Guest smoggeordie Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 http://www.bolton.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=68807 Relegation haunted Sunderland have completed the transfer of Pablo Forlan for a fee of £2 million. Forlan, 61, is the father of Diego Forlan who still hopes to move to a genuine Premiership club. Roy Keane has opted for experience in signing the veteran Uruguayan defender, who featured in the 1966 and 1974 World Cup competitions, and sees him as a replacement for Jonny Evans who, very sensibly, decided not to return to the club. Forlan is looking forward to the new challenge. "I was initially reluctant to resume my career overseas, as I can`t speak English" he said through an interpreter, "but from what I`ve been told, no one in Sunderland can either." Forlan, will now receive instruction in the ancient local dialect, which consists mainly of grunts, hand signals and expletives. His ambitions are modest. "I realise that there`s no chance of winning anything, but I`ll be very pleased to help the club in their fight against relegation," he said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LooneyToonArmy Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Not only that but Van Nistelrooy has made himself available for Sunderland. Screen capture from SSN http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6047/skynewsbreakingpz7.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robster Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Not only that but Van Nistelrooy has made himself available for Sunderland. Screen capture from SSN http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6047/skynewsbreakingpz7.jpg What drugs were the people at Sky on... what was it mant to have said ?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Not only that but Van Nistelrooy has made himself available for Sunderland. Screen capture from SSN http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6047/skynewsbreakingpz7.jpg What drugs were the people at Sky on... what was it mant to have said ?? Poor photoshop attempt lol.. Must have been "Holland". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 http://www.bolton.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=68807 Relegation haunted Sunderland have completed the transfer of Pablo Forlan for a fee of £2 million. Forlan, 61, is the father of Diego Forlan who still hopes to move to a genuine Premiership club. Roy Keane has opted for experience in signing the veteran Uruguayan defender, who featured in the 1966 and 1974 World Cup competitions, and sees him as a replacement for Jonny Evans who, very sensibly, decided not to return to the club. Forlan is looking forward to the new challenge. "I was initially reluctant to resume my career overseas, as I can`t speak English" he said through an interpreter, "but from what I`ve been told, no one in Sunderland can either." Forlan, will now receive instruction in the ancient local dialect, which consists mainly of grunts, hand signals and expletives. His ambitions are modest. "I realise that there`s no chance of winning anything, but I`ll be very pleased to help the club in their fight against relegation," he said. Quality The link now goes to a page which says "Article Removed." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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