Shearergol

Lovely goal that

What a shite freekick routine that was

Russo

£30m. But that's too much for the buying club. It ain't happening.

We're not selling Callum Wilson FFS Get back to posting gifs lads.

How much did Napoli or Milan offer for Neves?

Or a new bandage

@Fatwax

I have to keep reminding myself that we’re only two years into this, but some of our players are fucking useless.

Yay Dummett. Howe out.

£23m

Out tomorrow night so will watch this when I get in

I’ve been more than happy to sell him but for that fee we should have just kept him. That’s bullshit.

What’s your thoughts on Frimpong?

£23m Bruno’s off next for £30m

He’s been awful man

Wtf? Is that it?

Is it opposite day? I think he's looked awful in pre-season. Not concerned at all obviously, but not sure what you've seen in him to think he's looked "boss"?

She's 26. She'll be back

Do the club not sell water bottles or caps or anything like that these days? My lad has an England water bottle for his football training and he's desperate to upgrade

GET TO FUCK I'm so angry watching that. Stop reminding us of the fucking bell-end please

I'm desperate to let my 7 year old son watch it (Newcastle mad) but I think the swearing might put my wife off letting him watch it

Not certain this documentary was worth Amazon spending the money on though. Surely for just a little bit more they could have made one about Frimpong?

Chris wood is a good striker

Already one of my favourite players. Really hope he proves people wrong this season.