Guest chopey Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Hope he does get sacked tbh. Then we can go back to not having to worry about that nagging hope. Yip Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 From a blog I've just read. Ah Newcastle United; what act has the tragicomic pantomime reached in this international break? Well, on the pitch events continue to demonstrate that Benitez is the Noel Gallagher of football management; washed-up, hopeless, irrelevant and turning into an embarrassment. Indeed, his refusal to allow the likes of Freddy Woodman to go out on loan is more akin to something from Josef Ftizl’s parenting manual. A grand total of 1 point, courtesy of an unconvincing non-display at Selhurst Park where Palace spurned half a dozen gilt-edged chances, was harvested from the latest set of fixtures which included timid and predictable home losses to Arsenal and Leicester, where the ponderous sicknote Rondon (aka Slimani II) was hors de combat with some mysterious ailment that really ought to have precluded his signing in the first place, not to mention the five goal tragedy at Old Trafford. Sels, Lazaar, Games, Manquillo, Slimani and now Rondon; with that kind of record in the transfer market you can understand why Ashley keeps his friends close and his wallet closer. Having widely been predicted as being an unwatchable mess, Mourinho’s Evening of Rehabilitation turned into the game of the season so far, while Liverpool versus Man City stunk the place out. Newcastle enjoyed 70 minutes of untroubled dominance, but a 2-0 lead turned into a desperate late loss as Mourinho kept his job, which is almost as farcical a state of affairs as Benitez keeping his. At any normal club, things really ought to be hotting up for Benitez, as the newly slimline and frankly rather handsome Mike Ashley has been attending games of late to see El Rey de la Mierda de Toro’s tactical masterclass at first hand. Without question, Ashley has been a devastatingly malign influence on Newcastle United, but the dinosaur tactics, miserable demeanour, rank incompetence in the transfer market and utter inability to accept any responsibility for the dire situation the team is in must all count against Benitez. The owner saw the abject failure in front of goal against Palace and Leicester; no goals scored, and, in the case of the latter game, a defeat assured the moment the team sheet was submitted. Don’t forget the storm of booing that greeted Benitez’s decision to withdraw Matt Ritchie at that game and the vastly increased numbers of fans who are starting to question the way the manager is going about his job. Many more are starting to see the validity in the “If Rafa stays I go” anti bullshit standpoint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 If people are depressed now wait and see who Ashley will line up to replace him. Steve Bruce is odds on favourite followed by a return for Sam Allardyce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 From a blog I've just read. Ah Newcastle United; what act has the tragicomic pantomime reached in this international break? Well, on the pitch events continue to demonstrate that Benitez is the Noel Gallagher of football management; washed-up, hopeless, irrelevant and turning into an embarrassment. Indeed, his refusal to allow the likes of Freddy Woodman to go out on loan is more akin to something from Josef Ftizl’s parenting manual. A grand total of 1 point, courtesy of an unconvincing non-display at Selhurst Park where Palace spurned half a dozen gilt-edged chances, was harvested from the latest set of fixtures which included timid and predictable home losses to Arsenal and Leicester, where the ponderous sicknote Rondon (aka Slimani II) was hors de combat with some mysterious ailment that really ought to have precluded his signing in the first place, not to mention the five goal tragedy at Old Trafford. Sels, Lazaar, Games, Manquillo, Slimani and now Rondon; with that kind of record in the transfer market you can understand why Ashley keeps his friends close and his wallet closer. Having widely been predicted as being an unwatchable mess, Mourinho’s Evening of Rehabilitation turned into the game of the season so far, while Liverpool versus Man City stunk the place out. Newcastle enjoyed 70 minutes of untroubled dominance, but a 2-0 lead turned into a desperate late loss as Mourinho kept his job, which is almost as farcical a state of affairs as Benitez keeping his. At any normal club, things really ought to be hotting up for Benitez, as the newly slimline and frankly rather handsome Mike Ashley has been attending games of late to see El Rey de la Mierda de Toro’s tactical masterclass at first hand. Without question, Ashley has been a devastatingly malign influence on Newcastle United, but the dinosaur tactics, miserable demeanour, rank incompetence in the transfer market and utter inability to accept any responsibility for the dire situation the team is in must all count against Benitez. The owner saw the abject failure in front of goal against Palace and Leicester; no goals scored, and, in the case of the latter game, a defeat assured the moment the team sheet was submitted. Don’t forget the storm of booing that greeted Benitez’s decision to withdraw Matt Ritchie at that game and the vastly increased numbers of fans who are starting to question the way the manager is going about his job. Many more are starting to see the validity in the “If Rafa stays I go” anti bullshit standpoint. Wow! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 The syntactical gymnastics (think I just made-up a phrase/concept!) in that article with everything themed toward a transparent anti-Benefiz agenda makes it laugahable. Yet I am guessing you are including it to validate your own anti-Benetiz agenda? Sorry, not just yours. Yours and the ‘vastly increased number of fans,’ (FFS ). Unless, of course, you wrote it and are so proud that you feel the need to share more widely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 The syntactical gymnastics (think I just made-up a phrase/concept!) in that article with everything themed toward a transparent anti-Benefiz agenda makes it laugahable. Yet I am guessing you are including it to validate your own anti-Benetiz agenda? Sorry, not just yours. Yours and the ‘vastly increased number of fans,’ (FFS ). Unless, of course, you wrote it and are so proud that you feel the need to share more widely. Not mine unfortunately. Thought it a good read though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Biggest shower horseshit I’ve ever forced myself to read. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 So Bishop's next move is to get the fans to turn on Rafa, probably sack him before Christmas spend January looking for a new manager and then relegation and Mike adds another £30 million to his bill.....................Rinse and Repeat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Biggest shower horseshit I’ve ever forced myself to read. Not much in there that isn't close to hitting the nail on the head. What would you suggest was 'horseshit'? 10 games / no wins. Is it unreasonable to question Rafa? Pardew etc got fucking pelters for such runs. And the boo's at yesterdays substitution? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Biggest shower horseshit I’ve ever forced myself to read. Not much in there that isn't close to hitting the nail on the head. What would you suggest was 'horseshit'? 10 games / no wins. Is it unreasonable to question Rafa? Pardew etc got fucking pelters for such runs. And the boo's at yesterdays substitution? Rafa having any responsibility for the players in the squad is utter fucking horseshit. The owners regime and lack of funding is 100% the reason for the squad we have , and therefore hold full responsibility for the fact the manager cant pick a competitive team, and the 'dire situation the team is in.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Biggest shower horseshit I’ve ever forced myself to read. Not much in there that isn't close to hitting the nail on the head. What would you suggest was 'horseshit'? 10 games / no wins. Is it unreasonable to question Rafa? Pardew etc got fucking pelters for such runs. And the boo's at yesterdays substitution? The same bloke that got us 10th last season, has had a poor start with a worse squad that has been forced to rent players off championship clubs but £27 million in the bank ? were you really expecting us to challenge the top 4 this season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 How many more games does Rafa get? Who's gonna replace him and do better? Better than bottom with 2 points? Is that what you mean? Yeah. So answer the question. Who? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Crumpy Gunt[/member] Who would you have instead of Rafa? You wanted rid of him when we were winning the championship and finishing 10th. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 He's a WUM don't even entertain him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 From a blog I've just read. Ah Newcastle United; what act has the tragicomic pantomime reached in this international break? Well, on the pitch events continue to demonstrate that Benitez is the Noel Gallagher of football management; washed-up, hopeless, irrelevant and turning into an embarrassment. Indeed, his refusal to allow the likes of Freddy Woodman to go out on loan is more akin to something from Josef Ftizl’s parenting manual. A grand total of 1 point, courtesy of an unconvincing non-display at Selhurst Park where Palace spurned half a dozen gilt-edged chances, was harvested from the latest set of fixtures which included timid and predictable home losses to Arsenal and Leicester, where the ponderous sicknote Rondon (aka Slimani II) was hors de combat with some mysterious ailment that really ought to have precluded his signing in the first place, not to mention the five goal tragedy at Old Trafford. Sels, Lazaar, Games, Manquillo, Slimani and now Rondon; with that kind of record in the transfer market you can understand why Ashley keeps his friends close and his wallet closer. Having widely been predicted as being an unwatchable mess, Mourinho’s Evening of Rehabilitation turned into the game of the season so far, while Liverpool versus Man City stunk the place out. Newcastle enjoyed 70 minutes of untroubled dominance, but a 2-0 lead turned into a desperate late loss as Mourinho kept his job, which is almost as farcical a state of affairs as Benitez keeping his. At any normal club, things really ought to be hotting up for Benitez, as the newly slimline and frankly rather handsome Mike Ashley has been attending games of late to see El Rey de la Mierda de Toro’s tactical masterclass at first hand. Without question, Ashley has been a devastatingly malign influence on Newcastle United, but the dinosaur tactics, miserable demeanour, rank incompetence in the transfer market and utter inability to accept any responsibility for the dire situation the team is in must all count against Benitez. The owner saw the abject failure in front of goal against Palace and Leicester; no goals scored, and, in the case of the latter game, a defeat assured the moment the team sheet was submitted. Don’t forget the storm of booing that greeted Benitez’s decision to withdraw Matt Ritchie at that game and the vastly increased numbers of fans who are starting to question the way the manager is going about his job. Many more are starting to see the validity in the “If Rafa stays I go” anti bullshit standpoint. Who wrote that pile of crap? Benítez, El Rey de la mierda de toro. Seriously? The only bullshit around is in that ‘blog’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Biggest shower horseshit I’ve ever forced myself to read. Not much in there that isn't close to hitting the nail on the head. What would you suggest was 'horseshit'? 10 games / no wins. Is it unreasonable to question Rafa? Pardew etc got fucking pelters for such runs. And the boo's at yesterdays substitution? Rafa having any responsibility for the players in the squad is utter fucking horseshit. The owners regime and lack of funding is 100% the reason for the squad we have , and therefore hold full responsibility for the fact the manager cant pick a competitive team, and the 'dire situation the team is in.' This guy the jokes are shit as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Absolutely. I just think it highlights it all the more when you ask him who he'd have ahead of Rafa and he suddenly shits himself and goes quiet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 From a blog I've just read. Ah Newcastle United; what act has the tragicomic pantomime reached in this international break? Well, on the pitch events continue to demonstrate that Benitez is the Noel Gallagher of football management; washed-up, hopeless, irrelevant and turning into an embarrassment. Indeed, his refusal to allow the likes of Freddy Woodman to go out on loan is more akin to something from Josef Ftizl’s parenting manual. A grand total of 1 point, courtesy of an unconvincing non-display at Selhurst Park where Palace spurned half a dozen gilt-edged chances, was harvested from the latest set of fixtures which included timid and predictable home losses to Arsenal and Leicester, where the ponderous sicknote Rondon (aka Slimani II) was hors de combat with some mysterious ailment that really ought to have precluded his signing in the first place, not to mention the five goal tragedy at Old Trafford. Sels, Lazaar, Games, Manquillo, Slimani and now Rondon; with that kind of record in the transfer market you can understand why Ashley keeps his friends close and his wallet closer. Having widely been predicted as being an unwatchable mess, Mourinho’s Evening of Rehabilitation turned into the game of the season so far, while Liverpool versus Man City stunk the place out. Newcastle enjoyed 70 minutes of untroubled dominance, but a 2-0 lead turned into a desperate late loss as Mourinho kept his job, which is almost as farcical a state of affairs as Benitez keeping his. At any normal club, things really ought to be hotting up for Benitez, as the newly slimline and frankly rather handsome Mike Ashley has been attending games of late to see El Rey de la Mierda de Toro’s tactical masterclass at first hand. Without question, Ashley has been a devastatingly malign influence on Newcastle United, but the dinosaur tactics, miserable demeanour, rank incompetence in the transfer market and utter inability to accept any responsibility for the dire situation the team is in must all count against Benitez. The owner saw the abject failure in front of goal against Palace and Leicester; no goals scored, and, in the case of the latter game, a defeat assured the moment the team sheet was submitted. Don’t forget the storm of booing that greeted Benitez’s decision to withdraw Matt Ritchie at that game and the vastly increased numbers of fans who are starting to question the way the manager is going about his job. Many more are starting to see the validity in the “If Rafa stays I go” anti bullshit standpoint. Bet you spunked all over your cornflakes reading that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Crumpy Gunt[/member] Who would you have instead of Rafa? You wanted rid of him when we were winning the championship and finishing 10th. A question the old windbag has repeatedly failed to answer for the past 2 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 From a blog I've just read. Ah Newcastle United; what act has the tragicomic pantomime reached in this international break? Well, on the pitch events continue to demonstrate that Benitez is the Noel Gallagher of football management; washed-up, hopeless, irrelevant and turning into an embarrassment. Indeed, his refusal to allow the likes of Freddy Woodman to go out on loan is more akin to something from Josef Ftizl’s parenting manual. A grand total of 1 point, courtesy of an unconvincing non-display at Selhurst Park where Palace spurned half a dozen gilt-edged chances, was harvested from the latest set of fixtures which included timid and predictable home losses to Arsenal and Leicester, where the ponderous sicknote Rondon (aka Slimani II) was hors de combat with some mysterious ailment that really ought to have precluded his signing in the first place, not to mention the five goal tragedy at Old Trafford. Sels, Lazaar, Games, Manquillo, Slimani and now Rondon; with that kind of record in the transfer market you can understand why Ashley keeps his friends close and his wallet closer. Having widely been predicted as being an unwatchable mess, Mourinho’s Evening of Rehabilitation turned into the game of the season so far, while Liverpool versus Man City stunk the place out. Newcastle enjoyed 70 minutes of untroubled dominance, but a 2-0 lead turned into a desperate late loss as Mourinho kept his job, which is almost as farcical a state of affairs as Benitez keeping his. At any normal club, things really ought to be hotting up for Benitez, as the newly slimline and frankly rather handsome Mike Ashley has been attending games of late to see El Rey de la Mierda de Toro’s tactical masterclass at first hand. Without question, Ashley has been a devastatingly malign influence on Newcastle United, but the dinosaur tactics, miserable demeanour, rank incompetence in the transfer market and utter inability to accept any responsibility for the dire situation the team is in must all count against Benitez. The owner saw the abject failure in front of goal against Palace and Leicester; no goals scored, and, in the case of the latter game, a defeat assured the moment the team sheet was submitted. Don’t forget the storm of booing that greeted Benitez’s decision to withdraw Matt Ritchie at that game and the vastly increased numbers of fans who are starting to question the way the manager is going about his job. Many more are starting to see the validity in the “If Rafa stays I go” anti bullshit standpoint. Bet you spunked all over your cornflakes reading that. Ha ha. Not quite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 The syntactical gymnastics (think I just made-up a phrase/concept!) in that article with everything themed toward a transparent anti-Benefiz agenda makes it laugahable. Yet I am guessing you are including it to validate your own anti-Benetiz agenda? Sorry, not just yours. Yours and the ‘vastly increased number of fans,’ (FFS ). Unless, of course, you wrote it and are so proud that you feel the need to share more widely. Not mine unfortunately. Thought it a good read though. The ramblings of a madman with an axe to grind. He's absolutely full of shit, and bitter that he's a compete irrelevance among the NUFC fanbase nowadays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Loads of gammons on facebook having a go at Rafa. Yet we couldn't buy any anti-Pardew sentiment from these people when it mattered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Works both ways though. Pardew would've got slated for no win in 9 games, yet people keep ringing Rafa's name out at SJP.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Works both ways though. Pardew would've got slated for no win in 9 games, yet people keep ringing Rafa's name out at SJP.. Without context yeah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Works both ways though. Pardew would've got slated for no win in 9 games, yet people keep ringing Rafa's name out at SJP.. Compare squads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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