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Guest Howaythetoon

She is probably a right little c*** and slut to boot.

Someone please get their dad off of the computer.

 

iPad young man, us old cunts aren’t that old!

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Guest Howaythetoon

HTT: Plz don't use the word retard or sp*****. This is 2018.

 

HTT: Misogyny for all!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm pulling your leg, relax :)

 

The term never used to phase me, used it a few times, but now know how offensive it is and find it likewise. I’m a snowflake though..

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HTT: Plz don't use the word retard or sp*****. This is 2018.

 

HTT: Misogyny for all!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm pulling your leg, relax :)

 

The term never used to phase me, used it a few times, but now know how offensive it is and find it likewise. I’m a snowflake though..

 

No worries at all :) It's good to uphold some decorum in this place from time to time.

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Guest Howaythetoon

You never know, she might become our owner eventually and release the purse strings.  :frantic:

 

Sexist bastard, just because she is a women you assume she has a purse?!

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Domestic Cup Record Under Ashley Tenure

 

07/08

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

08/09

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

09/10

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

10/11

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

11/12

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 3

 

12/13

League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 0

 

13/14

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

14/15

League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 3

 

15/16

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

16/17

League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 4

 

17/18

League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

Summary

Overall - 21 progressions in 11 seasons (22 competitions)

Average - 1.9 progressions per season

High - 4 progressions (16/17)

Low - 0 progressions (12/13)

 

Also Notable

- 0 progressions in the FA Cup 7 times in 11 seasons, 1 progression in the other 4

- The 2 runs to the League Cup Quarter Finals (14/15 & 16/17) account for 6 of our overall 21 progressions over 11 seasons (29%)

 

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Domestic Cup Record Under Ashley Tenure

 

07/08

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

08/09

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

09/10

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

10/11

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

11/12

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 3

 

12/13

League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 0

 

13/14

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

14/15

League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 3

 

15/16

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

16/17

League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 4

 

17/18

League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

Summary

Overall - 21 progressions in 11 seasons (22 competitions)

Average - 1.9 progressions per season

High - 4 progressions (16/17)

Low - 0 progressions (12/13)

 

Also Notable

- 0 progressions in the FA Cup 7 times in 11 seasons, 1 progression in the other 4

- The 2 runs to the League Cup Quarter Finals (14/15 & 16/17) account for 6 of our overall 21 progressions over 11 seasons (29%)

FYP

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Domestic Cup Record Under Ashley Tenure

 

07/08

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

08/09

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

09/10

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

10/11

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

11/12

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 3

 

12/13

League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 0

 

13/14

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

14/15

League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 3

 

15/16

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

16/17

League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 4

 

17/18

League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

Summary

Overall - 21 progressions in 11 seasons (22 competitions)

Average - 1.9 progressions per season

High - 4 progressions (16/17)

Low - 0 progressions (12/13)

 

Also Notable

- 0 progressions in the FA Cup 7 times in 11 seasons, 1 progression in the other 4

- The 2 runs to the League Cup Quarter Finals (14/15 & 16/17) account for 6 of our overall 21 progressions over 11 seasons (29%)

FYP

Cheers, edited. Half asleep, sorry.
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Domestic Cup Record Under Ashley Tenure

 

07/08

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

08/09

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

09/10

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

10/11

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

11/12

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 3

 

12/13

League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 0

 

13/14

League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 2

 

14/15

League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 3

 

15/16

League Cup - Progressed 1 Round

FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

16/17

League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 4

 

17/18

League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds

FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round

Total Round Progressions - 1

 

Summary

Overall - 21 progressions in 11 seasons (22 competitions)

Average - 1.9 progressions per season

High - 4 progressions (16/17)

Low - 0 progressions (12/13)

 

Also Notable

- 0 progressions in the FA Cup 7 times in 11 seasons, 1 progression in the other 4

- The 2 runs to the League Cup Quarter Finals (14/15 & 16/17) account for 6 of our overall 21 progressions over 11 seasons (29%)

FYP

Cheers, edited. Half asleep, sorry.

 

That's an absolutely disgraceful stat....we should be charged with bringing the game into disrepute for simply not even trying

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Pretty sure he said the players would share a £10m bonus if they won the FA Cup so he's saved himself some money today.

 

He probably also promised to pay the money to anyone who can jump over SJP in a single bound. It's almost as likely to happen.

 

Was it not £20million?

 

EDIT - Aye, it was;

 

https://www.themag.co.uk/2017/12/mike-ashley-says-fa-cup-priority-promises-20m-bonus-lift-trophy-newcastle-united/

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I have no clue as to what we do from here. The future is as bleak as it's ever looked.

How do you get rid of a bloke like this. He's untouchable. :undecided:

 

I know a taxi driver who might just sort things out for us.  :lol:

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Guest firetotheworks

Is there no one with a terminal disease or nothing left to lose who could do the honourable thing and knife the fucking cunt to death?

It sometimes worries me a bit how much I ask myself this question and mean it.
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Is there no one with a terminal disease or nothing left to lose who could do the honourable thing and knife the fucking cunt to death?

It sometimes worries me a bit how much I ask myself this question and mean it.

 

It's getting serious when you stsrt to wish for one!

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