Fabian Schär

[pinkeye]

Hope it doesn't alter his dreamboat appearance!   🤣😍

[80]

Will begin his slow metamorphosis into Steve Bruce.

[PauloGeordio]

1 hour ago, 80 said:

Will begin his slow metamorphosis into Steve Bruce.

He could go tens rounds with Mike Tyson only to be then stampeded by the run of the bulls and even then he would still look a dish compared to that behemoth carbuncle canker sore of a man! 

[tombrownnufc3]

He already had a bent nose before didn't he ?

[Coffee_Johnny]

28 minutes ago, tombrownnufc3 said:

He already had a bent nose before didn't he ?

Added manly character. It’s a curse being too pretty (..not speaking from  experience). 

[PauloGeordio]

 

[80]

Interesting, was he asked directly about this in the conference?

[Dr.Spaceman]

What the fuck is he having to answer those questions for 

[Guest]

A better question would be

 

'why do you think us cunts the media want Newcastle united to fail?'

[BonesJones]

 

[TheBrownBottle]

13 hours ago, PauloGeordio said:

 

Yee fukkin tell em son

[Lordshola]

He probably should have been sent off like… a few fouls after being booked…

[Coffee_Johnny]

Pleased he wasn’t and glad he score his pelanty. 

 

 

Edited July 7, 2024 by Coffee_Johnny

[Guest]

So pleased he put his pen past that cunt Pickford after the prick was trying to take the piss with them daft faces. 

Surely no toon fan would want him to miss in those circumstances 

[cosmic]

9 hours ago, BonesJones said:

 

To be carded, you first need to be selected and to play in the major tournaments

[James]

He was the MotM last night in my opinion

[Magpie]

Rest up Fabian!!!!

[mush]

He was basically playing RWB in the second half last night and was pretty good.

 

Is there anything he can't do?

[Holloway]

6 hours ago, Pancrate1892 said:

So pleased he put his pen past that cunt Pickford after the prick was trying to take the piss with them daft faces. 

Surely no toon fan would want him to miss in those circumstances 

Is this serious 

Wanting England to progress ( despite the stink) erm aye, I wanted him to miss his peller 🥴

[Ghandis Flip-Flop]

1 minute ago, Holloway said:

Is this serious 

Wanting England to progress ( despite the stink) erm aye, I wanted him to miss his peller 🥴

Nope club before country for me every time. Don’t get me wrong I wanted England to win the shootout, but not at the expense of Wor Fabian being the person responsible for the loss. Have to think how that would’ve affected him next season man.

[Holloway]

Well in hindsight maybe but not at the time,like 

I'm sure he has the mental fortitude to put that behind him

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Holloway said:

Is this serious 

Wanting England to progress ( despite the stink) erm aye, I wanted him to miss his peller 🥴

Deadly serious, you have to realise some of us are uncomfortable with following cockney united especially as the cockney media absolute hate us. I hope England get kicked out to be honest. NUFC is the only team 

 

And schar over pigford anyday of the week 

[Holloway]

Just now, Pancrate1892 said:

Deadly serious, you have to realise some of us are uncomfortable with following cockney united especially as the cockney media absolute hate us. I hope England get kicked out to be honest. NUFC is the only team 

 

And schar over pigford anyday of the week 

Fair enough, if you want Engerlahnd aaaht. But anyone wanting them to progress, choosing a Fab pen success at their expense seems a bit weird,like 

[Guest]

15 minutes ago, Holloway said:

Fair enough, if you want Engerlahnd aaaht. But anyone wanting them to progress, choosing a Fab pen success at their expense seems a bit weird,like 

I don't, so the logic is good 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Ghandis Flip-Flop said:

Nope club before country for me every time. Don’t get me wrong I wanted England to win the shootout, but not at the expense of Wor Fabian being the person responsible for the loss. Have to think how that would’ve affected him next season man.

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