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(To Rolf Harris' "I'm Jake the Peg")

 

I'm Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um,

From Australia, deedle eedle eedle um

Whenever I play in rain and snow

The people know I'm gonna score:

There's Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um,

From Australia, deedle eedle eedle um.

The day I signed for Toon, oh boy, the Smoggies nearly died.

And now they're left with crappy Dong, Gibson and Southgate cried,

'Cause I was born with some extra pounds, and since that day begun,

I had to learn to play with my own 15 stone

Believe me that's still fun.

 

I'm Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um,

The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um,

Whenever I play in rain and snow

The people know I'm gonna score.

 

There's Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um

The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um

 

It was a dreadful city, really,

Smog and chemical filled

The home of a mutated three headed race,

I felt all on my own.

And although I got popular,

When came the time for football,

Even though they never showed up,

To watch me score a goal.

 

I'm Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um,

The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um.

Whenever I play in rain and snow

The people know I'm gonna score

There's Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um,

The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um.

 

I was a dreadful eater,

I found dieting was quite hard

The only thing I knew far sure was scoring made me a God

The Riverside was full of mingers,

Must I really say more?

When Newcastle made their offer,

I ran for the exit door

(Quick...run: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24) I'm out alive!

 

I'm Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um,

The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um,

They call me lazy that is false,

Shout "Fat Aussie", but past defenders I waltz

But Allardyce said to me, "You're my best centre-forward".

"But I'm not" I said.

"Owen, Martins and me, you only got a choice of two, not three!"

 

I'm Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um.

The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um.

 

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To (Da Doo Ron Ron)

 

Sky said he'd sign on Monday and our hearts stood still

Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton.

It was plastered over back page of the Chronicle

Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton.

 

Joining the Toon was a thrill

Read it in the Chronicle

Hasslebaink was on the phone

Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton.

 

Was kickin' and was punchin' Dabo in the eye

Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton.

Reported to the police, he thought he'd die

Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton

 

Yes, he punched his eye

Yes, he thought he'd die

Manchester no longer his home

Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton.

 

Well, City suspended him and handed him a fine

Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton.

Sam thought soon "I'm gonna make him mine"

Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton.

 

Yes, got a big fine

Moved towards the River Tyne

Newcastle's his new home

Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton.

Yeah, yeah yeah!

Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton (etc)

 

 

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Guest optimistic nit

what shall we do with a drunk toon player

what shall we do with a drunk toon player

what shall we do with a drunk toon player

give him 80K a we-eek.

 

8)

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(Oasis - She's Electric)

 

He's a big Czech

Came in to sort Newcastle's defensive wreck

He's got an extremely long neck

And now he's on Tyne.

Plays in the centre

He's better than that Bramble mister,

And let's hope he fits in well with Taylor

But it needs some time.

 

He's no Marcelino

He's better than Boumsong

But he'll need some time.

He's no Laurent Charvet

And better than O'Brien

In our back four,

Coz he'll be more like Desailly

Cannavaro, John Terry,

Ferdinand, to name a few

He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too?

 

Still need more cover

We need to go sign another

And we'd quite fancy Carragher

But he'd never leave the Mersey

He'll score at Sun'lun

In fact we'll score bout a dozen

He'll set one up for Owen

And we'll all go laugh at Roy Keane

 

He's no Marcelino

He's better than Boumsong

But he'll need some time.

He's no Laurent Charvet

And better than O'Brien

In our back four,

Coz he'll be more like Desailly

Cannavaro, John Terry,

Ferdinand, to name a few

He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too?

 

 

 

 

 

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(Oasis - She's Electric)

 

He's a big Czech

Came in to sort Newcastle's defensive wreck

He's got an extremely long neck

And now he's on Tyne.

Plays in the centre

He's better than that Bramble mister,

And let's hope he fits in well with Taylor

But it needs some time.

 

He's no Marcelino

He's better than Boumsong

But he'll need some time.

He's no Laurent Charvet

And better than O'Brien

In our back four,

Coz he'll be more like Desailly

Cannavaro, John Terry,

Ferdinand, to name a few

He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too?

 

Still need more cover

We need to go sign another

And we'd quite fancy Carragher

But he'd never leave the Mersey

He'll score at Sun'lun

In fact we'll score bout a dozen

He'll set one up for Owen

And we'll all go laugh at Roy Keane

 

He's no Marcelino

He's better than Boumsong

But he'll need some time.

He's no Laurent Charvet

And better than O'Brien

In our back four,

Coz he'll be more like Desailly

Cannavaro, John Terry,

Ferdinand, to name a few

He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gold Mr Nut, pure gold  :clap:

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(Oasis - She's Electric)

 

He's a big Czech

Came in to sort Newcastle's defensive wreck

He's got an extremely long neck

And now he's on Tyne.

Plays in the centre

He's better than that Bramble mister,

And let's hope he fits in well with Taylor

But it needs some time.

 

He's no Marcelino

He's better than Boumsong

But he'll need some time.

He's no Laurent Charvet

And better than O'Brien

In our back four,

Coz he'll be more like Desailly

Cannavaro, John Terry,

Ferdinand, to name a few

He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too?

 

Still need more cover

We need to go sign another

And we'd quite fancy Carragher

But he'd never leave the Mersey

He'll score at Sun'lun

In fact we'll score bout a dozen

He'll set one up for Owen

And we'll all go laugh at Roy Keane

 

He's no Marcelino

He's better than Boumsong

But he'll need some time.

He's no Laurent Charvet

And better than O'Brien

In our back four,

Coz he'll be more like Desailly

Cannavaro, John Terry,

Ferdinand, to name a few

He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gold Mr Nut, pure gold  :clap:

 

:lol: "He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too?" :lol: Got tears in me eyes.

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Guest optimistic nit

If only you were as good at making PES-leagues as songs Nyt.... ;)

 

 

 

if only... :(

 

it will be seamless from now on though.

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O Nut. Make one up for Geremi. I tried but i`m not as smart as u :(

 

 

To the tune of (Jeremy - Pearl Jam)

 

At home, St James' Park......

 

Luque didnt give attention,

And the fact that Parker didnt Care

King Geremi, Nigerian, ruled the field.

 

Geremi scored a goal today (X2)

 

 

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