Nicky Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Douga's like Northern Monkey's miserable cousin. Thats a good point. With all this recent good news going on, it looks like that miserable fucking cunt won't be posting as much Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 sad to check I cant believe Ive just read that. I know, perhaps I should have just made up something back instead, like "Well Smith has scored over 200 goals in his career so far." Thats far less sad. I'm guessing that Douga may not be very old. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 The top 6 argument is flawed, Chelsea have enough strikers and midfielders, as do Liverpool and Spurs. Hes hardly an Arsenal type player and Everton and Bolton did try and get him. Spurs were alledgedly interested, but your point is spot on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 I know, perhaps I should have just made up something back instead, like "Well Smith has scored over 200 goals in his career so far." Thats far less sad. I'm guessing that Douga may not be very old. I'm sure Douga would have only got one over on you and forced you to cheat by using facts in the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kingdawson Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 i hate to break it to you KD, but he's never in his career scored more than 6 PL goals in a season. whilst at sprurs, jenas has managed 7 and 8 goals a season and that was with him missing 3 months of the season. He's ratio is probably a goal every 4/5 games which is probably better then smiths record playing upfront. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Douga's like Northern Monkey's miserable cousin. Thats a good point. With all this recent good news going on, it looks like that miserable fucking cunt won't be posting as much No need for that like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 so you would rather have 11 players with drive and desire rather than 11 with quality? thote so 11 smiths or 11 ronaldos? aye, because ronaldo has no desire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 i hate to break it to you KD, but he's never in his career scored more than 6 PL goals in a season. whilst at sprurs, jenas has managed 7 and 8 goals a season and that was with him missing 3 months of the season. He's ratio is probably a goal every 4/5 games which is probably better then smiths record playing upfront. But it's still not 10 a season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 so you would rather have 11 players with drive and desire rather than 11 with quality? thote so 11 smiths or 11 ronaldos? Just looked back over a few posts, again this doesnt add up like. Im not hugely impressed with signing Smith but the point your making is kind of insinuating that both ronaldo has no drive or desire and that smith has no quality. The smith without quality is something that we'll have to wait and see with imo considering he was hardly played at man utd, but the ronaldo without drive and desire is just plain crazy talk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 It's been pointed out to kingdawson before that he doesn't rate Kevin Nolan but rates Jenas purely on the basis that he "scores goals", despite the fact that he scores less than Nolan on average. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 i hate to break it to you KD, but he's never in his career scored more than 6 PL goals in a season. whilst at sprurs, jenas has managed 7 and 8 goals a season and that was with him missing 3 months of the season. He's ratio is probably a goal every 4/5 games which is probably better then smiths record playing upfront. I think your posts should always be ended with 'this poster thinks Berbatov is a better footballer than shearer' to detract any credibility from what you say. In this case though, fair point. Jenas didnt work for us, he does for you. Smith did work in a certain capacity for Man Utd and Leeds, maybe he'll work in the same capacity with us well, or another one even better. I'll sit on the fence for a bit and give Smith the benefit of any doubts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 So if Viduka scores in the first half at Bolton then gets an injury that keeps him out for the rest of the season, we get to brag we've got a striker that scores 38 a season? Class! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 i hate to break it to you KD, but he's never in his career scored more than 6 PL goals in a season. whilst at sprurs, jenas has managed 7 and 8 goals a season and that was with him missing 3 months of the season. He's ratio is probably a goal every 4/5 games which is probably better then smiths record playing upfront. so we're counting goals in all competitions are we? I really don't like it when people do that, bearing in mind you could be counting goals against macclesfield and fk ventrispils. So to summarise despite starting 10 times more than sibierski, he scored the same amount of goals. I know sibierski is a striker, but he's shit, and only 3 of those goals were in the PL. I think smith could do a job. never good enough to start for manure, with rooney, smith and others there, did well at leeds though. He seems to be one of those players who is massively underated due to making a bad career move. go back 4 years and tell me you wouldn't have signed him then. i wanted him when he went to manure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamesD Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 So if Viduka scores in the first half at Bolton then gets an injury that keeps him out for the rest of the season, we get to brag we've got a striker that scores 38 a season? Class! well...its if the first half, i'd go with the assumption that he'd do it again after the break, which leads to 76 a season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 So if Viduka scores in the first half at Bolton then gets an injury that keeps him out for the rest of the season, we get to brag we've got a striker that scores 38 a season? Class! well...its if the first half, i'd go with the assumption that he'd do it again after the break, which leads to 76 a season. TheoreticalProbabilitytastic! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 by the way 5 of the 8 goals jeenas scored last season break down thus: Sheffield United (2), Watford, Slavia Prague, Southend. See why i think counting the last 2 in a players average is just stupid. 5 assists isn't brilliant in all competitions for an entire season either btw. didn't he miss an open goal vs arsenal as well? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 and what if a player midfielder scores 15 goals a season but plays shit in every game,as believe it or not scoring does not necessarily mean "played well" ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 and what if a player midfielder scores 15 goals a season but plays s*** in every game,as believe it or not scoring does not necessarily mean "played well" ? Lampard last season for example. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 So if Viduka scores in the first half at Bolton then gets an injury that keeps him out for the rest of the season, we get to brag we've got a striker that scores 38 a season? Class! well...its if the first half, i'd go with the assumption that he'd do it again after the break, which leads to 76 a season. What if he scored in like the first minute and got injured in the process? That'd mean 3240 goals a season! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 So if Viduka scores in the first half at Bolton then gets an injury that keeps him out for the rest of the season, we get to brag we've got a striker that scores 38 a season? Class! well...its if the first half, i'd go with the assumption that he'd do it again after the break, which leads to 76 a season. What if he scored in like the first minute and got injured in the process? That'd mean 3240 goals a season! I can't believe you worked that one out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 So if Viduka scores in the first half at Bolton then gets an injury that keeps him out for the rest of the season, we get to brag we've got a striker that scores 38 a season? Class! well...its if the first half, i'd go with the assumption that he'd do it again after the break, which leads to 76 a season. What if he scored in like the first minute and got injured in the process? That'd mean 3240 goals a season! I can't believe you worked that one out. 90*36, no great effort like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Ok then, if he scores in the 5th second, injures himself in the process so he misses the season, that's a whopping 41,040 goals a season!!! (Should have been 90*38 you eedjit ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Ok then, if he scores in the 5th second, injures himself in the process so he misses the season, that's a whopping 38,880 goals a season!!! It's not completely impossible to score in two seconds is it? Just run up and shoot, shouldn't take the ball more than two seconds to travel past the goalline, should it? If he managed that, it'd be 102600 goals per season! Must be some kind of record! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Ok then, if he scores in the 5th second, injures himself in the process so he misses the season, that's a whopping 38,880 goals a season!!! It's not completely impossible to score in two seconds is it? Just run up and shoot, shouldn't take the ball more than two seconds to travel past the goalline, should it? If he managed that, it'd be 102600 goals per season! Must be some kind of record! you're forgetting it would take longer because after your team had scored the others would kick off,as such it would take longer than 2 secs to score each subsequent goal. i cannot fucking believe i am pissed enough to post that pile of shite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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