Mick Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I love your sarcasm. You must be delighted tonight, much deserved Hopefully get this over the line tomorrow... I know this will be bordering on masochism but I hope we hear nothing for at least 22 1/2 hours to boost the New Years Eve celebrations, the timing could be perfect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Wow! They got rattled quick. Pardew will absolutely relegate them this season without fail....Primarily because he'll arrive all cocky and start his over analyzed antics he gets from prozone. Players in wrong positions, with the wrong instructions and completely demoralised within 6 weeks. No Ba, Hatem or Remy to dig him out. Then that Jedniak will knock him out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Wow! They got rattled quick. Pardew will absolutely relegate them this season without fail....Primarily because he'll arrive all cocky and start his over analyzed antics he gets from prozone. Players in wrong positions, with the wrong instructions and completely demoralised within 6 weeks. No Ba, Hatem or Remy to dig him out. Then that Jedniak will knock him out. "BOLASIE!! TRACK BACK!! MORE GRAFT!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Not sure if Giggs? http://i.imgur.com/nRx69tFl.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I honestly can see him keeping them up. Like Tevez said and like we've noticed, he works best with a team that lacks quality or is up against a better opponent. There's a reason we had so many scalps against bigger clubs with him, and why players like Perch and Williamson have had career runs-in-form while here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I honestly can see him keeping them up. Like Tevez said and like we've noticed, he works best with a team that lacks quality or is up against a better opponent. There's a reason we had so many scalps against bigger clubs with him, and why players like Perch and Williamson have had career runs-in-form while here. Cabaye, Sissoko, Ba, Cisse. They are the reason. Unless Zaha and Bolasie have the best 6 months of their lives they are going down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapo Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 What a day to be alive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I honestly can see him keeping them up. Like Tevez said and like we've noticed, he works best with a team that lacks quality or is up against a better opponent. There's a reason we had so many scalps against bigger clubs with him, and why players like Perch and Williamson have had career runs-in-form while here. Cabaye, Sissoko, Ba, Cisse. They are the reason. Unless Zaha and Bolasie have the best 6 months of their lives they are going down *whispers it* Some of those games were the times when he got his tactics spot on (Man Utd home in 2011, same away in 2013, Chelsea home in 2014). Not saying he could do the same with that Crystal Palace, but there's enough shit in the league that makes me think he could pull a squad that's a similar quality to his ability our of relegation for at least a year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 The thought of him shattering his reputation at Palace is genuinely beautiful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I honestly can see him keeping them up. Like Tevez said and like we've noticed, he works best with a team that lacks quality or is up against a better opponent. There's a reason we had so many scalps against bigger clubs with him, and why players like Perch and Williamson have had career runs-in-form while here. Cabaye, Sissoko, Ba, Cisse. They are the reason. Unless Zaha and Bolasie have the best 6 months of their lives they are going down *whispers it* Some of those games were the times when he got his tactics spot on (Man Utd home in 2011, same away in 2013, Chelsea home in 2014). Not saying he could do the same with that Crystal Palace, but there's enough shit in the league that makes me think he could pull a squad that's a similar quality to his ability our of relegation for at least a year. Are you saying shit players combined with his shit ability will save Palace? Doomed mate. Kebabed and no mistake. I'm bookmarking those Palace forums because in a few weeks there will be no better source of hilarity on the internet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I honestly can see him keeping them up. Like Tevez said and like we've noticed, he works best with a team that lacks quality or is up against a better opponent. There's a reason we had so many scalps against bigger clubs with him, and why players like Perch and Williamson have had career runs-in-form while here. Cabaye, Sissoko, Ba, Cisse. They are the reason. Unless Zaha and Bolasie have the best 6 months of their lives they are going down *whispers it* Some of those games were the times when he got his tactics spot on (Man Utd home in 2011, same away in 2013, Chelsea home in 2014). Not saying he could do the same with that Crystal Palace, but there's enough shit in the league that makes me think he could pull a squad that's a similar quality to his ability our of relegation for at least a year. Aye but we wouldn't have won those games with Chamakh up front,Joe Ledley in midfield and Damien Delaney centre half. It will be between them and Hull for 18th I'd say Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Imperative our players come out in the next few games and play with some attacking freedom like. We know they've more to them than we've seen, time to show it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I honestly can see him keeping them up. Like Tevez said and like we've noticed, he works best with a team that lacks quality or is up against a better opponent. There's a reason we had so many scalps against bigger clubs with him, and why players like Perch and Williamson have had career runs-in-form while here. Cabaye, Sissoko, Ba, Cisse. They are the reason. Unless Zaha and Bolasie have the best 6 months of their lives they are going down *whispers it* Some of those games were the times when he got his tactics spot on (Man Utd home in 2011, same away in 2013, Chelsea home in 2014). Not saying he could do the same with that Crystal Palace, but there's enough shit in the league that makes me think he could pull a squad that's a similar quality to his ability our of relegation for at least a year. Aye but we wouldn't have won those games with Chamakh up front,Joe Ledley in midfield and Damien Delaney centre half. It will be between them and Hull for 18th I'd say Sure. Not saying he'll beat those teams, just that they'll have a better chance against teams like Swansea, Stoke, and the nondescript relegation fodder. I honestly can see him keeping them up. Like Tevez said and like we've noticed, he works best with a team that lacks quality or is up against a better opponent. There's a reason we had so many scalps against bigger clubs with him, and why players like Perch and Williamson have had career runs-in-form while here. Cabaye, Sissoko, Ba, Cisse. They are the reason. Unless Zaha and Bolasie have the best 6 months of their lives they are going down *whispers it* Some of those games were the times when he got his tactics spot on (Man Utd home in 2011, same away in 2013, Chelsea home in 2014). Not saying he could do the same with that Crystal Palace, but there's enough shit in the league that makes me think he could pull a squad that's a similar quality to his ability our of relegation for at least a year. Are you saying shit players combined with his shit ability will save Palace? Doomed mate. Kebabed and no mistake. I'm bookmarking those Palace forums because in a few weeks there will be no better source of hilarity on the internet. Yes...yes I am Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 This cunt has actually gone, fucking hell what a day I'm still in absolute shock. I've been twisting on about this cunt everyday for about 2 years and now he's just gone, out of the blue. I'll probably have to develop a personality now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 It's going to be such an anti-climax when Carver picks Gouffran, Colback and Williamson on Thursday. Fuck it, don't care. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 People often forget what a good squad Pardew has had during most of his time here. If he almost relegated you with the likes of Cabaye, Santon, Sissoko, etc... the heights he may achieve with the one-two punch of Chamakh and Frazier Campbell will be the stuff of legends. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Only been able to get on here now since the confirmation. It still hasn't sunk in. My unbridled joy has been far too quickly tinged with utter peril with this Colo talk, though. Carragher's laugh is spot on. I in no way want to suggest Pardew leaving isn't the best thing to happen to me in years, but f***ing hell, if Colo goes player manager I may just hang myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 People often forget what a good squad Pardew has had during most of his time here. If he almost relegated you with the likes of Cabaye, Santon, Sissoko, etc... the heights he may achieve with the one-two punch of Chamakh and Frazier Campbell will be the stuff of legends. They've almost converted you. It's so close. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 People often forget what a good squad Pardew has had during most of his time here. If he almost relegated you with the likes of Cabaye, Santon, Sissoko, etc... the heights he may achieve with the one-two punch of Chamakh and Frazier Campbell will be the stuff of legends. Spoken like an actual NUFC fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I think Coloccini would looks absolutely smashing on the touchline, mind. I'd happily suffer a few weeks under him just to see that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 People often forget what a good squad Pardew has had during most of his time here. If he almost relegated you with the likes of Cabaye, Santon, Sissoko, etc... the heights he may achieve with the one-two punch of Chamakh and Frazier Campbell will be the stuff of legends. Exactly, people say he doesn't have any money to spend but every Newcastle team he's had has had match winners who can pull some 'magic' out of the bag that other teams would kill for Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Only been able to get on here now since the confirmation. It still hasn't sunk in. My unbridled joy has been far too quickly tinged with utter peril with this Colo talk, though. Carragher's laugh is spot on. I in no way want to suggest Pardew leaving isn't the best thing to happen to me in years, but f***ing hell, if Colo goes player manager I may just hang myself. #TeamColo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 He'd be player manager though, Hans, your dorty porvort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I think Coloccini would looks absolutely smashing on the touchline, mind. I'd happily suffer a few weeks under him just to see that. I'm sure he won't be offered the job, as that'd be absolutely ludicrous. But fucking hell, man. Just absolutely no! Even the suggestion has me absolutely fucking petrified. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Colo's gonna get it tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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