NG32 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Wonder if he does his weekly food shop in his helicopter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Wonder if he does his weekly food shop in his helicopter. Oh, for fucks sake man, behave. Like he does his own weekly food shopping. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danswan Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I would imagine coming in by helicopter cuts a good half hour off the journey, meaning he can stay in bed longer in the morning. Clever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Wonder if he does his weekly food shop in his helicopter. Oh, for fucks sake man, behave. Like he does his own weekly food shopping. I've seen a helicopter parked in the disabled bay at Kingston Park Tesco. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Wonder if he does his weekly food shop in his helicopter. tonights headline on the front page of the ronny, "Kingston Park Locals' outrage at Tesco Heliport Plan" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Frail cunt can't drive he breaks his ankle when he tries to drive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I would imagine coming in by helicopter cuts a good half hour off the journey, meaning he can stay in bed longer in the morning. Clever. Aye but how long does it take to power his chopper up. I wonder what kind of chopper it is. (Cold War Russian Gunship?), Hynd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I would imagine coming in by helicopter cuts a good half hour off the journey, meaning he can stay in bed longer in the morning. Clever. Aye but how long does it take to power his chopper up. I wonder what kind of chopper it is. (Cold War Russian Gunship?), Hynd. click on that link given, its a Eurocopter or something. Was in Goldeneye apparantly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Nice copter. The whole Owen family each in their own copters flying in formation over Cheshire. "There go the Owens again" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Wonder if he does his weekly food shop in his helicopter. Don't be daft. He can get his eggs delivered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Clearly been dropping bricks on childrens hospitals etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Yes this is all true. Sitting here in the office, staring out of the window and sees this chopper, approx 1/4 mile away, descend toward the training ground. "What a f*cking tossa" - bet some of his team mates will have had had that very same thought this morning upon seeing him arrive in that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSG Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Yes this is all true. Sitting here in the office, staring out of the window and sees this chopper, approx 1/4 mile away, descend toward the training ground. "What a f*cking tossa" - bet some of his team mates will have had had that very same thought this morning upon seeing him arrive in that. If he doesn't jog to the training ground he's not committed enough tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Yes this is all true. Sitting here in the office, staring out of the window and sees this chopper, approx 1/4 mile away, descend toward the training ground. "What a f*cking tossa" - bet some of his team mates will have had had that very same thought this morning upon seeing him arrive in that. If he doesn't jog to the training ground he's not committed enough tbh. Should be crawling there over broken glass really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Yes this is all true. Sitting here in the office, staring out of the window and sees this chopper, approx 1/4 mile away, descend toward the training ground. "What a f*cking tossa" - bet some of his team mates will have had had that very same thought this morning upon seeing him arrive in that. If he doesn't jog to the training ground he's not committed enough tbh. Should be crawling there over broken glass really. Shuld moonwalk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I heard Owen is the next evil terrorist-assisting superpower the US will target after Iraq. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Yes this is all true. Sitting here in the office, staring out of the window and sees this chopper, approx 1/4 mile away, descend toward the training ground. "What a f*cking tossa" - bet some of his team mates will have had had that very same thought this morning upon seeing him arrive in that. If he doesn't jog to the training ground he's not committed enough tbh. Should be crawling there over broken glass really. Shuld moonwalk. On acid, over broken glass, bare-foot and naked. In the snow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I heard Owen is the next evil terrorist-assisting superpower the US will target after Iraq. That's why we're looking at refurbishing the training facilities tbh. From next month the players will be training in an underground bunker in case of missile attacks targeted at Owen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I have to say I first read this title as, "Owen just dropped out of helicopter". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danswan Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I have to say I first read this title as, "Owen just dropped out of helicopter". Probably a premonition Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy_M Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 So who's the biggest chopper, Owen or the 'Copter? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steffnufc Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I would use a helicopter every morning if I had the money Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy_M Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I hope greenpeace sacrifice you, you cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 on the training pitch. what a lazy bastard, he could surely drive from ponteland? he'll have the people camping at heathrow after him! Do you not all travel to work by helicopter too? Ahhh well, just me and Michael Owen then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Bloody dangerous things helicopters... aal that thrashing around, noise & vibration You don't see an Albatross doing that do you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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