Ritchie Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 He'll be decent in the Championship next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 He'll be decent in the Championship next season. He really won’t. He is that fucking shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Bone idle cunt with the heart of a pea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Down there as our worst striker with Xisco and Bridges. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Down there as our worst striker with Xisco and Bridges. Michael Bridges was fucking light years ahead of this plum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Wins everything in the air, just never finds a team mate or looks remotely like scoring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 He's chronically bad like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Still can't call him our worst striker ever as that title is for Riviere but with a bit more game time he will get there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 It wouldn’t be as bad (I mean he’d still be terrible) if he wasn’t painfully slow with it. Makes us even easier to defend against. Bone idle cunt with the heart of a pea. Ah yes, the old he’s shite so he mustn’t try/care. Always a favourite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Day Gadgie Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 My favourite Joselu moment today was when Shelvey played him through on his left foot, he feighned to shoot and tried to turn back onto his right foot but lost his balance and went down like he’d been snipered. I’m not usually one for bashing players that are clearly not good enough, but fuck me, that was laughable! Just absolutely awful! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 It wouldn’t be as bad (I mean he’d still be terrible) if he wasn’t painfully slow with it. Makes us even easier to defend against. Bone idle cunt with the heart of a pea. Ah yes, the old he’s shite so he mustn’t try/care. Always a favourite. if you watch him he jogs round the pitch like he’s on his jolly’s . Robbing a living. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Turns out £5m does't get you a Premier League quality striker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 what do you expect when you're signing stoke city's 3rd choice striker who is rated at £5m. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 And he still gets time on the pitch. It’s a joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 And he still gets time on the pitch. It’s a joke. we have no one else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 He could at least break a sweat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinoasprilla Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 According to Twitter just sold his house. Maybe he is being sold Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 And he still gets time on the pitch. It’s a joke. we have no one else. We let better strikers go in the summer. Having him as back up is criminal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 As much as I love Rafa, he really needs to stop giving this waster time on the pitch. Don't care if it's Aoyze or a kid like Sørensen up front, anything would be better than Joselu Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Play Ayoze or Elias over this guy. He’s honestly so low in confidence it’s killing everybody. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 What's funny is this guy's played for Real Madrid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Holds Real Madrids record goals per game ratio iirc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FustinoSolano Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 My favourite Joselu moment today was when Shelvey played him through on his left foot, he feighned to shoot and tried to turn back onto his right foot but lost his balance and went down like he’d been snipered. I’m not usually one for bashing players that are clearly not good enough, but fuck me, that was laughable! Just absolutely awful! Aye that's one of the very worst passages of play I've ever witnessed from a striker, awful first touch, no pace, out muscled, pathetic turn and even worse dive to try and con a pen... I actually laughed when I saw that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 "The Joselu The" would be a good chant for him, in German. I actually like the lad, in a way one likes something flailing and hapless. He's clearly not cut out for the Premier League. Needs to play in a second division in a slower, less physical league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 "The Joselu The" would be a good chant for him, in German. I actually like the lad, in a way one likes something flailing and hapless. He's clearly not cut out for the Premier League. Needs to play in a second division in a slower, less physical league. Yep, he needs to go play in Holland, in the lower amateur leagues. Or in the Scottish prem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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