Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)

[Vaj]

1 minute ago, relámpago blanco said:

6 of which have to be against Liverpool

 

Can't see him playing in a couple of weeks so that will have to be a double hattrick at Anfield. 

[gdm]

Have some self respect ya lanky streak of piss 

 

 

Edited August 12, 2025 by gdm

[OpenC]

2 minutes ago, Vaj said:

Can't see him playing in a couple of weeks so that will have to be a double hattrick at Anfield. 

 

Eminently possible the way VVD is looking

[Paully]

 

[HayDen Traces]

1 minute ago, gdm said:

 

What an absolute boob

[Fak]

 

[Ikon]

Well if they don’t pay up he can rot away. I don’t care. No budging please! Rather have lesser resources and suffer than giving after. Matter of principles. 

 

 

Edited August 12, 2025 by Ikon

[Zero]

That’s exactly the last push as expected

[David Edgar]

Signs contract that has 3 years remaining. 

 

Says his career at the club is over with 3 years remaining. 

 

Not the brightest.

[HayDen Traces]

Lost all respect I had for this bellend

[Vaj]

Call his bluff, fuck him.

[Mazzy]

So that's Isak saying fuck you to the club basically. If this is true, he's an absolute loser.  

 

This is his way to force a move and it will probably work, we just need to hurry up and get someone in now. 

 

I want to hear the the loudest dirtiest boo this country has ever heard when he comes back to SJP in another shirt.

[David Edgar]

Hi David, can you tweet something like...

[David Edgar]

Just now, Mazzy said:

So that's Isak saying fuck you to the club basically. If this is true, he's an absolute loser.  

 

This is his way to force a move and it will probably work, we just need to hurry up and get someone in now. 

 

I want to hear the the loudest dirtiest boo this country has ever heard when he comes back to SJP in another shirt.

 

Call his bluff.

[OpenC]

1 minute ago, HayDen Traces said:

What an absolute boob

 

Would never have guessed it would be him that would hoy the team unity into such disarray like.  Like my parents so often were, I'm more disappointed than angry

[Fak]

Just let him train with the first team. First 50/50 in training let Schar or Joelinton snap the pencil necked prick.

[JT24]

LOL. There’s your headline, David!

[Wilson]

Aye that's that like. 

 

Unfortunately the club will probably sway. 

[Ikon]

Just now, Mazzy said:

So that's Isak saying fuck you to the club basically. If this is true, he's an absolute loser.  

 

This is his way to force a move and it will probably work, we just need to hurry up and get someone in now. 

 

I want to hear the the loudest dirtiest boo this country has ever heard when he comes back to SJP in another shirt.

Hopefully we will have to wait 3-4 years. 

[David Edgar]

We'll get a similar Fiat Fucker tweet in the next hour. Briefings to the gobshites have gone out.

 

 

Edited August 12, 2025 by David Edgar

[OpenC]

Just now, Wilson said:

Aye that's that like. 

 

Unfortunately the club will probably sway. 

 

People have been saying this for a month, mind

[NSG]

Tell him he’s in the squad every game. If he doesn’t show up then he doesn’t get paid for the next three years.

[HayDen Traces]

Only accept a bid from Saudi...

[Wilson]

Just now, OpenC said:

 

People have been saying this for a month, mind

 

I know, I've always been hopeful we would make him stay unless it was on our terms.... Just finally getting to the point where I don't see any return for him. 

[David Edgar]

Just now, HayDen Traces said:

Only accept a bid from Saudi...

 

This is the answer. Get a PIF club to outbid the Liverpool offer. Tell Isak to fuck off once the bid is accepted.