Aphrodite

Would love the guy behind the club's PR strategy. Bet they're an absolute nutter

And the goal would never have happened had the ref not given a ridiculously soft freekick in the first place, so I'm not sure that really counts. Was a reply to Benwell Lad, people are using your (correct) logic about the goal and then talking about the Ben Arfa incident, you can't have it both ways. Not that I'm really arsed

Not sure that's Hart's fault, totally unsighted. Think he's had a really good game.

Tbf, the Ben Arfa situation wouldn't have happened if the goal was given so not sure that really counts.

Why?

What the fuck She's pretty good looking as well, she must be full on batshit mental

That was a pretty high foot that

Two from four. Was three from five before.

Put us out of our misery early on

Why are we interviewing players in front of a white wall? Thought we had an interview area.

Obertan WTF was that little dance

This second half has been terrible

Pardew's not filling me with confidence here

Cluj from Transylvania Didn't realise it was the 1600s

So 2 or 3 then.

Bwhahaha

A postponement would be good for us wouldn't it? Given how we were complaining about the fixture pile-up

So we're agreed then?

If it was serious he'd probably be banned for life! Seemed very uncharacteristic of Pardew, can't remember the last time I saw a manager shove an official though, it didn't look great.

It was nothing at all, if you can't do something like that in a game then I am not sure what the point of it all is any more and I do mean life. All joking aside when did we all become such vaginas that stuff like that is deemed ban worthy? Not saying it was the end of the world or that he should be banned for life for it but managers shouldn't be touching officials like that, sets a bad example. He'll get a touchline ban fo a handful of games and that seems fair enough IMO.

Two or three match touchline suspension I imagine. Thoroughly daft thing to do really, no point in it whatsoever.

This referee is on crack

You can bring empty bottles to fill up inside, just can't take liquids in.

Nope, children 'pay their age', as in £1 for each year.