nufcjb Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Get us a special edition one match red and white striped shirt for Pardew to fuck this up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Pass the sick bucket: http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/02/carver-looks-forward-going-toe-toe-alan-pardew/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Holy shit, that is awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 He's obsessed with cuddles like. He reminds me of that bloke on The Undateables that's always going on about cuddles and holding hands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Pass the sick bucket: http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/02/carver-looks-forward-going-toe-toe-alan-pardew/ Grovelling like a gopher unsurprisingly. Toe to toe? tongue to rim more like it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Good game Mista Pardew http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/47358/elf-hugs-o.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 that "one big cuddle" bit man....I'm vomiting in stanzas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Pass the sick bucket: http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/02/carver-looks-forward-going-toe-toe-alan-pardew/ Hmmm, Alan gave him his chance to come back? Really? Wasn't like that when he was making loads of noise after Hughton got the sack. Then was mytersiously offered a role at nufc. Hmm John. Hmmm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I'd definitely take a draw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 More nervous about this than the derby. In fact, I think this is the first NUFC match I've genuinely cared about for years. Way too hyped for this one. Will make the inevitable unbearable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I have absolutely no expectation of anything but a heavy defeat tbh, so I'm not too hyped up at all. Also IIRC the away fans are miles away from the dugout at Selhurst so it's not as if I can even shout abuse at the dopey cunt for 90 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Run on the pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Or hijack the PA system Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I can't even be bothered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Laser pointer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Please don't lose to that charlatan! Couldn't stand to watch his smug dish on MOTD and his smarmy soundbites....aaaarrrrgghhh!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Laser pointer. Let's see Pardew manage his team whilst suffering from crotch dot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I have zero expectation or hope, but if we win I will go fucking wild. If Cabella plays, Pardew will cry and be unable to stop himself from pressing the 'Self-Destruct; too much fret' button for Palace. I hope we wipe the floor with his horrible cuntface, but I just cant see it. We're so poor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I have absolutely no expectation of anything but a heavy defeat tbh, so I'm not too hyped up at all. Also IIRC the away fans are miles away from the dugout at Selhurst so it's not as if I can even shout abuse at the dopey cunt for 90 minutes. Sneak in a Jimmy Hart megaphone or something. Just lay into the fucking cunt for two hours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 We could use the drone again http://i.cubeupload.com/BZhLgE.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Going to be a rancid love-in between our hateful staff and shitehawk players whilst the fans will be spitting blood owa in the corner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Just really worried about Cabella being dropped for this one after Carver chooses to 'discipline' him for his small show of petulance about being substituted. I find it ironic how threatening your own fans for a fight is called "passion" and Colback almost getting himself sent off on numerous occasions is called "competitive" and "a great signing for this football club, on a free transfah!" while our most creative player hauled off for a numpty is called "unprofessional." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Carver is basically saying we're likely to get beaten by Palace because Pardew and his staff know our team inside and out. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-boss-quips-hes-8608021?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Nice attitude John. How about changing the tactics, training and personnel to do something he's not expecting you toilet!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 IP, we are almost directly opposite Pardew. We can be well heard so long as the majority join in. I fear there will be too many passive people. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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