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Guest The Little Waster

A shotgun and a large bottle of whisky , then you could re enact the final scenes of Get Carter by chasing Mike Ashley along Tynemouth Longsands

 

“ Did you all have a good larf ey ?

  Did you pars the bottle raand

  When Rafa left the claab ?

    GOODBYE MIKE !!!!! “

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As it stands me and my bro are gonna cancel ours and just use the cash to go on the lash on matchdays instead. Always have a cracking day before going in the stadium anyway.

 

P.s. nwoat, bring back Dave

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Someone needs to get a hashtag / social media campaign like this going, something like:

 

#RatherSpendMySeasonTicket$On ... (Kylie Jenner's snaps printed on my ceiling)

 

And tag the heck out of NUFC, SportsDirect, etc.

 

 

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Guest chopey

I've just found out there's a football team in Egypt called Pyramids FC, so I think I'll spend next years season ticket money on one of their shirts which looks like the Argentinian national shirt with a Sphinx as the club badge.

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