Optimistic Nut Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 (To Rolf Harris' "I'm Jake the Peg") I'm Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um, From Australia, deedle eedle eedle um Whenever I play in rain and snow The people know I'm gonna score: There's Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um, From Australia, deedle eedle eedle um. The day I signed for Toon, oh boy, the Smoggies nearly died. And now they're left with crappy Dong, Gibson and Southgate cried, 'Cause I was born with some extra pounds, and since that day begun, I had to learn to play with my own 15 stone Believe me that's still fun. I'm Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um, The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um, Whenever I play in rain and snow The people know I'm gonna score. There's Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um It was a dreadful city, really, Smog and chemical filled The home of a mutated three headed race, I felt all on my own. And although I got popular, When came the time for football, Even though they never showed up, To watch me score a goal. I'm Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um, The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um. Whenever I play in rain and snow The people know I'm gonna score There's Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um, The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um. I was a dreadful eater, I found dieting was quite hard The only thing I knew far sure was scoring made me a God The Riverside was full of mingers, Must I really say more? When Newcastle made their offer, I ran for the exit door (Quick...run: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24) I'm out alive! I'm Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um, The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um, They call me lazy that is false, Shout "Fat Aussie", but past defenders I waltz But Allardyce said to me, "You're my best centre-forward". "But I'm not" I said. "Owen, Martins and me, you only got a choice of two, not three!" I'm Viduka, deedle eedle eedle um. The Australian, deedle eedle eedle um. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thandi_45 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 you have too much time on your hands Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 ONut is back on song! The good times really are just around the corner! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GAMMELL Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Good work Optimistic Nut Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shido Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Someone needs to change the words of that Viduka song to the tune of Hallelujah as well cause the smoggy version is hilariously brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 To (Da Doo Ron Ron) Sky said he'd sign on Monday and our hearts stood still Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton. It was plastered over back page of the Chronicle Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton. Joining the Toon was a thrill Read it in the Chronicle Hasslebaink was on the phone Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton. Was kickin' and was punchin' Dabo in the eye Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton. Reported to the police, he thought he'd die Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton Yes, he punched his eye Yes, he thought he'd die Manchester no longer his home Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton. Well, City suspended him and handed him a fine Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton. Sam thought soon "I'm gonna make him mine" Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton. Yes, got a big fine Moved towards the River Tyne Newcastle's his new home Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton. Yeah, yeah yeah! Da Joey Barton, Joey Barton (etc) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoU Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Mr. Nut and the Swinging Magpies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 You can tell when Newcastle are on the up because Nut writes a song for each individual signing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 what shall we do with a drunk toon player what shall we do with a drunk toon player what shall we do with a drunk toon player give him 80K a we-eek. 8) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 (Oasis - She's Electric) He's a big Czech Came in to sort Newcastle's defensive wreck He's got an extremely long neck And now he's on Tyne. Plays in the centre He's better than that Bramble mister, And let's hope he fits in well with Taylor But it needs some time. He's no Marcelino He's better than Boumsong But he'll need some time. He's no Laurent Charvet And better than O'Brien In our back four, Coz he'll be more like Desailly Cannavaro, John Terry, Ferdinand, to name a few He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too? Still need more cover We need to go sign another And we'd quite fancy Carragher But he'd never leave the Mersey He'll score at Sun'lun In fact we'll score bout a dozen He'll set one up for Owen And we'll all go laugh at Roy Keane He's no Marcelino He's better than Boumsong But he'll need some time. He's no Laurent Charvet And better than O'Brien In our back four, Coz he'll be more like Desailly Cannavaro, John Terry, Ferdinand, to name a few He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 (Oasis - She's Electric) He's a big Czech Came in to sort Newcastle's defensive wreck He's got an extremely long neck And now he's on Tyne. Plays in the centre He's better than that Bramble mister, And let's hope he fits in well with Taylor But it needs some time. He's no Marcelino He's better than Boumsong But he'll need some time. He's no Laurent Charvet And better than O'Brien In our back four, Coz he'll be more like Desailly Cannavaro, John Terry, Ferdinand, to name a few He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too? Still need more cover We need to go sign another And we'd quite fancy Carragher But he'd never leave the Mersey He'll score at Sun'lun In fact we'll score bout a dozen He'll set one up for Owen And we'll all go laugh at Roy Keane He's no Marcelino He's better than Boumsong But he'll need some time. He's no Laurent Charvet And better than O'Brien In our back four, Coz he'll be more like Desailly Cannavaro, John Terry, Ferdinand, to name a few He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too? Gold Mr Nut, pure gold Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 hahahahaha very good. But you do know its a complete waste of time as it'll never take off.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 O-Nut for president! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 you need to add mine to the title Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 (Oasis - She's Electric) He's a big Czech Came in to sort Newcastle's defensive wreck He's got an extremely long neck And now he's on Tyne. Plays in the centre He's better than that Bramble mister, And let's hope he fits in well with Taylor But it needs some time. He's no Marcelino He's better than Boumsong But he'll need some time. He's no Laurent Charvet And better than O'Brien In our back four, Coz he'll be more like Desailly Cannavaro, John Terry, Ferdinand, to name a few He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too? Still need more cover We need to go sign another And we'd quite fancy Carragher But he'd never leave the Mersey He'll score at Sun'lun In fact we'll score bout a dozen He'll set one up for Owen And we'll all go laugh at Roy Keane He's no Marcelino He's better than Boumsong But he'll need some time. He's no Laurent Charvet And better than O'Brien In our back four, Coz he'll be more like Desailly Cannavaro, John Terry, Ferdinand, to name a few He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too? Gold Mr Nut, pure gold "He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too?" Got tears in me eyes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Great work. Can we not get this recorded somehow? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Great work. Can we not get this recorded somehow? Get that silly cunt who did the Viduka song to do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Great work. Can we not get this recorded somehow? Get that silly cunt who did the Viduka song to do it. Good idea. Say it's for charity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd wait to see whether or not he's shite first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 If only you were as good at making PES-leagues as songs Nyt.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd wait to see whether or not he's shite first. Touché. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 If only you were as good at making PES-leagues as songs Nyt.... if only... it will be seamless from now on though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threelegs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 O Nut. Make one up for Geremi. I tried but i`m not as smart as u To the tune of (Jeremy - Pearl Jam) At home, St James' Park...... Luque didnt give attention, And the fact that Parker didnt Care King Geremi, Nigerian, ruled the field. Geremi scored a goal today (X2) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 One for Geremi.... *To the tune of Tragedy by Steps* GEREMI! DER DER DER DER DER DER! IT'S GEREMI! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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