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Surely it can't just be to announce a new contract? We don't even hold a press conference to announce our record fee for a defender! Think Chelsea need to get a grip tbh

All the other 20 goal a season midfielders are unavailable. 20 deflected goals? That's right. Well done.

All the other 20 goal a season midfielders are unavailable.

As I reported on here months ago, he didn't want to leave. He was being offered a 4 year contract, he wanted 5. It's a nothing story.

It's about Lampard's contract AND something else.

We should learn to sign them a bit earlier in the transfer window tbh. Any reason it's taken 3 months to sign Collocini, and then another 3 weeks to sort the paperwork out?

Lampard is s*** Who asked you? Dave Nope, he was asking me

Lampard is shit Who asked you?

We're missing Owen, Martins, Viduka, Collocini and Gutierrez then? Can't wait. Shows we didn't really need to strengthen up front didn't it.

No such player. How come Healy didn't make an appearance today btw?

Oh ok. How would I know?

I posted a while ago that we'd have no chance of signing him. Not much point posting in that thread as it could only come back to bite me

Explains why they didn't announce the signings then.

Page 4 of 11, when you actually wanted page 3. Awesome.

Same.. he's always looked rather lazy to me or something.. His job is to score goals, he's done that to a World Class level over his whole career, what more do you ask for? Signing Shearer spoilt us tbh

Probably is. Adds to the database size at the end of the day though.

I posted on here ages ago that Tiago would never sign for us. Let's see

I'd rather have Henry tbh

Why "hopefully Derdiyok"? I'd personally prefer someone who would start instead of Viduka, rather than sitting on the bench.

Full name Thierry Daniel Henry Date of birth 17 August 1977 (1977-08-17) (age 30) Place of birth Les Ulis, Essonne, France Height 1.88 m (6 ft 2 in) Playing position Striker/Winger Spot on with the player, but think the link is bollocks.

I ask this every time, but nobody answers. Why isn't it a Shearer shirt in the picture then? I'm a big fan of Frank Lampard, but I wouldn't dream of getting a Chelsea shirt with my name on it.

I'm ITK about the Luque deal. I'm not claiming anything else.

We don't know. We're only discussing what's been posted You'd hope so though.

Yeah, forgot about that part. Would have been nice though. What a waste

How do you know this is wrong? Because we paid them an initial fee which was more than £500k. If anything it's more we still owe £3m over the next few years. We've already paid over £6m for him though, so I doubt we're going to give them another £9m! Agreed, bold is a likely scenario. Doesn't make the entire thing a work of fiction then does it. To be fair, I only claimed two bits were wrong