Crumpy Gunt Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 It's a disaster! Just think what we could've done with the compensation money. We could've bought a decent striker with it. I'm starting a charity to train African Snipers NOT to miss their target. All donatons to the Oba Must Go charity will be most welcome. I thank you in advance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Steven Seagal wouldn't leave. As soon as the gunmen squared off, he would have done that silly slapfight thing, broken arms at the elbows, stabbed William Forsythe in the head with a corkscrew and fucked Kelly Lebrock. And none of it would have been implausible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Perfect reason why we should sell Oba now before the insurance premiums get any more expensive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mixon Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 f****** h***! Glad they're OK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Jon Stead is being linked to the shooting but police are a little sceptical as 2 shots were on target. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest graemeh72 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 it was roeder.... roeder has turned into some crazed inspector dreyfuss character Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaehyun Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I swear it's the Nigerian FA guy who told him he should've gone to a more successful premierleague club last year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Why haven't you still left btw? Because, when i made that particular comment: "If Roeder is still here, ban me", it was genuinely perceived as sarcasm - IE, similar to a 'joke' or play on words. And/or, it was in the moderators' hands, as apposed to mine, and they have decided against taking this particular action. Hope that answers your question. Why haven't you fucked yourself, yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Teenage bitchfight! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 the thing with Babayaro is, he always takes the joke too far Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 the thing with Babayaro is, he always takes the joke too far Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norwegian-Geordie Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Holy fuck! Its the Mackems! Send someone to gun down Roy Keane asap before he goes into hiding! Now it is war. But luckily we have Barton on our side. A shame we sold Bowyer though. Wonder what Barton would have done if they shot at him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maddog2 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 s*** i'm speechless. can't believe you all are having a field day with the jokes, especially that f****** birdbrain red robot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 s*** i'm speechless. can't believe you all are having a field day with the jokes, especially that f****** birdbrain red robot. Fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maddog2 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 s*** i'm speechless. can't believe you all are having a field day with the jokes, especially that f****** birdbrain red robot. f*** off. seriously they are all sick! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 s*** i'm speechless. can't believe you all are having a field day with the jokes, especially that f****** birdbrain red robot. f*** off. seriously they are all sick! not racist though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 the thing with Babayaro is, he always takes the joke too far Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Looks like Oba's not the only one with a dodgy aim when it comes to shooting. Boom boom! Seriously though, good point about the compensation money, missed out a big opportunity there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 It's a disaster! Just think what we could've done with the compensation money. We could've bought a decent striker with it. I'm starting a charity to train African Snipers NOT to miss their target. All donatons to the Oba Must Go charity will be most welcome. I thank you in advance. Wow, you're usually pretty funny when you're being deliberately controversial. Poor show. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Martins shouldn't be allowed 2 play international football anymore in Nigeria. We dont want our £10million main man being shot at!! The club can't stop him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I think his mum might stop him tbh, hope so anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Fuckin madness that, happy he's OK. Had a gun pulled on me and some friends once, some drunk old French guy in a public park in Montpellier. Having a few beers, he kept trying to scab bottles off us, gave him one but eventually told him to get lost. Walked away ten steps, pulled out his gun and looked at it, then looked back at us. Few of us saw it and said to get moving, shitting a brick as we walked very fastly away. Luckily he didn't fire though, I'd imagine the sound of bullets all around you as you hide in a car is terryfying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 the thing with Babayaro is, he always takes the joke too far mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Martins is probably the fastest bloke in Nigeria so i dont think they would have caught him. But from point blank range......he's a lucky man,and so are we. It could benefit us tbh. Might want to settle up here where he knows he's safe. Hope his mates alright though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 He's just been speaking on Look North about it. His English is a lot better than I thought it was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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