Everyone needs a nutter in the middle Everyone needs a nutter Everyone needs a nutter in the middle Everyone needs a nutter Tune: Rupert the bear Joey , Joey Barton Everyone knows his name Damien Duff: Tune: All you need is love ( beatles ) All you need is duff , duff duff is all you need Charlie Nzogbia: Tune: Corma Cameleon Charlie , Charlie , Charlie , Charlie Nzogbiaaaa He's fast as fuck He's fast as fuuuuuuck Tune: Noahs Ark When charlie goes marching down the wing THE ZOG , THE ZOG When charlie goes marching down the wing THE ZOG , THE ZOG When charlie goes marching down the wing All the geordie boys will sing WE ALL LOVE WOR CHARLES NZOGBIA NANANANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANA NANANANANANANA WE ALL LOVE WOR CHARLES NZOGBIA Tune: Fog on the tyne The zog on the tyne is all mine all mine The zog on the tyne is all mine Danny Guthrie: Tune: We hate sunderland Danny Guthrie Danny Guthrie Danny Guthrie Danny Guthrie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Not really new, more like a re-work but.. We hate Tottenham Hotspur We hate Sunderland too (And 'Boro) We hate Man Uniiited But Newcastle we love you Altogether now... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Since we're revamping old songs then... "They call us Newcastle United They call us the team of the land, And here's to Michael Owen. Transfer request in his hand. We're better than Glasgow Rangers. We're better than Celtic too. And if you don't support us. You must be a Sunderland Jew, Jew, Joe Kinnear." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Since we're revamping old songs then... "They call us Newcastle United They call us the team of the land, And here's to Michael Owen. Transfer request in his hand. We're better than Glasgow Rangers. We're better than Celtic too. And if you don't support us. You must be a Sunderland Jew, Jew, Joe Kinnear." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Since we're revamping old songs then... "They call us Newcastle United They call us the team of the land, And here's to Michael Owen. Transfer request in his hand. We're better than Glasgow Rangers. We're better than Celtic too. And if you don't support us. You must be a Sunderland Jew, Jew, Joe Kinnear." Not enough anti-semitism at grounds these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 How about a nice topical one... "Rob, rob, wherever we may be, We love train and bank robbery. We're the Hole-In-The-Wall, Watching the Toon play football, Now we're related to Butch Cassidy." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xGR-kGXF77k Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 We love you, we love you, we love you, And where you go we'll follow, we'll follow, we'll follow, 'Cos we support Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle, And that's the way we like it, we like it, we like it, wooooooooooooooooooah woooooooooooooooooah Class I reckon, should be sang more often, haven't heard it since West Ham away sadly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallihg Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 "All we are saying... give Xisco a chance" repeat until boring "We got Gutierrez! Yes! We got Gutierrez We got Gutierrez Spiderman!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Obviously not meant as a chant, but since this season is the 40th year anniversary of our last trophy, a little light-hearted tribute song... "First European campaign, In Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, Teams from Russia to the Med, Was the summer of 69. The First Round draw was cruel, Off to Holland to play Feyenoord, Some fans flew, and some got the ferry, Either way, it wasn't that far. Oh when we look back now, That Cup run seemed to last forever, And if I had a choice, Yeah, I'd always wanna be there. Those were the best days of our lives! Then we'd two games with Lisbon, They scored one, but we scored two. Zaragoza came when it was snowin', And we knocked them out too, yeah! Got past Setubal in March, We wouldn't have to wait forever, To play Rangers in Scotland, We knew that it was now or never, Those were the best days of our lives! Oh yeah! Back in the summer of 69! Beat them 2-0 on the Tyne, They were young and restless, Onto the pitch the Gers fans climbed, But they couldn't score past us never, oh never, no! And now the times are changing. Players and managers have come and gone. Since we won the cup in Hungary, I think about that team, and what went wrong. Standin' in the Leazes End, We didn't think we'd wait forever, Fairs Cup in Joe Harvey's hand, We knew that it was now or never, Those were the best days of our lives. Oh yeah! Back in the summer of '69!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 This has been belted out lately. Hello , Hello We are the Geordie Boys Hello , Hello We are the Geordie Boys Wer'e gonna win fuck all again We're gonna win fuck all But we still follow united Also an old one: Tune: Famous . . . . . .and were going to wemeberly UNI - TED , THERES ONLY ONE UNITED AND IT'S NUFC !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RowanB Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Weve got colo colo colo colocinni At the back at the back Weve got colo colo colo colocinni At the back at the back Collo Collocini Collocini at the baaaack That's good. Would actually work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonpete1892 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 This has been belted out lately. Hello , Hello We are the Geordie Boys Hello , Hello We are the Geordie Boys Wer'e gonna win f*** all again We're gonna win f*** all But we still follow united There were a large crowd of us singing it continously immediately after half time at wigan for 10 minutes. My throat was destroyed afterwards but we definately need a song that is sung for a duration rather than a twenty second outbirst. TOON TOON / BLACK AND WHITE ARMY works well but as with the Blaydon Races, its speeds up to the point where you can't sing the words anymore. Nothing better than being sat in the ground when a chant like this starts off in one corner and slowly works itself around the ground. Even when it dies down, someone always continues to chant it, and it soon picks up again. It may not be the most lyrical chant ever but it does set up a cracking atmosphere and a foundation for the less known songs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 This has been belted out lately. Hello , Hello We are the Geordie Boys Hello , Hello We are the Geordie Boys Wer'e gonna win f*** all again We're gonna win f*** all But we still follow united Also an old one: Tune: Famous . . . . . .and were going to wemeberly UNI - TED , THERES ONLY ONE UNITED AND IT'S NUFC !! Belted out lately?!?!? Try for f***ing years mate! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonpete1892 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 This has been belted out lately. Hello , Hello We are the Geordie Boys Hello , Hello We are the Geordie Boys Wer'e gonna win f*** all again We're gonna win f*** all But we still follow united Also an old one: Tune: Famous . . . . . .and were going to wemeberly UNI - TED , THERES ONLY ONE UNITED AND IT'S NUFC !! Belted out lately?!?!? Try for f***ing years mate! A similar one that has had a good airing off and on in the past few seasons is, No silverware, no silverware But what the fuck do we care? We've won fuck all for ...... year But every week we'll still be there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 This has been belted out lately. Hello , Hello We are the Geordie Boys Hello , Hello We are the Geordie Boys Wer'e gonna win f*** all again We're gonna win f*** all But we still follow united Also an old one: Tune: Famous . . . . . .and were going to wemeberly UNI - TED , THERES ONLY ONE UNITED AND IT'S NUFC !! Belted out lately?!?!? Try for f***ing years mate! Well in the 10 years I have had a season ticket only this season , this song has been song continuously sang , and joined in with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 My gf was singing the Robbie Williams tune strong ( I think its called that the chorus is 'you think that I'm strong you're wrong etc) last night I though it could be easily modified into a Bassong tune. Something like 'He's quick and he's strong Bassong Bassong' Obviously I'm crap with lyrics but if anyone else could think of any I recon it'd be a catchy tuuuune. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Its transfer time there's every need to feel afraid at transfer time why is marc viduka still being payed and with no money we are going to be destroyed sing your song for for the club at transfer time Mike spend some dosh spend some of it now at transfer time its hard but we're going down. There's a whole month to buy players and its a month we are in now do you know its transfer time at all save the toon buy us some players now could not go on any longer.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsley Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 There's only one Andy Carroll, One Andy Carroll, He looks like a gimp but we don't give a shit, Walking in a Carroll wonderland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 X, I, S, C, O, were gunna have a Xiscooo to the tune of that song, u know the 1, if he ever plays again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 To the tune of come by here my lord, of course will only work if he scores.. Mbia has scored Mbia Mbia has scored Mbia Mbia has scored Mbia ohohohohohohoh Mbia Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie87 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 To the tune of the "green dragon song" sang by Merry and Pippin in "The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers", Words: Flying down the left and right, Wearing Black and White, Its Jonas Guittierez! Superfast down the line, He's our favourite Argentine, Its Jonas Guittierez! He likes to think he's Spiderman, Can he beat him, course he can, Itssssssssssss Jonas Guittierez! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 You were here when we were shit! To allardyce on Saturday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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