Sparks

Same as above.

I still have question marks about Sam being Ashley's choice to manager us, a bad or even average first season and I am pretty sure Ashley will get rid.

For anyone who didn't notice I did actually cahnge the lyrics for the Who Are You one.

Perfect lyrics for an Ashley song, better than the real one's tbh. The Who - Who are you? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? I woke up on warm may morning Saw takeover reports on my screen It Said “Mike Ashley reclusive billionaire Buys all Sir Hall Johns shares,” I couldn’t believe my eyes, and I took a deep long birth. The first thing I remember was sittin’ back And askin’ from my chair chorus: Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) 'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) I clicked on the first thread on the board 500 hits already there. I felt like my dreams had finally come true From all my constant prayers. I saw the comments from Echo and GeJon first, And looked back at my TV screen. It said rich retail entrepreneur Who doesn’t have much to say. Who are you? Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ... Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Etc …

Freddie sung this when he heard about Ashley. Madonna - Beautiful Stranger Haven’t we met? You’re some kind of beautiful stranger You could be good for me I’ve had the taste for danger If I’m smart then I’ll run away But I’m not so I guess I’ll stay Heaven forbid I’ll take my chance on a beautiful stranger I looked into your eyes And my world came tumbling down You’re the devil in disguise That’s why I’m singing this song

I think we have to be careful with players like Hyypia. Players who have been at one club for a very long time often struggle when they go to a new club where they have to deal different methods, teamates and surroundings, it can often take a long time for them to settle in.

Was it me or was he trying to do a bit of DJing in the press conference with his left hand?

Viduka isn't even going to be with the team at the start of the season.

makes me even more stupid than Zico.

Anyone else find this rather funny. "Fenerbahce" have for some reason signed him, he has had a press conference with about 50 microphones in front of him like he is some superstar. This is for a player who cost Sheffield United 100k from Brighton and scored one goal in 27 games in the premiership last year. What's the betting he won't score a goal and we will be back in the lower leagues of English football within 12 months.

Taylor is still way to immature and erratic, his ego would go through the roof with this. I seriously question how much respect he would have in the dressing room, think he is a bit of a laughing stock among team mates tbh.

Exposing the weaknesses in Taylors game here.

fecking hell Lita, miracles happen.

Lita is this seasons Harewood, donkey.

Just looking at that pic on the Man City website I'm asking myself just what have we let ourselves in for?

I look at our squad and I see us as having the sixth strongest in the league that is under some assumption that reasonable defensive cover will be bought in. If we don't have major injury problems anything less than 8th would be a disappointment. Villa, Reading, Bolton, Pompey and even Everton are stacked full of average players.

Derby away

fair enough

Two of the most underated players in the prem. Go ask Arsenal fans what they think of Rosicky. I think he's been disappointing. Already mentioned Javier '18 games' Mascherano. Well he missed about a third of the season through injury and played most of his games on the left, Arsenal are pretty lost without him in the team though.

Two of the most underated players in the prem. Go ask Arsenal fans what they think of Rosicky.

He is acutually 5.7, his Morrissey quiff adds about 2 inches to his height.

Out of Shorey and Baines, I'd go for the latter as he has far more natural ability. Shorey is solid enough but is a pretty limited player, what you saw against Brazil is about all your going to get with him.

18 million, what a joke.

Rozehnal certainly ages quicky, two days ago he was 25 now he is 27.

Mr Nut for the translations.