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[Kilcline]

Stuart Attwell doing the FA Cup final, best of luck lads! 

[Kaizero]

Bodø/Glimt assistant, Gaute Helstrup, delivered a weird (yet very funny) sneak-diss of Postecoglu in an interview today when asked how it felt knowing that they'd most likely seal Postecoglu's fate as Spurs manager if they knocked them out of Europe; "It's never fun to hear about other coaches in trouble. Well, if you could really call him (Postecoglu) that."  

[Froggy]

11 hours ago, Kaizero said:

Bodø/Glimt assistant, Gaute Helstrup, delivered a weird (yet very funny) sneak-diss of Postecoglu in an interview today when asked how it felt knowing that they'd most likely seal Postecoglu's fate as Spurs manager if they knocked them out of Europe; "It's never fun to hear about other coaches in trouble. Well, if you could really call him (Postecoglu) that."  

 

Spurs will batter them though.

[Kaizero]

9 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

Spurs will batter them though.

 

Spurs will win 2-1 at home and then lose 3-0 away. Spurs are absolute trash, as are you guys. Bilbao would wreck Glimt beyond recognition, though.

[Optimistic Nut]

I hope Spurs smash them just for those quotes.

 

 

Edited 2 hours ago by Optimistic Nut

[Froggy]

2 minutes ago, Kaizero said:

 

Spurs will win 2-1 at home and then lose 3-0 away. Spurs are absolute trash, as are you guys. Bilbao would wreck Glimt beyond recognition, though.

 

We've already battered Glimt to be fair. One of the worst teams we've played this season.

 

Hojlund got a brace.

[Froggy]

4 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

I hope Spurs smash them just for those quotes.

 

[bobbydazzla]

3 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

We've already battered Glimt to be fair. One of the worst teams we've played this season.

 

Hojlund got a brace.

Who won the xG though eh ? 

[Froggy]

Just now, bobbydazzla said:

Who won the xG though eh ? 

 

It was an xG massacre bobby.

[Kaizero]

9 minutes ago, Froggy said:

We've already battered Glimt to be fair. One of the worst teams we've played this season.

 

Hojlund got a brace.

 

 

Qarabag were infinitely better than Man Utd, there's a bunch of teams that were in the EL this season that should've easily dispatched B/G in a knock-out match-up. Spurs and Man Utd aren't among those, because they've been absolute shit all season and just because they're English doesn't mean them being horrible all season will suddenly change. Bilbao will bum Man Utd so hard they'll not be able to walk for the rest of the season. Spurs'll most likely get a win at home, but not by more than 2. Only two teams have bettered B/G by more than 2 in the last five seasons of European football, like fuck will Spurs be the third. 

 

Bilbao though? They'd be capable of doing that, which doesn't bode well for Man Utd. 

[Froggy]

For someone who is mad for stats you sure are ignoring a lot of stats with these observations of yours.

 

We battered Glimt. It should have been a cricket score. I would expect Spurs to do the same based on what I've seen. Even the poor Premier League sides usually have too much for these kind of teams in Europe.

[Groundhog63]

12 hours ago, Kaizero said:

Bodø/Glimt assistant, Gaute Helstrup, delivered a weird (yet very funny) sneak-diss of Postecoglu in an interview today when asked how it felt knowing that they'd most likely seal Postecoglu's fate as Spurs manager if they knocked them out of Europe; "It's never fun to hear about other coaches in trouble. Well, if you could really call him (Postecoglu) that."  

 

Does he not mean "if" he (Postecoglu) is "in trouble"? 

 

That's my take. No coach would say "if" you can call him that (a manager) 

[bobbydazzla]

34 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

It was an xG massacre bobby.

Bodies of Glimpt nerds slain all over the xG battlefield, burnt out spreadsheets smouldering in the breeze 

Lest we forget 

[Froggy]

 

Decent money to be made here for you @Kaizero

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I expect Spurs to go through, as they should do really, they're a Premier League team playing a Norwegian team, but I don't think its nailed on, mainly as I would think over two legs Lazio would beat Spurs, and Bodo just beat Lazio, and are in the semi-finals on merit. Spurs are utter utter trash, and go to a team that play on a 4G pitch, and the last time Spurs played on a 4G pitch they required extra time to beat Tamworth. 

[Kaizero]

47 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

Decent money to be made here for you @Kaizero

 

Already put 50 on it the same day Spurs lucked themselves through the QF's. Couldn't have asked for an easier opponent in the Semis, honestly believed Lazio would be a size or two too large for B/G to overcome – but they did, and Lazio is ten times the team Spurs is. I was being hyperbolic about you guys, given the club's experience in Europe I'd imagine you'd beat B/G in the final as well. Fully believe Bilbao is the strongest team left in it though and Spurs the weakest. B/G third, but not that much behind Man Utd under Amorim given how he refuses to do anything else tactically than his one go-to set-up. 

 

 

Edited 1 hour ago by Kaizero

[Dr.Spaceman]

5 minutes ago, Kaizero said:

 

Already put 50 on it the same day Spurs lucked themselves through the QF's. Couldn't have asked for an easier opponent in the Semis, honestly believed Lazio would be a size or two too large for B/G to overcome – but they did, and Lazio is ten times the team Spurs is.

 

 

 

 

I'm not sure I've ever wanted a non-nufc related post to be more correct.

[Kaizero]

1 hour ago, Groundhog63 said:

 

Does he not mean "if" he (Postecoglu) is "in trouble"? 

 

That's my take. No coach would say "if" you can call him that (a manager) 

 

It's likely a callback to when Postecoglu managed Celtic and made a lot of disparaging comments about B/ where he essentially called them a nothing club full of semi-pros living in wooden huts, more interested in fishing than football – whilst Celtic was a massive historic club and would make short process of a team llke B/G.

 

Then, this happened:

 

[Groundhog63]

37 minutes ago, Kaizero said:

 

It's likely a callback to when Postecoglu managed Celtic and made a lot of disparaging comments about B/ where he essentially called them a nothing club full of semi-pros living in wooden huts, more interested in fishing than football – whilst Celtic was a massive historic club and would make short process of a team llke B/G.

 

Then, this happened:

 

Given that context I'll rescind my post 😂

Verbal shithousery it is then 👌