Nicky Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Personally enjoyed the one's at Watford; "Are you shagging Elton John?" And Watfords reply 5 mins later of; "Are you shagging Ant and Dec?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko1892 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Personally enjoyed the one's at Watford; "Are you shagging Elton John?" And Watfords reply 5 mins later of; "Are you shagging Ant and Dec?" ha yeah fucking brilliant! Tell all the boys you know, Newcastle are going to Glasgow. quality chant aswell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hameed Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 there's a chant about dwight yorke which i found hilarious, something about his son, and Jordan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 there's a chant about dwight yorke which i found hilarious, something about his son, and Jordan Dwight Yorke, whereever he may be, Jordans a slag and his kid can't see, he's small and fat and carries HIV, and we are the famous toon army. to the tune of drunk and disorderely, theres another one I'll have a think of it, I heard it in the Fernhurst at Blackburn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 :lol: Thats mint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Not a very nice thing to sing about someone's bairn tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Not a very nice thing to sing about someone's bairn tbh. Aye, it is harsh like. :| Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 he's deaf not blind no? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 he's deaf not blind no? I assume he's blind, as you can see when you're deaf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Not a very nice thing to sing about someone's bairn tbh. Oh aye of course, can't help but laugh though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest POWNATS Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 This was sung by Newcastle fans at Liverpool Sign on Sign oooonnnnn With hope in your hearts That you'll never get a job You'll never get a job sung to the "walk on" tune sounded great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MTOON Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Heard a belter from the bolton fans when they were up here a few months ago: He Drinks He Drives He spits in people's eyes El Hadj-Diouf El Hadj-Diouf (To the tune of he's here he's there he's every fu?king where) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 "You only sing when you're Whaling!" Sung away at Lillestrom (Norway) Intertoto. That is f*cking brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Toon Fans At Bolton: Drink Drink tune Roy Keane, whoever he may be, he wanks dogs in his own country, but it could be worse, he could be a smog, wanking his kid instead of his dog. Manc Song: Ring of fire Michael Shields got 10 more years der der der der der der der der Now he's getting bummed by queers der der der der der der der der 10 more years without parole der der der der der der der der I bet he's got a sore Arsehole Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 This was sung by Newcastle fans at Liverpool Sign on Sign oooonnnnn With hope in your hearts That you'll never get a job You'll never get a job sung to the "walk on" tune sounded great change with hope in your hearts to - with a pen in your hand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1878 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Manc Song: Ring of fire Michael Shields got 10 more years der der der der der der der der Now he's getting bummed by queers der der der der der der der der 10 more years without parole der der der der der der der der I bet he's got a sore Arsehole Wrong. Evertonians not mancs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Saint Andy Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 one of the manure ones that I like : Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park, he eats dogs in his own country, but it could be worse, he could be scouse, eating rats in his council house...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 one of the manure ones that I like : Park Park wherever you may be you eat dogs in your home country.. but it could of been worse.. you could have been scouse.. eating rats in your council house Corrected it for you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Manc Song: Ring of fire Michael Shields got 10 more years der der der der der der der der Now he's getting bummed by queers der der der der der der der der 10 more years without parole der der der der der der der der I bet he's got a sore Arsehole Wrong. Evertonians not mancs. Not just Evertonians, one of my housemates at uni sings this song regularly and he lives very near Stockport. The Mancs sing it as well. If you want to have an argument about who invented it, feel free! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 The "sign on" song has been sung by everyone at Liverpool and Everton for years. First time I ever heard the "used to be shite, now he's alright" song was Boro fans about Zenden. Some of those are cracking like, our song repertoire is shit these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Spectrum Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 The "sign on" song has been sung by everyone at Liverpool and Everton for years. First time I ever heard the "used to be shite, now he's alright" song was Boro fans about Zenden. Some of those are cracking like, our song repertoire is shit these days. I never understand why anyone sings "Sign On" at Everton fans. Its a pisstake of a Liverpool song...No-one would sing as pisstake version of Blue Moon at Old Trafford...why bother? mental.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 The "Feed the cockneys" sung by the Ultras to the Chelsea fans recently was cringeworthy. I'd love to think it was ironic, but I can't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1878 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Manc Song: Ring of fire Michael Shields got 10 more years der der der der der der der der Now he's getting bummed by queers der der der der der der der der 10 more years without parole der der der der der der der der I bet he's got a sore Arsehole Wrong. Evertonians not mancs. Not just Evertonians, one of my housemates at uni sings this song regularly and he lives very near Stockport. The Mancs sing it as well. If you want to have an argument about who invented it, feel free! That's what I meant, it was made up by Evertonians. The mancs have latched onto a few of our songs lately for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Manc Song: Ring of fire Michael Shields got 10 more years der der der der der der der der Now he's getting bummed by queers der der der der der der der der 10 more years without parole der der der der der der der der I bet he's got a sore Arsehole Wrong. Evertonians not mancs. Not just Evertonians, one of my housemates at uni sings this song regularly and he lives very near Stockport. The Mancs sing it as well. If you want to have an argument about who invented it, feel free! That's what I meant, it was made up by Evertonians. The mancs have latched onto a few of our songs lately for some reason. it's nothing new, when we came into the premiership they started copying all of our songs, hello hello, blaydon races, etc etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 T...........I.............T............S Whadda ya do? Oldham (clap clap clap) Oldham (clap clap clap) Oldham (clap clap clap) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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