James Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 http://home.skysports.com/transferarticle.aspx?hlid=443938 Premiership side Newcastle United are looking closely at the possibility of signing international defender A. Salmon, Sky Sports can exclusively reveal. Several scouts have cast a watchful eye over Salmon recently, including Arsenal's David Seaman, but it looks like Newcastle manager Glenn Roeder is now the favourite to secure the player, having been in the crowd which watched Salmon play for Eric Cantona's beach soccer team. His agent, Billy Fish told us: "Salmon's career has been a bit washed up since Leeds got rid of Risdale's fish tank. He has spoken to Jermaine Jenas, and feels that living in a goldfish bowl would be much better than where he is at the moment, although it is a long term ambition of his to play with the big fish at Chelsea or Real Madrid." Newcastle have refused to officially confirm or deny their interest, but manager Glenn Roeder is hopeful that this catch will not slip out of his fingers. From what I've seen of this player, he is quick, agile, and has one great leap on him so he might be better than what we've got, however I'm concerned about the fact that a few years back he was unable to settle at the Riverside stadium when he played for Boro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Monumentally unfunny. :-[ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NSMagpie Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 I would take him immediately, providing he's paired in the central defense with Mr Trout. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Awaits markluk getting over-excited at the prospect of a new signing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Monumentally unfunny. :-[ I know, Roeder's transfer policy is beyond a joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 :violent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Monumentally unfunny. :-[ Didn't even think it was that good.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sm1d Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 There's something fishey ganning on here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 There's something fishey ganning on here Don't you start..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 This is not the time or the plaice for such humour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 I hear he can play up front as well, so we could have a Shola Salmon strike force. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Even by German standards that has to be considered ridiculously unfunny. (I would add a weeping smilie, but the new ones look horrible). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toon83 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 I hear he's good in the air!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 http://home.skysports.com/transferarticle.aspx?hlid=443938 Premiership side Newcastle United are looking closely at the possibility of signing international defender A. Salmon, Sky Sports can exclusively reveal. Several scouts have cast a watchful eye over Salmon recently, including Arsenal's David Seaman, but it looks like Newcastle manager Glenn Roeder is now the favourite to secure the player, having been in the crowd which watched Salmon play for Eric Cantona's beach soccer team. His agent, Billy Fish told us: "Salmon's career has been a bit washed up since Leeds got rid of Risdale's fish tank. He has spoken to Jermaine Jenas, and feels that living in a goldfish bowl would be much better than where he is at the moment, although it is a long term ambition of his to play with the big fish at Chelsea or Real Madrid." Newcastle have refused to officially confirm or deny their interest, but manager Glenn Roeder is hopeful that this catch will not slip out of his fingers. From what I've seen of this player, he is quick, agile, and has one great leap on him so he might be better than what we've got, however I'm concerned about the fact that a few years back he was unable to settle at the Riverside stadium when he played for Boro. "Most Improved Poster 2006" Christ, would of hated to have been a poster here during 2005 then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Hit a purple patch tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Aye, Christ left in late 2004. He was weeping IIRC. PS - 'would have'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 ..theres just no plaice on this forum for humour like this.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest s0ftcore Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 tbh i found it hilarious :-[ Nice one T27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Is he any good on FM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Is he any good on FM Or youtube... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Luque Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Is he any good on FM Or youtube... we all remember hoe exited we were when we saw this: <Snip. Forgotten already? > Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Awaits markluk getting over-excited at the prospect of a new signing so have we signed him then or not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NSMagpie Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Awaits markluk getting over-excited at the prospect of a new signing so have we signed him then or not? So far, only Trout put pen to paper and currently swims in our goldfishbowl. But the brightest star of this transfer window, Salmon, is still in the waters far away from river Tyne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Awaits markluk getting over-excited at the prospect of a new signing so have we signed him then or not? So far, only Trout put pen to paper and currently swims in our goldfishbowl. But the brightest star of this transfer window, Salmon, is still in the waters far away from river Tyne. it'll probably be an upstream struggle to get him here to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nazza06 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 I heard he's better in nets than out pitch, do we really need another keeper? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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