Darth Crooks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Perfect 10 means dress size too surely? And by that logic he has a 2 inch knob? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 always assumed they were fine like, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener. Never thought anything more than he is saying his perfect woman is a size 12 and doesnt like anything skinnier. Basically just innuendo for womens sizes throughout but nothing creepy. The cock sizes for the female parts is a bit weird though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 The way he sings it as well, like he's some sort of latter day, sleazy Elvis. This could be Rotterdam. Never been, so I can't relate to you there either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Perfect 10 means dress size too surely? And by that logic he has a 2 inch knob? I always thought he meant he had 2 knobs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I always thought he wanted to cut off the extra fat and play with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Why is the lass talking about cock size while he's talking about general size btw? Doesn't add up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Only just noticed her bits in it. It's an absolutely disgusting song like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 It's fucking awful. Fuck off, Henry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 'If he's extra large well I'm in charge I can work this thing on top If he's XXL well what the hell Every penny don't fit the slot' How have I never noticed that before? That's absolutely rank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 It's fucking mental, man. The bit where she's pure grinning about the 8 inch knob as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 When he's at my gate with his big fat 8 fits both nob size discussion and Sammy Lee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 'If he's extra large well I'm in charge I can work this thing on top If he's XXL well what the hell Every penny don't fit the slot' How have I never noticed that before? That's absolutely rank. Cant believe that you havent noticed the words mind. Its like it was written by Guptor or someone off here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 When he's at my gate with his big fat 8 fits both nob size discussion and Sammy Lee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beautiful+south/dont+marry+her_20015232.html She'll grab your sweaty bollocks Then slowly raise her knee Don't marry her, fuck me They're fucking scum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beautiful+south/dont+marry+her_20015232.html She'll grab your sweaty bollocks Then slowly raise her knee Don't marry her, fuck me They're fucking scum. I'm vomiting in stanzas, they're fucking revolting pigs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Why did he buy a watch with only one hand? Seems like the last thing you would do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Why did he buy a watch with only one hand? Seems like the last thing you would do. There's no accounting for the sick things they'll do man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I liked The Housemartins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 http://genius.com/The-beautiful-south-dont-marry-her-lyrics http://i.imgur.com/mvpFYRf.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 http://genius.com/The-beautiful-south-dont-marry-her-lyrics http://i.imgur.com/mvpFYRf.png "And your love light shines like cardboard But your work shoes are glistening She's a PhD in "I told you so" You've a knighthood in "I'm not listening" "And the kitchen's always tidy And the bathroom's always clean She's a diploma in "just hiding things" You've a first in "low esteem" Knew I'd wasted my time on that BA (Hons) in Music Production bullshit. After reading those lyrics, I'm aiming for the Pulitzer Prize in blindness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Bet their houses are tips. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Bet their houses are tips. :lol: I don't know why you've made that connection, but I'm creased. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 When he's at my gate with his big fat 8 fits both nob size discussion and Sammy Lee. Also https://youtu.be/HB5sFfL3Geo?t=67 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Operation Yewtree's over now isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Operation Yewtree's over now isn't it? Yes, you can rest easy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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