Guest TruToon94 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Because for all the greatness we've had we've had a lot of s****! My team would be (from my lifetime). So post 1994! Karelse Babyaro Boumsong Bramble Carr Luque Bassesdas Maric Geremi Owen Guivarc'h Director of Football: Souness Manager: Pardew Narrowly missing out on spots include Ameobi, Campbell, Marcelinho, Viana, Faye, Xisco and Perez amongst others. Other candidates for worst manager include Daglish and Guillit. What's yours? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pata Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 We've had a lot worse CBs than Bramble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Most of those would not even get into a 23 man squad. I'm sure some if the older ones who followed us in the 80s etc could pick out a stinker of a team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Dear me, that team would murder the sides under the likes of McGarry. You should stipulate that the players must have played a minimum amount of games. Memories of Parkinson, Rafferty, Rob McDonald, Carney, Askew come flooding back. Worst bit is that some if those were considered better players when they came in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Owen is a little prick and constantly injured, but even considering only his time at Newcastle he's 10x the player Shola ever was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Nicky Butt would be my captain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TruToon94 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Owen is a little prick and constantly injured, but even considering only his time at Newcastle he's 10x the player Shola ever was. Owens off the pitch behaviour elevates him for me. Guts me every time that in our records, our all time most expensive player is Owen. Horrible to local journalists and treated the club like crap. Imagine him and Pardew getting on really well. Shola was nice outside of the game from what I've heard and didn't cost us a penny to buy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Aye, we've had absolutely no one since Butt whose come close to replicating how shit he was. Fuck me he was utterly appalling by the end. Feel like he played every fucking second of the relegation season, too. He was useful at one point but was a disgrace after Keegan left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Alan Smith. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Because for all the greatness we've had we've had a lot of s****! My team would be (from my lifetime). So post 1994! Karelse Babyaro Boumsong Bramble Carr Luque Bassesdas Maric Geremi Owen Guivarc'h Director of Football: Souness Manager: Pardew Narrowly missing out on spots include Ameobi, Campbell, Marcelinho, Viana, Faye, Xisco and Perez amongst others. Other candidates for worst manager include Daglish and Guillit. What's yours? Marcelinho in for Bramble, Andreas Andersson in for Owen, Ramage in for Boumsong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Huntington was an utterly shite left-back, like. Probably worse than Babayaro. Fuck, man. Some of the defenders we had after Bobby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Kuqi up front, Pancrate was pretty dreadful too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 We've had a lot worse CBs than Bramble. The Bramble of 2001-2004 would get into our side today. That's how shit we currently are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Disco Des Hamilton has to be in there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Where is Smith? Worse than all the CMs in that squad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 No point in doing this unless it's made up of actual first team regulars imo. People putting Guivarc'h in man. He played twice and scored once. Hooper Carr Boumsong Moore Babayaro Geremi Butt Smith Faye Owen Ameobi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Yep Alan Smith should be one of the first names on the team sheet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 As much debate over the lineup as there is, I think we'll be unanimous on who should manage it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Kuqi. Literally played about 14 seconds. I was there, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Gonna limit myself to players that got sizable runs in the team and not "played 3 games and was s***" wonders like Chygrynski. Busquets Sánchez-Jara Dehú Cristanval Bogarde Rochemback Gerard Motta Geovanni Escaich Korneiev Manager: Carles Reixach Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Director of Football: Souness JFK, surely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TruToon94 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Director of Football: Souness JFK, surely. To be fair to Joe now he didn't actually sign anybody. Anybody who payed 8 Mil for Boumsong, 18 Mil for Owen and 9 Mil for Luque is pretty shite. Can't remember us ever paying so much, for so many with so little talent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLoven11 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Kuqi. Literally played about 14 seconds. I was there, too. One match he played about 20 min. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Narrowly missing out on spots include Ameobi, Campbell, Marcelinho, Viana, Faye, Xisco and Perez amongst others. Other candidates for worst manager include Daglish and Guillit. What's yours? Perez as in Ayoze Perez? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Lionel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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