Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)

[Izakaya]

ChatGPT wouldn't make the image of him licking the scouse boot as it was fetish content. 

 

Cunts. 

[Kanj]

5 minutes ago, Deuce said:

I know we’re all conditioned to it at this point, but I’m not buying the sky falling. I don’t think this ends up setting a precedent where all our top players are just waiting to fuck us over….that doesn’t give our lads much credit at all.

 

There’s a ton of blame to be leveled at the club…it’s a searing indictment of ownership that we are still with two senior executive positions unfilled.

 

But I’m choosing to level most of my ire at Isak, his shithead agent, and most importantly, at Liverpool.

 

This hurts a lot, but it won’t break the club.

I despise the player, his team, his lies, and the buying club. I’m upset we’ve done the deal to reward all of the above but life will go on and we’ll be better in the long term. 

[Vinny Green Balls]

Liverpool rummaged through our bin and found a fucking blood diamond here 

[Wolfcastle]

32 minutes ago, r0cafella said:

We will give your one of the best strikers in the world if we can replace him with two inferior players

 

 

Probably only happened a million times in the history of football and is basically nature. Stuttgart aren't replacing Woltermade with someone similar or better, we didn't replace Gazza with better but did well out of the Carroll sale as Spurs and Villa did well out of the sales of Bale and Grealish.  

The less rich club has is preyed upon by the richer club and isn't going to replace like for like or else why would the sale have happened in the first place. They have to make it work other ways like strengthening the squad. 

Wolves were sniffing at someone from Belgium should they lose JSL they weren't going to get a more expensive/better player in cos they're prey to us.

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by Wolfcastle

[TRC]

Maybe PIF shouldn’t have bought Darwin Nunez for a ridiculous fee.

[Jonas]

11 minutes ago, B-more Mag said:

Fuck, man. I’d say let these fuckers (the cartel clubs) all go play in the same fucking sandbox together and leave the rest of the clubs alone—but that’s still not going to keep them from fucking everyone else over.

This is early days of PSR too. Every year henceforth they'll have more money to spend than everybody else no matter what happens. How fucking shit and monopolised is it going to be a few years down the line.

 

[juliogeordio1]

Backlash may be a bit over the top. Guy wanted to go, he's going - not ideal but we just won a cup and are in the champions league. Are our memories that short we can't remember what it used to be like? We'll get over it! 

[Ronaldo]

17 minutes ago, Izakaya said:

I am actually going to kill myself. 

[Kanj]

I’m actually relieved tbh. Once we signed big Nick I was ready for this vile cunt to be gone 

[Adrian1881]

Let the karma do its job...

[Casey]

Breakfast rolls around and you're finishing your shreddies when you get a notification:

 

Newcastle United bid accepted for ×

 

Who fills in the blank?

 

Yeah no one is replacing Isak like-for-like. Ignoring the elephant rat in the room, and taking perspective, our window has been pretty decent. Who is the best feasible incoming to stop all your doom and gloom? 

• Muani deal is floundering with Juve and PSG insist on a loan with obligation (we have the funds)
• Samu currently has a muscle injury and has shown preference to staying in Portugal
• Ramos similarly has shown preference to PSG
• Strand-Larsen wants to come, has a reported 'achilles' issue that meant he missed last game
• Wissa really wants to come, has acted a bit of a tit but is training with squad just not selected for games
• Someone else? 

[Loki679]

Openda?

[Guest]

Once we’d agreed that fee for Woltemade as Isak’s replacement, the writing was in the wall.

 

Almost like for like in terms of fees plus around 60m pure profit.. it might ease things in terms of PSR. That should cover a move for someone tomorrow. I think Howe goes for PL experience though. Has to be Wissa although that statement he made leaves a bad taste. Very poor judgment.

 

There’s nobody else that fits the bill really.

 

We also need someone a little older who’s been there and done it but who’s legs still work.

[Jonas]

18 minutes ago, juliogeordio1 said:

Backlash may be a bit over the top. Guy wanted to go, he's going - not ideal but we just won a cup and are in the champions league. Are our memories that short we can't remember what it used to be like? We'll get over it! 

Way over the top. Sheffield Wed fans will have violins out because we had to sell a striking player to a cartel* club for under his value but still well over £100m.

Its a sorry state of affairs without question the way its come about but its pretty standard footballing hardship at the end of the day (selling one of your better players to a richer club) and one that was inevitable given the regulations beyond the player going on strike that nobody could have foreseen.

 

When I've been saying 'cartel' I've 100% meant it, its not hyperbole or joking, that is what it is. I mean, its undeniable after this summer. This is the sort of things cartels do

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by Jonas

[Vinny Green Balls]

8 minutes ago, Casey said:

Breakfast rolls around and you're finishing your shreddies when you get a notification:

 

Newcastle United bid accepted for ×

 

Who fills in the blank?

 

Yeah no one is replacing Isak like-for-like. Ignoring the elephant rat in the room, and taking perspective, our window has been pretty decent. Who is the best feasible incoming to stop all your doom and gloom? 

• Muani deal is floundering with Juve and PSG insist on a loan with obligation (we have the funds)
• Samu currently has a muscle injury and has shown preference to staying in Portugal
• Ramos similarly has shown preference to PSG
• Strand-Larsen wants to come, has a reported 'achilles' issue that meant he missed last game
• Wissa really wants to come, has acted a bit of a tit but is training with squad just not selected for games
• Someone else? 

Watch it be someone more out of the blue like Sorloth. Obviously a bit old and no PL experience, but we may just have to drop that last condition at this point.

 

Although come to think of it, this likely would be a non-starter with Howe given the profile and who just came in through the door.

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by Vinny Green Balls

[Menace]

33 minutes ago, Deuce said:

I know we’re all conditioned to it at this point, but I’m not buying the sky falling. I don’t think this ends up setting a precedent where all our top players are just waiting to fuck us over….that doesn’t give our lads much credit at all. And by all accounts they’re furious at the way Isak has abandoned them.

 

There’s a ton of blame to be leveled at the club…it’s a searing indictment of ownership that we are still with two senior executive positions unfilled.

 

But I’m choosing to level most of my ire at Isak, his shithead agent, and most importantly, at Liverpool.

 

This hurts a lot, but it won’t break the club.

 

 

 

 

I agree with you. A lot of the lads at this club run through brick walls for Eddie and they will never pull these stunts. However it's more than just what players do, it's the first encounter we've had to handle a purple and we've handled it horrifically. Losing a world class striker to the people who have spent all summer tapping him up for less than you wanted is amateur hour.

[Wolfcastle]

We'd already lost him. This way we get some money but unfortunately he goes to Liverpool. But he was gone somewhere even if it was on strike.

[Menace]

So let him strike, chances are there would've been more clubs looking for a striker next season anyway. Ah well it's done now. 

[Matt]

No-one knows exactly what Isak said at the meeting last week- but it was enough for us to accept he was a goner and make the move for Woltemade and also so a change in tone in Howe's comments. That was the end of the road. So do we replace Isak tomorrow? Either way there's an empty locker, because to me it seems he was happy to keep dragging this out until January or beyond.

[Adrian1881]

According to AI input:

 If Alexander Isak is sold for £125 million, Newcastle United would still gain a massive PSR advantage, though slightly less than the £130–150m scenarios floated earlier.
📊 Estimated PSR Impact at £125m Sale
•     Original purchase price: £63m in 2022
•     Book value now: ~£31.5m (due to amortization over his contract)
•     Sell-on clause: Real Sociedad gets 10% of the profit (~£9.35m)
•     Profit for PSR:
•     Sale price (£125m) – Book value (£31.5m) = £93.5m
•     Minus 10% sell-on (~£9.35m) = ~£84.15m PSR profit
This figure would be booked immediately, giving Newcastle the flexibility to spend up to £420 million on new signings if they’re amortized over five-year deals (i.e., £84m × 5).
🧠 Strategic Upside
Even at £125m, it’s a game-changer:
•     Clears the PSR bottleneck for multiple windows
•     Funds reinforcements across the pitch
•     Allows Newcastle to operate like a top-six club again
It’s still bittersweet, but the logic is sound. And given your knack for spotting systemic trade-offs, Adrian, this is one of those rare cases where selling a star could actually accelerate the project rather than derail it.

 

I know AI often makes mistakes but hopefully we can move forward...

[Menace]

[r0cafella]

1 minute ago, Adrian1881 said:

According to AI input:

 If Alexander Isak is sold for £125 million, Newcastle United would still gain a massive PSR advantage, though slightly less than the £130–150m scenarios floated earlier.
📊 Estimated PSR Impact at £125m Sale
•     Original purchase price: £63m in 2022
•     Book value now: ~£31.5m (due to amortization over his contract)
•     Sell-on clause: Real Sociedad gets 10% of the profit (~£9.35m)
•     Profit for PSR:
•     Sale price (£125m) – Book value (£31.5m) = £93.5m
•     Minus 10% sell-on (~£9.35m) = ~£84.15m PSR profit
This figure would be booked immediately, giving Newcastle the flexibility to spend up to £420 million on new signings if they’re amortized over five-year deals (i.e., £84m × 5).
🧠 Strategic Upside
Even at £125m, it’s a game-changer:
•     Clears the PSR bottleneck for multiple windows
•     Funds reinforcements across the pitch
•     Allows Newcastle to operate like a top-six club again
It’s still bittersweet, but the logic is sound. And given your knack for spotting systemic trade-offs, Adrian, this is one of those rare cases where selling a star could actually accelerate the project rather than derail it.

 

I know AI often makes mistakes but hopefully we can move forward...

This means nothing. 420m

[oldtype]

43 minutes ago, Izakaya said:

ChatGPT wouldn't make the image of him licking the scouse boot as it was fetish content. 

 

Cunts. 

why is this randomly an Air Max 95  

[Adrian1881]

Just now, r0cafella said:

This means nothing. 420m

damn I'm trying to be optimistic... fuck

[Menace]

1 minute ago, oldtype said:

why is this randomly an Air Max 95  

 

Fashion item in Liverpool.