Nick Woltemade

[Lucky]

He’s a very good player that’s been let down by how the team are playing.

 

It’s obvious the signings that have potential and the ones who have been poor. Wolt firmly in the can do much better, unlike some others who have shown nothing.

[Keefaz]

Yeah, he strengths are link up play and bringing other players into the game. Still think he'd be able to win the occasional header, though.

[Doctor Zaius]

10 minutes ago, Ronaldo said:

He’s a really good footballer who will thrive somewhere but bloody hell he’s looked so poor recently.

 

On a 5 a side pitch no doubt. 

[Cornah]

Weak as piss..

[et tu brute]

Just now, Infinitely Content said:

He needs a team who dominates the ball and plays most of the game with 7-8 players constantly in the opposition's final third, in the way Bayern or City do, even Liverpool ironically. It's frustrating watching him being asked to chase down players and contest mostly aimless percentage long distance passes, and occasionally trying to run onto stray balls and not having the pace to make it. We're a million miles away from being a team who can make use of his obvious talents.

You watch Germany the last two games and their manager ensured that he went from him being totally isolated (like he is for us) to being totally involved throughout the game. Took the German manager four games to see the issue and put it right. Leaving him isolated with players ten yards behind him is not the answer.

[GEFAFWISP]

Never easy playing 20 yards away from the two glakes on the wing at all times due to tactics and then getting bodied by two CBs all game. Woeful tactics, fatigued German, Elanga and Gordon in the bin.

[duo]

People are being harsh on this lad

[Tsunami]

Away from home he’s been isolated and doesn’t have the game (yet) to join the play up. He’ll be feeling terrible after today. I have much bigger concerns over Elanga and Gordon, Shearer would have decked the pair of them. Elanga just isn’t very good and Gordon by and large is all fart and no shit.

[Jack14Bojangles]

3 minutes ago, Keefaz said:

Yeah, he strengths are link up play and bringing other players into the game. Still think he'd be able to win the occasional header, though.

Hmm, you remember his first two goals were headers?

And he added a terrible own goal header today.

Nick can head the ball. 

[Jack14Bojangles]

4 minutes ago, Cornah said:

Weak as piss..

That's unfair. 

[duo]

Be singing his name again come Saturday when he scores

[Pilko]

6 minutes ago, Cornah said:

Weak as piss..

 

I've just been for a piss and I think you're being harsh. To my piss.

 

 

Edited December 14, 2025 by Pilko

[El Prontonise]

7 minutes ago, Keefaz said:

Yeah, he strengths are link up play and bringing other players into the game. Still think he'd be able to win the occasional header, though.

 

He did in our box....

[nemtizz]

Just now, Jack14Bojangles said:

That's unfair. 

Isak is a certified anorexic and shows more strength than this guy. 

[Keefaz]

4 minutes ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

Hmm, you remember his first two goals were headers?

And he added a terrible own goal header today.

Nick can head the ball. 

I meant with his back to goal. The opposition goal.

[Jack14Bojangles]

3 minutes ago, nemtizz said:

Isak is a certified anorexic and shows more strength than this guy. 

Sorry, but that's nonsense. I doubt you've seen Isak play for Liverpool. The way Isak plays there is a joke.

[Big Geordie]

A game to forget for him today and I don't doubt he will  get some pelters from our support. The lad looks shattered, but it's not helped by the way we are playing at the moment. I guess Wissa will start v Fulham on Weds. 

[nemtizz]

Just now, Jack14Bojangles said:

Sorry, but that's nonsense. I doubt you've seen Isak play for Liverpool. The way Isak plays there is a joke.

 

You're right I haven't but I've seen him play loads for us.

[RobsonsWonderland]

Needs a preseason with us 

[nufcjb]

We have far more problematic players this season than big Nick. Cut the guy some slack.

[mouldy_uk]

I’m sure he will get plenty of support and love from the squad and the fans, but boy that was a shocking performance.
 

He was HOWEver pretty much setup to fail. Absolutely knackered, supported by two useless wingers, full backs told to hold back and up against dominant defenders in the air. 
 

Hopefully Wissa takes the pressure off and gives him some rest. 

[Jack14Bojangles]

Just now, nemtizz said:

 

You're right I haven't but I've seen him play loads for us.

And I didn't see him play here. But I read that he was a star.

 

When you see him play for Liverpool and compare that to Ikitike, you wonder how anyone would pay €145 million for such a bumbling loser.

Rummenigge would have laughed himself silly.

[nufcjb]

8 minutes ago, duo said:

Be singing his name again come Saturday when he scores

So he's not playing on Wednesday?

[Keefaz]

Just now, nufcjb said:

So he's not playing on Wednesday?

I mean, who else are we gonna play?

[Fak]

Just now, Keefaz said:

I mean, who else are we gonna play?

 

You forgotten about the tried and tested Gordon-through-the-middle?