Interpolic Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Paul Merson. As an example just how dumb he is he was talking about Beckford earlier, the conversation went something like this: Merson: "I saw him against Liverpool, he had one touch of the ball, he's not good enough for the Premier League" Stelling: "You can't judge a player on one game." Merson: "When you paying three, four, five million for a player you can." Stelling: "Newcastle were told to double a 1.25 million offer earlier in the week." Merson: "In that case Arsenal should sign him. They create so many chances he'll be good back up." Also saw was having me morning coffee and saw Jamie Redknapp patronising the fuck out of Bristol City. Cringe worthy stuff. I was going on about that Merson thing earlier on, it was fucking ridiculous. What the fuck! Merson's on Soccer Saturday saying Beckford's good enough for Arsenal but not for Newcastle. His justification being that Arsenal make more chances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I actually love Paul Merson, so funny just to hear him try and form sentences. Even funnier when the other pundits take the piss out of him and half the time he doesn't even realise it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Merse is a ledge Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGSC Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 When commentators get players names wrong. Its on a piece of a paper right in front of you, do your job. It doesnt happen that often but i remember a game last season where Enrique was called "Luis Enrique" the entire game. Seems silly but it gets on my nerves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 The way Clive Tyldesley says 'united' - 'unided'. Clive Tyldesley generally of course, but that kind of thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 When commentators get players names wrong. Its on a piece of a paper right in front of you, do your job. It doesnt happen that often but i remember a game last season where Enrique was called "Luis Enrique" the entire game. Seems silly but it gets on my nerves When we signed Colocinni the bloke on Radio Newcastle couldn't say his name if his life depended on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 When a match i want to go to gets moved so that it is on the TV and a day i can't attend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Paul Merson. As an example just how dumb he is he was talking about Beckford earlier, the conversation went something like this: Merson: "I saw him against Liverpool, he had one touch of the ball, he's not good enough for the Premier League" Stelling: "You can't judge a player on one game." Merson: "When you paying three, four, five million for a player you can." Stelling: "Newcastle were told to double a 1.25 million offer earlier in the week." Merson: "In that case Arsenal should sign him. They create so many chances he'll be good back up." Also saw was having me morning coffee and saw Jamie Redknapp patronising the f*** out of Bristol City. Cringe worthy stuff. I seen that on SS, Paul Merson is a gigantic arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 If you type paul merson wanker into youtube one of is this clip from one of those gaffs DVDs where he's pretending to wank. Chris Kamara is even there. He literally is a wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 these fuckers http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=464480 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 these fuckers http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=464480 They really are obsessed with us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Paul Merson. As an example just how dumb he is he was talking about Beckford earlier, the conversation went something like this: Merson: "I saw him against Liverpool, he had one touch of the ball, he's not good enough for the Premier League" Stelling: "You can't judge a player on one game." Merson: "When you paying three, four, five million for a player you can." Stelling: "Newcastle were told to double a 1.25 million offer earlier in the week." Merson: "In that case Arsenal should sign him. They create so many chances he'll be good back up." Also saw was having me morning coffee and saw Jamie Redknapp patronising the fuck out of Bristol City. Cringe worthy stuff. Christ :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 "Who are ya?" Yup Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 "Who are ya?" Yup Yeah, seems to be after every goal now in all of the leagues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brummiemag Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Games called off for 'health and safety' reasons even though pitch is perfectly playable because of undersoil heating. Would not have happened to anywhere near the same extent 20 years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Games called off for 'health and safety' reasons even though pitch is perfectly playable because of undersoil heating. Would not have happened to anywhere near the same extent 20 years ago. Aye. That is annoying. They don't shut the metrocentre when the pavements are slippy, so why cancel the football? It does seem to have only cropped up recently too. What is the point of clubs spending big money on USH, only for games to be cancelled because of conditions around the ground? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 When the premiership gets called the "EPL". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 When the Premier League gets called the "Premiership" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 When the Premier League gets called the "Premiership" Aye whatever Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 When the Premier League gets called the "Premiership" That is what it used to be called so it's understandable tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pie Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 'Footy' its footbaarl People with cameras at the match People leaving early Lasses at match with their 'fella' - isnt their ironing to do? People texting at the match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 'Footy' its footbaarl People with cameras at the match People leaving early Lasses at match with their 'fella' - isnt their ironing to do? People texting at the match. I agree. You should post more often. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGSC Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Getting yellow carded for taking your shirt off. Not that i by any means enjoy men taking their tops off, just seems very harsh. So not so much a hate, just a lack of understanding Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 When the Premier League gets called the "Premiership" Aye whatever Was only joking like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 When the Premier League gets called the "Premiership" Aye whatever Was only joking like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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