bobbydazzla Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 (edited) I swear down Blaydon Races is sung so fast these days that there’s a sonic boom just before the 2nd verse Edited December 17, 2023 by bobbydazzla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choppy Chop Chop Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 18 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said: I swear down Blaydon Races is sung so fast these days that there’s a sonic boom just before the 2nd verse We need a drum to slow it all down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 1 hour ago, bobbydazzla said: I swear down Blaydon Races is sung so fast these days that there’s a sonic boom just before the 2nd verse Doesn’t help that nobody knows the words or just sings Scotswood Road in the first and second part. It’s awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC91 Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 The ball, the ball, they hardly touched the ball, We beat the shite at the stadium of light and they hardly touched the ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Who put the ball in the mackems net Who put the ball in the mackems net Who put the ball in the mackems net Alexander Isak Super super Al Rehash of their sewpa kev shite. Should get right on their tits Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 I got a chant going on Saturday but sadly only in small numbers… 😆 Black Cat Bar is Black & White Stadium Of Light is fcuking shite we’ll not meet for 10 more years Geordie Boys are on the beers… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choppy Chop Chop Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Don't know why "Sunderland will never die they've never lived that's the reason why" to the red flag tune is not sung at Derby matches Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 1 hour ago, Choppy Chop Chop said: Don't know why "Sunderland will never die they've never lived that's the reason why" to the red flag tune is not sung at Derby matches Be lucky if there was 200 of the 6000 there on Saturday knew that one Pal started singinging mackems on a string and he got looked at in disgust Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choppy Chop Chop Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 6 minutes ago, jack j said: Be lucky if there was 200 of the 6000 there on Saturday knew that one Pal started singinging mackems on a string and he got looked at in disgust Bit violent that one `lyke` Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 On 08/01/2024 at 11:48, jack j said: Who put the ball in the mackems net Who put the ball in the mackems net Who put the ball in the mackems net Alexander Isak Super super Al Glad to hear someone nicked me song and it got.going in the corner today. Obviously neewhere else joined in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 (edited) Reet then lads & lasses, have been up all night with the ghosts of John Lennon and Rob from Milli Vanilli and we’ve come up with a BANGA We pass him the ball He shoots And then he scores a goal Oh this is high time for Alexander Isaaaaaaak This time next year I’ll be turning my Brit award into a beer pump, make my words Edited January 19 by bobbydazzla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 (edited) On 17/12/2023 at 20:13, Lush Vlad said: Doesn’t help that nobody knows the words or just sings Scotswood Road in the first and second part. It’s awful. Good deed for the day (and please, if you ever get that far, sing ‘Dr Gibbs’ not Dr Gibbs’s—latter and subsequent ‘ribs’s’ sounds fucking ridiculous). I went to Blaydon Races, 'twas on the ninth of June, Eighteen hundred an' sixty-two, on a summer's afternoon; We took the 'bus from Balmbras, she was heavy laden, An’ away we went along Collingwood Street, that's on the road to Blaydon. Chorus: Oh me lads! You should’ve seen us ganning, Passing the folks alang the road just as they were standin'; Aal the lads and lasses there, aal wi' smiling faces, Gannin' alang the Scotswood Road, to see the Blaydon Races! We flew past Armstrong’s factory, up to the Robin Adair, [famous pub on Scotchy Rd] Just gannin' doon to the railway bridge, the bus wheel flew off there. The lasses lost their crinolines [hooped petticoat worn under long Victorian skirts], an' the veils that hide their faces, I got two black eyes an' a broken nose ganning to Blaydon Races! (chorus) We got the wheel back on an’ away we went again, ‘Cept some that had their noses broke went back ower hyem; Some to the Dispensary and some to Doctor Gibbs, An' some sought out the Infirmary to mend their broken ribs. (chorus) Noo when we got to Paradise [small village along the Tyne—still a bus stop there] a bonny game begun; There were fower-an-twenty on the bus, man, hoo we danced an' sung; They called on me to sing a song, I sung them "Paddy Fagan", I danced a jig an' I swung me twig the day I went to Blaydon! (chorus) We flew across the Chain Bridge reet into Blaydon toon, The bellman he was callin' there, they call him Jackie Broon; I saw him talkin' to sum chaps, an' them he was persuading, To gan an' see Geordie Ridley's show, at the Mechanics' Hall at Blaydon. (chorus) The rain had poured aal the day, an' the grounds they were quite muddy, Coffee Johnny had a white hat on – they were shootin' "Whi stole the cuddy?” There were spice stalls, an' monkey shows, an' old wives selling cider, An' a chap with a hapenny roond aboot, shooting: “Noo me boys for riders!" (chorus) George (Geordie) Ridley (10.2.1807-9.9.1864, both Gateshead) Spoiler Geordie Ridley a, ahem, dear friend and contemporary of mine, was a canny Gateshead lad. He worked down the pit from 8-18 until he saw sense and moved on to be waggon rider. Well, this good sense perhaps wasn’t as wise, at least in the short-term, as it seemed. By 21 he was retired and unfit for manual labour following being ridden ower by something he was supposed to be riding. Dafty. Anyhoo, he needed to find a way of putting bread on the table and ale doon his gullet. So he took the bold step of turning his interest, and self taught skills for poetry and song writing, into a new career. He banged out some classics in a short 5 year spell in the spotlight. Cushie Butterfield, Joey Jones, The Sheels lass for me, Johnny Luik up (he frigging loved me like…) and the obvious, amongst his most loved classics. He had a little spell as a publican towards the end, anarl, though it wasn’t an easy gig down by the quayside in those days. Edited January 21 by Coffee_Johnny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 (edited) Lyrics to to the 2020’s makina remix: I went to Blaydon Races, 'twas on the ninth of June, Eighteen hundred an' sixty-two, on a summer's afternoon; We took the 'bus from Balmbras, she was heavy laden, An’ away we went along Collingwood Street, that's on the road to Blaydon. Oh me lads! You should’ve seen us gannin (SONIC BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM) GanninalangthescotswoodroadjustastheywerestandinAaltheladsandlassesthereallwismilingfacesGanninalangthescotswoodroadtoseetheBlaydonRaces Edited January 21 by bobbydazzla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 7 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said: Lyrics to to the 2020’s makina remix: I went to Blaydon Races, 'twas on the ninth of June, Eighteen hundred an' sixty-two, on a summer's afternoon; We took the 'bus from Balmbras, she was heavy laden, An’ away we went along Collingwood Street, that's on the road to Blaydon. Oh me lads! You should’ve seen us gannin (SONIC BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM) GanninalangthescotswoodroadjustastheywerestandinAaltheladsandlassesthereallwismilingfacesGanninalangthescotswoodroadtoseetheBlaydonRaces 23 mins 30 in - they’ve done a Makina version of Blaydon Races: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Disco Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 On 21/01/2024 at 13:20, Coffee_Johnny said: Doctor Gibbs Gibbs’s Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 6 hours ago, Disco said: Gibbs’s 🤮 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 I'm as serious as cancer when I say Isak is the answer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 14 hours ago, Mike said: https://x.com/BeardslyShuffle/status/1754859572664074403?s=20 This reply made me laugh like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzle Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 15 hours ago, Mike said: I will need to hear Paully singing this to random lasses in Popworld before its allowed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 On 22/01/2024 at 00:46, bobbydazzla said: Lyrics to to the 2020’s makina remix: I went to Blaydon Races, 'twas on the ninth of June, Eighteen hundred an' sixty-two, on a summer's afternoon; We took the 'bus from Balmbras, she was heavy laden, GANALANGTHESCOTSWOODROADTUSEETHUBLAYDONRACES Oh me lads! You should’ve seen us gannin (SONIC BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM) GanninalangthescotswoodroadjustastheywerestandinAaltheladsandlassesthereallwismilingfacesGanninalangthescotswoodroadtoseetheBlaydonRaces FTFY - they don’t get the first verse right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted February 7 Share Posted February 7 Me and the kids have been singing this non-stop for some stupid reason!! To the y=tune of Ice Ice Baby.. 'Ice Ice Isak so cool, so cool' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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