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If any of you were reading carefully enough, this was actually reported early last week by a certain poster on here. I think you all missed it, but it was reported that Ashley was in Mallorca rather than attending the function he should have been at. Arango and Guiza would be nice. Although Guiza's left. D'oh.

How do you know this is wrong? Because we paid them an initial fee which was more than £500k. If anything it's more we still owe £3m over the next few years. We've already paid over £6m for him though, so I doubt we're going to give them another £9m!

In exactly the same way that Roz could, or Faye can. He's a defender.

Maybe so. I know he got a bad injury as soon as he left there, but can't really remember how many injuries he got in this country though. He was absolutely desperate to leave (as you say, could be about not playing first team football) but it's not like he's played that much since he left.

Because he's playing 4-3-3? It makes sense to play a playmaker in that role (although it should have been Carrick ) but Coloccini isn't good enough in that role. We need him at the back anyway.

I hope everyone realises that this thread needs locking.

He played about 70 games in about 4 years, and left on a Bosman even though Arsenal wanted to keep him.

I think our history with old injury prone players kinda shows that there's no chance he'd regain his form for us. He couldn't get away from England quick enough anyway.

So the headline "Manchester City appoint Mark Hughes" leads you to believe that it's "most likely fake"? Jesus wept.

He still has to pay £3m a year for the next few years to Deportivo for Luque - wrong Coloccini as a playmaker - wrong

So the ball boys have been informed already? What does your mate do then, and why's he been told about the deals when all people do is talk about it on forums?

So the ball boys have been informed already?

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What's local Everton news? Local radio like Radio Newcastle for us So local Liverpool news then yeah? How exactly do you know?

What's local Everton news?

Racist

:frantic: Yeah, but who are we signing?

It's Mendieta, or Baia

Mate's just been on the phone saying that he's been speaking to a club insider and get this: We've signed Collocini, but we're not announcing it because we want to present him along with 2 new signings. One of them is Derdiyok, but my mate won't tell me the other (he does know though!) Medicals have been booked, in two different locations, and the players may or may not be attending them.

Attention seeking maybe?

Assume you forgot to post the fake link? He could at least come up with a more realistic figure. Realistic enough imo Brazilian press are probably reporting it too eh?

What?

Assume you forgot to post the fake link?

If theres any justice in the world it won't be him Looks a bit like BB's Darnell to me but he is still in the house so it can't be. I've missed most of this thread, but is the joke to name 2 people who he doesn't look like?

Find a way to get Scholes out the game early on and they've got nothing