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Well done Jonas. Not learnt that from last time in the league have you.

Clear foul, not given again. Fuck off ref.

It's almost like it's the 90th minute and we're holding on. We can't keep playing this way. Get Nolan off and stick a traffic cone in the middle.

Well played Harps. It's coming though

Love the fact that we're teasing them. Williamson just fancied some tackling practice.

We're gonna get nothing from this ref tonight.

Aren't we "somewhere really shit" at the minute?

Perch must be thinking he'll wake up one day and being a Premiership footballer was actually a dream.

Well regardless of how this ends, this is tons better than playing at Barnsley!

Is Routledge playing?

Where would Ben Arfa actually fit into this system? Or we looking at bringing him in to play home games? I've got no sound on at the minute and it's pretty obvious what Barton just said

Gonna be a VERY long 75 minutes now.

Why? A Forest supporting friend just asked You'll need to wait until the wage details are sent to the papers.

He wants to come here. He's already told everyone that

Depends which way you go.

He's training with Cardiff, not joining them (yet).

how did you arrive at that figure then? Which one? He's "rumoured" to be on £90k. Can you really see him taking less than £70k?

Can Cardiff really afford to pay a player £45k? That's assuming Man City would be happy paying the other half. Before anyone says anything, I realise we can't either. Do the two clubs have to make up his current wage? I assumed they could pay him what they wanted as long as the player agrees; as I mentioned yesterday, presumably they're the only club he'd be willing go to on lower wages. There's going to be a ridiculous pay cut anyway. I suppose if he went somewhere like Cardiff he probably wouldn't be as bothered about matching his wage. I can't see him taking more than a £20k cut though.

Can Cardiff really afford to pay a player £45k? That's assuming Man City would be happy paying the other half. Before anyone says anything, I realise we can't either.

Petrov

Which is still massively more than Hooper is on (which incidently, I do know ) Really? He's not on like 15-20k? Nope.

I just went to comparethemanager.com and there's nothing about this transfer on there

That's a chipmunk. Spidermunk! Monkfish! http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/characters/images/monkfish.jpg And that's numberwang.

He told a friend of mine that he was doing it for charity, and asked her if she wanted to donate. Nolan pointed out that he was just taking the piss, and doing it because of a bet. (This was on the plane on the way back from the Depo game by the way)

Get out, now.