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Guest firetotheworks

WOAT IMO.

 

A fair few of the following could leave and it's a relief to think about.

 

Steven Taylor

Jack Colback

Fabricio Coloccini

Mike Williamson

Florian Thauvin

Remy Cabella

Georgio Wijnaldum

Yoan Gouffran

Daryl Janmaat

Moussa Sissoko

Siem De Jong

Jonjo Shelvey

Cheick Tiote

Sammy Ameobi

 

Graham Carr

Lee Charnley

Mike Ashley

 

 

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WOAT IMO.

 

A fair few of the following could leave and it's a relief to think about.

 

Steven Taylor

Jack Colback

Fabricio Coloccini

Mike Williamson

Florian Thauvin

Remy Cabella

Georgio Wijnaldum

Yoan Gouffran

Daryl Janmaat

Moussa Sissoko

Siem De Jong

Jonjo Shelvey

Cheick Tiote

Sammy Ameobi

 

 

 

think colback and shelvey will stay, and think they'll both be useful in the championship

 

The rest though, see ya.

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Steven Taylor - Out of contract, sack the cunt off

 

Jack Colback - Can absolutely see him staying

 

Fabricio Coloccini - Can see this cunt staying too

 

Mike Williamson - eh!?!

 

Florian Thauvin - Knock down price return to France

 

Remy Cabella - Already gone?

 

Georgio Wijnaldum - Coward. Get rid.

 

Yoan Gouffran - He'll stay and be shite in the Championship, too.

 

Daryl Janmaat - Will leave, probably to a decent club

 

Moussa Sissoko - Pray he gets his big money move to PSG, he deserves it

 

Siem De Jong - Feel for this guy in a way, incredibly intelligent player but can't see him staying on

 

Jonjo Shelvey - If he can be arsed to care he could be a big player in the Championship

 

Cheick Tiote - Off to Russia/China

 

Sammy Ameobi - :lol:

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Steven Taylor - Out of contract, sack the cunt off

 

Jack Colback - Can absolutely see him staying

 

Fabricio Coloccini - Can see this cunt staying too

 

Mike Williamson - eh!?!

 

Florian Thauvin - Knock down price return to France

 

Remy Cabella - Already gone?

 

Georgio Wijnaldum - Coward. Get rid.

 

Yoan Gouffran - He'll stay and be shite in the Championship, too.

 

Daryl Janmaat - Will leave, probably to a decent club

 

Moussa Sissoko - Pray he gets his big money move to PSG, he deserves it

 

Siem De Jong - Feel for this guy in a way, incredibly intelligent player but can't see him staying on

 

Jonjo Shelvey - If he can be arsed to care he could be a big player in the Championship

 

Cheick Tiote - Off to Russia/China

 

Sammy Ameobi - :lol:

 

Really? Improved as captain but for the rest of the time has been bang average.  No chance they will want him.

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Note to self: Try to make my forum-based sarcasm more obvious.

 

I think you need to check your internet security !!.................................... I've just read your Note to self:

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Steven Taylor - Will be here forever, somehow.

 

Jack Colback - Will be fucking captain

 

Fabricio Coloccini - Maybe? I feel like he's gonna start 20+ games next year.

 

Mike Williamson  - :lol: He's still here?

 

Florian Thauvin - :lol: See above

 

Remy Cabella - :lol: Again.

 

Georgio Wijnaldum - I'd be shocked if he even stuck around for the Spurs game.

 

Yoan Gouffran - Will probably be a key player, ffs.

 

Daryl Janmaat - :lol: He's absolutely a memory

 

Moussa Sissoko - I'll miss him running towards the corner flag with three people on him, while two team mates stand unmarked.

 

Siem De Jong - Think he's going to be a key player, tbh.

 

Jonjo Shelvey - The teams that would take him aren't more attractive than us, assuming we pop back up.

 

Cheick Tiote - He's already practicing his Italian.

 

Sammy Ameobi - I remember Sammy as a decent, but frustrating kid with what felt like room to grow. I'd give him a chance.

 

 

Graham Carr

Lee Charnley

Mike Ashley

 

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Reading up on the Football League Financial Fair Play rules we will need to sell sell sell, but on accountancy purposes they would need to be sold in whatever classifies as next season, so may not shift them all or replace them quickly.

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I would like De Jong to stay. Use him right and continuously and you have a good player. Probably captain material in what could be a young squad.

 

 

 

I've hated the comparison since we signed him, but he could be our Nolan next season. :lol:

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WOAT IMO.

 

A fair few of the following could leave and it's a relief to think about.

Steven Taylor

Jack Colback

Fabricio Coloccini

Mike Williamson

Florian Thauvin

Remy Cabella

Georgio Wijnaldum

Yoan Gouffran

Daryl Janmaat

Moussa Sissoko

Siem De Jong

Jonjo Shelvey

Cheick Tiote

Sammy Ameobi

 

Think Shelvey and DeJong could possibly do a Noble/Barton at what I suspect will be their level.

 

Remember those 2 games when Wijnaldum was decent? I only remember the rest when he was a lazy sh*t phoning it in. Tatty bye Gini, you were less than useless when it came down to the scrap.

 

Also i think this 'Cabella' bloke has already gone (10 match clause iirc). Hopefully Florian Haircut has the same clause.

 

Graham Carr

Lee Charnley

Mike Ashley

 

 

 

:yao: It's relegation man, not, erm, miracle day.

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I would imagine that our's in 08-09 or QPR's was more expensive than this tbh.

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WOAT IMO.

 

A fair few of the following could leave and it's a relief to think about.

 

Steven Taylor

Jack Colback

Fabricio Coloccini

Mike Williamson

Florian Thauvin

Remy Cabella

Georgio Wijnaldum

Yoan Gouffran

Daryl Janmaat

Moussa Sissoko

Siem De Jong

Jonjo Shelvey

Cheick Tiote

Sammy Ameobi

 

Graham Carr

Lee Charnley

Mike Ashley

 

 

 

Ashley :lol:

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Steven Taylor - Out of contract, sack the c*** off

 

Jack Colback - Can absolutely see him staying

 

Fabricio Coloccini - Can see this c*** staying too

 

Mike Williamson - eh!?!

 

Florian Thauvin - Knock down price return to France

 

Remy Cabella - Already gone?

 

Georgio Wijnaldum - Coward. Get rid.

 

Yoan Gouffran - He'll stay and be s**** in the Championship, too.

 

Daryl Janmaat - Will leave, probably to a decent club

 

Moussa Sissoko - Pray he gets his big money move to PSG, he deserves it

 

Siem De Jong - Feel for this guy in a way, incredibly intelligent player but can't see him staying on

 

Jonjo Shelvey - If he can be arsed to care he could be a big player in the Championship

 

Cheick Tiote - Off to Russia/China

 

Sammy Ameobi - :lol:

 

What a joke.

 

We deserve it, to hopefully get a good price, other than that he's a inconsistent self publicist tw*t.

 

Can go die with McClaren, Colo, and all the other merc c*nts

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There's absolutely no way we'll get anything for Colback. No f***er us daft enough to want him.

I could imagine a Burnley, Bournemouth etc snapping for him mind. Prob 3 million.

 

There'll be no interest, he'll be here next season clinging onto the shirt sleeves of championship midfielders.

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I would imagine that our's in 08-09 or QPR's was more expensive than this tbh.

 

Relatively speaking possibly, but Coloccini, Mbemba, Janmaat, Shelvey, Townsend, Thauvin, De Jong, Mitrovic, Wijnaldum...£90m there alone.

 

A few sums say that the 08-09 first 11 was way more than this years shower, but squad(!) wise this years tops it by a fair margin. Not sure on QPRs  from that year, but i didn't think (could be wrong) they had a lot of players costing 10 million plus in fees. Plenty on wages and stupid amounts for past it ones though.

 

 

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I would imagine that our's in 08-09 or QPR's was more expensive than this tbh.

 

Relatively speaking possibly, but Coloccini, Mbemba, Janmaat, Shelvey, Townsend, Thauvin, De Jong, Mitrovic, Wijnaldum...£90m there alone.

 

I think the last one was about the same. Owen, Luque, Martins, Enrique, Viduka, Duff, Beye, Smith, Barton, Nolan, Coloccini. That was a lot more money at the time like, but yeah you're probably right in terms of the amount.

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I want the biggest fucking clearout possible. Sick to death of this team, only a handful of players in the entire squad aren't absolute cowards. Problem for our incompetent board is that I really don't see much value in the squad at all, Townsend is probably worth almost what we paid for him, but the rest of them? There's no way they'll be able to sell to cover the costs of relegation. Better put both hands in your pockets Mr Ashley, this is going to cost you, you fat mess.

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