Lee Bowyer (now retired)

[Superior Acuña]

He was crap in the first season for us, when he was on the right.  But the next 2 i liked him

[toptoon]

Was fantastic at Leeds but he's been on a downward spiral ever since.

 

Agree 100%, i thought bowyer was absolutly crap for us but superb at Leeds, got complacent possibly?I fear Duff may now be in exactly the same boat and only here really to pick up his wages. Time for a big clear out including Roeder, Bramble, Luque, Moore and Car. Worried about Duff, Zoggy and Owen but know they may need a bit longer yet. Gooch has till the end of the season to prove he's not Titus MK 2.

 

 

[Ronaldo]

Bow is probably the most manufactured player i've ever seen, using terrfic stamina and agression to compensate for lack of genuine 'talent'

 

still, the guy deserves respect for that, according to pretty much every manager he's played for he's not a bad lad, just has a lot of intensity which manifests itself in the wrong things every so often

[Taylor Swift]

He's a poor man's Lampard when he was at his best during his time at Leeds.

[Rich]

The bloke is a curse, seriously.

[Guest alex]

He knocked 7 bells out of shithouse Dyer thus securing legendary status on Tyneside.

 

Yes I was soo proud that day, thank you Lee Bowyer.

And got both himself and Dyer banned from the FA Cup semi-final. Well done indeed.

[Yorkie]

He knocked 7 bells out of shithouse Dyer thus securing legendary status on Tyneside.

 

Yes I was soo proud that day, thank you Lee Bowyer.

And got both himself and Dyer banned from the FA Cup semi-final. Well done indeed.

 

Have a sneaky feeling Jon was being sarcastic.

[JT24]

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/lee-bowyer-on-sir-bobby-european-nights-and-management

 

Feature on the club website 

[Guest]

18 years later must be the biggest bump ever 

[wormy]

Must be pretty thin on the ground for content. Jamie McClen busy or something? 

[Fak]

Scored a very underrated goal for us away to Deportivo. 

[matta]

Being challenged for the top spot in the "im a stupid cunt" league. Not looking great for Idrissa Gueye that. Bowyer takes some beating, but here we are 😂 

[Dr. TC]

47 minutes ago, matta said:

Being challenged for the top spot in the "im a stupid cunt" league. Not looking great for Idrissa Gueye that. Bowyer takes some beating, but here we are 😂 

Did you see the Bowyer one? The Gueye one is handbags, the Bowyer one was abh. No comparison. 

[nemtizz]

It's not even a yellow. Awful refereeing from the worst midget in the league.

[Hudson]

51 minutes ago, matta said:

Being challenged for the top spot in the "im a stupid cunt" league. Not looking great for Idrissa Gueye that. Bowyer takes some beating, but here we are 😂 

My cats slapped me harder than that.

 

It's not even in the same league

[matta]

14 minutes ago, Hudson said:

My cats slapped me harder than that.

 

It's not even in the same league

Getting red for hitting a teammate? Obviously not as hard as bowyer, but just as stupid. Unsporting behaviour means red. 

[Superior Acuña]

Nee threat to our Teammate Fight Top Dogs crown that shite

[Wolfcastle]

That tonight made Batty v Le Saux and McManaman v Grobelaar's cat fight look like the Rumble in the Jungle and the Thrilla in Manilla

 

 

Edited November 24, 2025 by Wolfcastle

[matta]

28 minutes ago, Dr. TC said:

Did you see the Bowyer one? The Gueye one is handbags, the Bowyer one was abh. No comparison. 

They are quite similar. Obviously not the force used, but the unrivalled amounts of selfishness. 

[Lush Vlad]

Not even close.  Gana has a go at Keane.  Keane then leans in a bit with his head before launching him, due to being a lot bigger.  Gana comes back with a shove/slap that sort of glances off his shoulder and into his cheek.  Not really with a lot of force.  

 

Should have sent them both off or not at all.  

 

Terrific head loss from Gana after the red, mind  

[Alberto2005]