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Guest Roger Kint

:lol: always assumed they were fine like, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

 

Never thought anything more than he is saying his perfect woman is a size 12 and doesnt like anything skinnier. Basically just innuendo for womens sizes throughout but nothing creepy. The cock sizes for the female parts is a bit weird though

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Guest firetotheworks

The way he sings it as well, like he's some sort of latter day, sleazy Elvis.

 

This could be Rotterdam. Never been, so I can't relate to you there either.

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Guest firetotheworks

'If he's extra large well I'm in charge

I can work this thing on top

If he's XXL well what the hell

Every penny don't fit the slot'

 

 

How have I never noticed that before? That's absolutely rank.

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Guest Roger Kint

'If he's extra large well I'm in charge

I can work this thing on top

If he's XXL well what the hell

Every penny don't fit the slot'

 

 

How have I never noticed that before? That's absolutely rank.

 

:lol: Cant believe that you havent noticed the words mind. Its like it was written by Guptor or someone off here

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Guest firetotheworks

Why did he buy a watch with only one hand? Seems like the last thing you would do.

 

There's no accounting for the sick things they'll do man.

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Guest firetotheworks

 

"And your love light shines like cardboard

But your work shoes are glistening

She's a PhD in "I told you so"

You've a knighthood in "I'm not listening"

 

"And the kitchen's always tidy

And the bathroom's always clean

She's a diploma in "just hiding things"

You've a first in "low esteem"

 

 

Knew I'd wasted my time on that BA (Hons) in Music Production bullshit.

 

After reading those lyrics, I'm aiming for the Pulitzer Prize in blindness.

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Guest firetotheworks

Bet their houses are tips.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I don't know why you've made that connection, but I'm creased.

 

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